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DeathbyVolcano · Jan 9, 2007

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Shard · Jan 9, 2007

KTallguy said:
Wow, lots of question marks .... and exclamation points...

I have more question marks...

Oh, and for the record I was born a PC gamer and I still love PC games. COH for example.

We need to bring a semicolon into the mix.

jj984jj · Jan 9, 2007

skip said:

I told them.

KTallguy and his misleading title made them all overreact. :lol

FauX · Jan 9, 2007

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FartOfWar · Jan 9, 2007

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A year's supply of Destructoid headlines/stories

Shard · Jan 9, 2007

Laurent said:
© 2002-2006 Ziff Davis...

Somebody needs to tell them it is 2007.

john tv · Jan 9, 2007

Laurent said:
© 2002-2006 Ziff Davis...

Exactly. It's 2007 now. OMG!

KTallguy · Jan 9, 2007

john tv said:
Exactly. It's 2007 now. OMG!

Buyout confirmed.

Mashing · Jan 9, 2007

"Our only gripe with this game is that it takes a beast of a PC in order to get the fullest out of that. Thankfully, with our brand new Dell XPSes with Intel Quad Duo's (click here to buy) we can game like true professionals!"

10.0 of 10.0

TekunoRobby · Jan 9, 2007

Mashing said:
"Our only gripe with this game is that it takes a beast of a PC in order to get the fullest out of that. Thankfully, with our brand new XPSes with Intel Quad Duo's (click here to buy) we can game like true professionals!"

10.0 of 10.0

I'll drink to that!

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jj984jj · Jan 9, 2007

KTallguy said:
Buyout confirmed.

Total. 1UP AM CRY!

skip · Jan 9, 2007

actually, on our new scale that would make it DELL/10.

and we're changing GFW's name to Games For Windows Running on Dell PCs: The Official Magazine.

Dalauz · Jan 9, 2007

1up looks sharp on my dell 2007 wfp now

Drewsy · Jan 9, 2007

sp0rsk said:
In your fresh new Dell Cubicle right?

ouch.

Shard · Jan 9, 2007

Mashing said:
"Our only gripe with this game is that it takes a beast of a PC in order to get the fullest out of that. Thankfully, with our brand new Dell XPSes with Intel Quad Duo's (click here to buy) we can game like true professionals!"

10.0 of 10.0

:lol :lol :lol

Akia · Jan 9, 2007

skip said:
and we're changing GFW's name to Games For Windows Running on Dell PCs: The Official Magazine.

oh man jeff is gonna have a heart attack.

xaosslug · Jan 9, 2007

whatever it is, like someone said earlier, the site's running much faster. So, what's up with that?

Ronin · Jan 9, 2007

This thread gets a 10,000 on the awesome chart. AND THE CHART DOESN'T EVEN GO THAT HIGH!

Tiktaalik · Jan 9, 2007

xaosslug said:
whatever it is, like someone said earlier, the site's running much faster. So, what's up with that?

It's running on a DELL.

The Mighty Schwein · Jan 9, 2007

xaosslug said:
whatever it is, like someone said earlier, the site's running much faster. So, what's up with that?

The site runs better when the heat is coming down. It's good like that.

FartOfWar · Jan 9, 2007

"Editor's note: A lot of people seem to be skeptical about this, myself included. While everything so far indicates that 1UP has been bought over, it hasn't been confirmed. An e-mail has been sent by Destructoid to the concerned parties. We are currently awaiting a reply"

Have you "bought over" anything lately, Skip?

Send this kid a reply that explains we've been "bought over and under" by his English teacher.

Suikoguy · Jan 9, 2007

Tiktaalik said:
It's running on a DELL.

That was quick :lol

Piper Az · Jan 9, 2007

I wonder if the 1up staff will able to use any Macs or if Dell would force them to use...Dells!

Shard · Jan 9, 2007

How is the Alienware version of the site?

Laurent · Jan 9, 2007

john tv said:
Exactly. It's 2007 now. OMG!

SCANDALOUS!

skip · Jan 9, 2007

FartOfWar said:
"Editor's note: A lot of people seem to be skeptical about this, myself included. While everything so far indicates that 1UP has been bought over, it hasn't been confirmed. An e-mail has been sent by Destructoid to the concerned parties. We are currently awaiting a reply"

Have you "bought over" anything lately, Skip?

Send this kid a reply that explains we've been "bought over and under" by his English teacher.

I was bought inwards, if you can believe it.

holy shit, I never bothered to click on the first link. destructoid actually wrote a story on this?

?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!???!??!!

go internet.

The Mighty Schwein · Jan 9, 2007

I swear this thread is on the verge of getting bought by Dell

Bildi · Jan 9, 2007

Shard said:
We need to bring a semicolon into the mix.

GTFO - we don't need that crap here. Troll.

Laurent · Jan 9, 2007

"While everything so far indicates that 1UP has been bought"?!? Even if you let go of the "over" bit, nothing indicates that it has been bought! What has he been smoking?!?

FartOfWar · Jan 9, 2007

Laurent said:
"While everything so far indicates that 1UP has been bought"?!? Even if you let go of the "over" bit, nothing indicates that it has been bought! What has he been smoking?!?

Come on, the dude Googled 1UP and page six turned up dell.1up.com.

Also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI-pct3zy18&eurl=

Firestorm · Jan 9, 2007

Let's purchase Dell.

skip · Jan 9, 2007

I dugg the destructoid story in the hopes that as many people as possible can be witness to this high quality of reporting.

KTallguy · Jan 9, 2007

Laurent said:
"While everything so far indicates that 1UP has been bought"?!? Even if you let go of the "over" bit, nothing indicates that it has been bought! What has he been smoking?!?

Well, there is a huge DELL bar on the top of the screen. That could mean something.

jenov4 · Jan 9, 2007

Wow! Megaton thread of 2007, and it's only January!

Shard · Jan 9, 2007

skip said:
I was bought inwards, if you can believe it.

holy shit, I never bothered to click on the first link. destructoid actually wrote a story on this?

?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!???!??!!

go internet.

Ah, god bless the internet, source of so much comedy.

Ril · Jan 9, 2007

skip said:
hey, anyone know if heroes is new tonight? I caught up on it over the break and it's really awesome buy a new pc.

Not sure if it's new or...hey!

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

Laurent · Jan 9, 2007

FartOfWar said:
Come on, the dude Googled 1UP and page six turned up dell.1up.com.

He's clever all right...

FartOfWar said:
Also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI-pct3zy18&eurl=

Teh old...

Laurent · Jan 9, 2007

KTallguy said:
Well, there is a huge DELL bar on the top of the screen. That could mean something.

When I drive my Golf, the big VW logo in front of the car indicates Volkswagen bought me...

skip · Jan 9, 2007

Laurent said:
When I drive my Golf, the big VW logo in front of the car indicates Volkswagen bought me...

wait...are...are you saying...

...1UP BOUGHT DELL!?!?!?!?!?

keanerie · Jan 9, 2007

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The Mighty Schwein · Jan 9, 2007

zomg destructoid 1up buys dell article incoming

john tv · Jan 9, 2007

That was the first and last time I will ever visit the destructoid website. Just...wow.

DeathbyVolcano · Jan 9, 2007

john tv said:
That was the first and last time I will ever visit the destructoid website. Just...wow.

Yup, it's really really bad. I especially don't understand their reviews.

bbyybb · Jan 9, 2007

I think it is rather they have partnered with them because if you click on the other dell tabs it goes to various other companies

For Photo -> Goes to Corel
For Music -> Goes to Yahoo Music

And if you click home it goes to a personalised google IG homepage http://www.google.com/ig/dell?hl=en&client=dell-inc&channel=us

So yea....

Matix · Jan 9, 2007

You will say WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW...............

Armitage · Jan 9, 2007

hey guys

vonage bought neogaf

jenov4 · Jan 9, 2007

Thread title needs more exclamation and question marks please.

bbyybb · Jan 9, 2007

Add on from previous post

Looking further into the page source for eg at Corel you get this css file

http://www.dell.com/html/us/google/c...gle-portal.css

So it must be related to a some personalised homepage partnership with google, perhaps for new computers installed with dell products.

Keyser Soze · Jan 9, 2007

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I've talked to my friend's uncle's girlfriend's sister, who works at the CIA. She decoded the ?!? ?!?!!? ?!?!?!?!?! !??!?!?!?!?!?!?! !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? for me. It appears to be a message saying Dell is buying 1up. Any truth to this?

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