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100 things Gaf has learnt from the movies

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Apoc29

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If you're a treasure hunter your best friend will always betray you and become your rival and you will unwittingly lead him to the treasure you both seek at which point you will be held at gunpoint because you are the only one who knows the secret and/or has the key but will be saved by a third party of supernatural origins like zombies/ancient guardians or something and the cave will start collapsing but you will make a daring escape and ride off into the sunset with the girl.
 
1. It's nearly impossible to hit someone with a automatic weapon from very close distances.

0. Scary houses that look like they have crazy psychotic people living inside always have crazy psychotic people living inside, but you should go in anyway.

-1. Small wooden objects are impenetrable by bullets.
 

Igoritza

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1. there is always CNN or BBC running in background in secret terrorist lairs.

2. every russian spy is ugly as hell, unless played by Angelina Jolie. and when that happens - she turns out to be an american at the end.

3. a spaceship never goes up or down. it always goes in a direction of a plane defined by itself, and the other spaceship/planet

4. whenever you hear a cough in a movie - that person is going to die. heroes dont cough.

5. chicks in a movie can fu*k whenever they want. movie girls dont know the concept of menstruation.

6. whenever a bad guy creates a bomb - he MUST put a digital timer on, at least an hour of time for hero to defuse it, and a set of different color wires, so the hero could know what to cut.

7. whenever you raise your hand - there's a taxi. right there. unless you're chased by cops, then there is no single taxi in whole NY/LA
 

MNC

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Igoritza said:
1. there is always CNN or BBC running in background in secret terrorist lairs.

2. every russian spy is ugly as hell, unless played by Angelina Jolie. and when that happens - she turns out to be an american at the end.

3. a spaceship never goes up or down. it always goes in a direction of a plane defined by itself, and the other spaceship/planet

4. whenever you hear a cough in a movie - that person is going to die. heroes dont cough.

5. chicks in a movie can fu*k whenever they want. movie girls dont know the concept of menstruation.

6. whenever a bad guy creates a bomb - he MUST put a digital timer on, at least an hour of time for hero to defuse it, and a set of different color wires, so the hero could know what to cut.

7. whenever you raise your hand - there's a taxi. right there. unless you're chased by cops, then there is no single taxi in whole NY/LA


did you just spoil salt :eek:


not that i really care or anything but :eek:
 

Igoritza

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MNC said:
did you just spoil salt :eek:


not that i really care or anything but :eek:

oh, im really really sorry - but the movie wasnt all that good. a failure at copying bourne.

a 48 kilos (105 pounds) light girl CANT fight 6 guys at once, no matter how well trained she is.
 

Narag

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weekend_warrior said:
132. Police are allowed to cause in enormous amount of collateral damage in order to catch the bad guy.

They didn't call him the Demolition Man for nothing.
 
Igoritza said:
oh, im really really sorry - but the movie wasnt all that good. a failure at copying bourne.

a 48 kilos (105 pounds) light girl CANT fight 6 guys at once, no matter how well trained she is.

Yea well, fuck you still. Never cool to be spoiled.
 
1. There's no such thing as a standardised Operating System.

2. If you're a black or Asian man then you may not pursue carnal relations with a white girl unless the movie's overt plot or subtext is centred upon the topic of race relations.
 
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