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[UncleMeat]

I'm reminded of this quote from Running Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcEiz25omoA

 

[Kyoufu]

why can't people be normal

 

[DirtyManos]

Gotta love that the guy paying someone to not fight back calls you a little scared shit at the end.

 

[pixelation]

dude was gonna kill you

Yeah, i was never going to accept the offer though haha, i get paid at the very least ten times that amount when i fight professionally.

I don't think you're supposed to be talking about this.

Why not?

Definitely dodged a bullet.

Yes, i know i did.

... This sounds like it came from the wannabe boxer guy on youtube that has a supposed """"undefeated"""" streak (even though he took cheap shots at his opponents) lol

Ooookey?...

You should send this all to the police and FBI.

I wouldn't know how to...

 

[chefbags]

This is pretty much it huh.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Could've had sexy times, dude.

You missed out.

 

[norm9]

Punching leads to tickling leads to...

 

[Verelios]

Yeeeeep, guy was going to murder you and dispose the body there. Dodged a major bullet mate.

 

[Reverend Funk]

They’re not going to pay because they’ll just kill you. Maybe after they beat the shit out of you.

I know I mean if it was a legit offer

 

[pixelation]

I don't think you're supposed to be talking about this.

NVMND, i get it now... Fight Club!

 

[ladyluthien]

Well yes, you definitely dodged a bullet. What a strange person, I assume he was going to do more then just beat the shit out of you.

 

[Hierophant]

To piggyback the question, how much would you take to get beat down for ten minutes?

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

To piggyback the question, how much would you take to get beat down for ten minutes?

Asking for a friend...

 

[Lois_Lane]

To piggyback the question, how much would you take to get beat down for ten minutes?

A million dollars

 

[adj_noun]

A million dollars

Ok, how about nine minutes

 

[zashga]

If real, you should consider reporting this guy to the police.

 

[excelsiorlef]

I don't think you're supposed to be talking about this.

Why not?

It's the first rule.

 

[sinkfla87]

If anyone wants to beat me up, I'll accept enough money for a new gaming monitor. Going to need the time off of work to use it anyway!

 

[pixelation]

To piggyback the question, how much would you take to get beat down for ten minutes?

lolololol, if you wanna beat me up... train. I will not let myself get beat up for money hahaha!

 

[wild wild rice]

What a world

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

This is pretty much it huh.

Yep. Someone has been binge watching Mr. Robot.

 

[adj_noun]

lolololol, if you wanna beat me up... train. I will not let myself get beat up for money hahaha!

what am I supposed to do with this private house I rented and the sound system that only plays the Halloween theme on repeat

 

[Hierophant]

lolololol, if you wanna beat me up... train. I will not let myself get beat up for money hahaha!

Haha just posing the hypothetical question to people, tbh I'd do it for like 50,000

 

[Lois_Lane]

Ok, how about nine minutes

nine hundred ninety-nine hundred thousand

 

[tearsintherain]

No sane person is gonna pay another person $1k to beat them up for 2 hours, you dodged some psycho shit

 

[Hierophant]

He probably had some dexter kill room set up

 

[TheMan]

definitely sounds like a fetish

 

[Shig]

The frightening part is that from the initial message, it sounds like there's a whole cottage industry of people that have successfully talked others into this sort of thing.

With that in mind, yeah, get this dude some police attention.

 

[Choppasmith]

OP, pardon me for asking, but are you black or some other non-white ethnicity? I just wonder if it was racially motivated somehow. Pretty damn crazy either way, I would've just replied, "Sorry I don't swing that way."

 

[Dog Problems]

That's really creepy to read. I hope no one on that site falls for it. I'm sure he's sent the same "offer" to others.

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

Dude was either going to kill you or jack off to the experience afterwards. Creepy as hell.

 

[Kimawolf]

hrm... 25 K and i'll give you 3 minutes to just kick my ass as much as you want fetish guy just no broken bones or maiming/permanent scarring.

 

[mordecaii83]

Holy shit, renting some random house and you're not supposed to put your guard up no matter what and he won't stop no matter what? Dude was either counting on you screwing up and defending yourself or he was gonna kill you. Scary psycho shit right there...

Edit: I second the people saying take this to the authorities, you could save someone else's life who isn't as well off as you and actually accepts...

 

[Froyo Love]

This reads like the opening to a Law & Order: SVU episode where Olivia can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to go along with this, as they're standing in front of the murder scene.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Do you know how fucking dead you would be if you got the shit kicked out of you for two straight hours?

 

[CartridgeBlower]

He wanted to kick your ass for 2 hours?

2 hours?

How would there be anything left of you after 2 hours?

 

[pixelation]

Gotta love that the guy paying someone to not fight back calls you a little scared shit at the end.

I know right?

Could've had sexy times, dude.

You missed out.

Now i'll die a virgin... oh well!!! XD

If real, you should consider reporting this guy to the police.

Can i do this even if i don't live in the USA?

what am I supposed to do with this private house I rented and the sound system that only plays the Halloween theme on repeat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Sounds like you dodged being beaten to death OP, congrats.

 

[pigeon]

He likes to beat up guys like you, huh?

What race are you?

 

[Alienous]

When your best case scenario is $1000 and a severe brain injury "fuck no" is indeed the right choice.

What a creep.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

Wtf? What does he mean by "guys like you"?
You got previous beef with this dude?

 

[charsace]

This guy's has you in his sites. I don't think this is the end of it.

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

Dude saw you are a fit, healthy guy and wanted to harvest your organs.

 

[jroc74]

And a knife, some rope and probably some acid

Yup, literally dodged a bullet.

 

[Imperfected]

I don't think he was necessarily going to kill you.

He might have just raped you a lot.

 

[FUME5]

You do like to get yourself in some strange situations.

 

[D4Danger]

he was definitely going to kill you and play it off like an accident. no joke.

edit: probably would've give you a bit of a fondle as well I bet but you'd be dead by then so who cares

 

[Afrikan]

You goin to let him call you Skinny????

 

[HiiiLife]

OP bout to get smoked.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Did you humiliate this dude in high school or something?