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2005 MTV Video Music Awards (hosted by Diddily)

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"YER NOESBODY TILZ SUMBUDY KILLZ YOU!"
 
Ninja Scooter said:
holy christ on a pogo stick, what the FUCK did R. Kelly just do? That might have been the worst song i've ever heard in my life, and im not even exagerating.

"RUFUS AND CHUCK AND CHUCK LOOKED AT RUFUS AND CATHY SAID RUFUS AND RUFUS SAID NO AND CHUCK SAID RUFUS AND CATHY SAID GET AWAY AND RUFUS LOOKED AT CATHY AND CATHY LOOKED AT CHUCK AND CHUCK WALKED OVER TO RUFUS AND RUFUS SAID BACK THE HELL OFF ME AND CHUCK WALKED INTO THE CLOSET AND CATHY YELLED AT RUFUS AND RUFUS SAID RUFUS AND CATHY SAID WHAT AND R. KELLY'S HEAD EXPLODED"
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Yeah, I kinda just stared slackjawed at the TV when he belted out that little verse.
 
man, r kelly went all out on that verse.....................

I'm not sure which song's you think Kanye wrote/ didn't write himself. But most/ to all of his stuff is written by himself, only a couple tracks has anyone ever helped him on his verse. Maybe a couple tiems common did though.
 
DMczaf said:
What are they saying, Ninja Scooter?
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something about buttcheese and oatmeal. CULO!

reggaton and emo need to have a fight to the death, and then whoever wins, we push off a cliff to get rid of both of them.
 
FAT JOE deserved to get sonned after sayin, "I feel so protected by all of this G-UNIT police protection". These dudes need to get together and do a wrestling match at Survivor Series for the crown of "World Heavyweight Wankster".
 
if i was all these rappers i'd just shut the fuck up because Suge got shot yesterday and you KNOW he's gonna want some revenge on somebody..ANYBODY!
 
Ninja Scooter said:
holy christ on a pogo stick, what the FUCK did R. Kelly just do? That might have been the worst song i've ever heard in my life, and im not even exagerating.

"RUFUS AND CHUCK AND CHUCK LOOKED AT RUFUS AND CATHY SAID RUFUS AND RUFUS SAID NO AND CHUCK SAID RUFUS AND CATHY SAID GET AWAY AND RUFUS LOOKED AT CATHY AND CATHY LOOKED AT CHUCK AND CHUCK WALKED OVER TO RUFUS AND RUFUS SAID BACK THE HELL OFF ME AND CHUCK WALKED INTO THE CLOSET AND CATHY YELLED AT RUFUS AND RUFUS SAID RUFUS AND CATHY SAID WHAT AND R. KELLY'S HEAD EXPLODED"
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:lol :lol


That song is so horrible; that's a great description of it.
 
I hope those kids in B5 know more words then "Yeah man, yeah...Man...Yeah man....Yeah!"
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What you expect when their boss is notorious for quips like, "I thought I told you that we wont stop" "As we proceed to give you what you need" "Bad Boy Baby" "Bad Boy uh huh huh huh" Give B5 time, they will have 4 or 5 solid quips to repeat over and over.
 
Then when you think the show cannot get any worse, they insert the Hollowood Improv reject to top off this sundae of shit being provided.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
that Dane Cook performance wasn't out of place or awkward at all.
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Showing the R. Kelly sex tape right before he performed would have been less awkward. Damn that was hard to watch.
 
i said this after last year's VMA's and i'll say it again! MTV needs white people back! Cobain, Axl Rose, Slash, Tim Bob from Rage against the machine. Black people are boring! Nobody does crazy like the crackas!
 
Seriously, this whole "Diddy Fashion Challenge" thing is fucking *retarded*.

"I think me and Snoop look really good together."
--Gwen Stefani

Deep, woman. Really deep. You know what would've been awesome? If at least one of them had decided to donate the money to the Red Cross, especially given the fact that New Orleans is going to be sodomized in less than 24 hours.

But leave it to me to just assume that Gwen and/or Snoop would watch the news.
 
xsarien said:
Seriously, this whole "Diddy Fashion Challenge" thing is fucking *retarded*.

"I think me and Snoop look really good together."
--Gwen Stefani

Deep, woman. Really deep. You know what would've been awesome? If at least one of them had decided to donate the money to the Red Cross, especially given the fact that New Orleans is going to be sodomized in less than 24 hours.

But leave it to me to just assume that Gwen and/or Snoop would watch the news.
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SNoop should have just been honest and said "ima buy a whole BUNCH of weed wit mine!"
 
Ninja Scooter said:
SNoop should have just been honest and said "ima buy a whole BUNCH of weed wit mine!"
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He was being honest, he coaches a little league football team. He also supports the entire league.
 
What a sick fucking statement the VMAs make about the state of what passes as "entertainment" in the US these days. Why these people are celebrities is beyond me. They're nobodies. Fucking cocksuckers who all represent the most shallow point of view somebody can offer the world.

That's all I have to say about the whole thing.
 
Uno Ill Nino said:
What a sick fucking statement the VMAs make about the state of what passes as "entertainment" in the US these days. Why these people are celebrities is beyond me. They're nobodies. Fucking cocksuckers who all represent the most shallow point of view somebody can offer the world.

That's all I have to say about the whole thing.
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Mixed in with the flash-in-the-pan, gone-by-next-year artists is genuine talent. You just have to weed it out.
 
Haha. The replay was muted in silence for like 10 seconds at the end of 50's performance. Just complete silence. Looks like they got it down this time. :P
 
Uno Ill Nino said:
What a sick fucking statement the VMAs make about the state of what passes as "entertainment" in the US these days. Why these people are celebrities is beyond me. They're nobodies. Fucking cocksuckers who all represent the most shallow point of view somebody can offer the world.

That's all I have to say about the whole thing.
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This man speaks the whole truth... and that's a wrap.
 
Zeo said:
Haha. The replay was muted in silence for like 10 seconds at the end of 50's performance. Just complete silence. Looks like they got it down this time. :P
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Weird that they didn't censor the west coast feed's. I heard a few fucks through the beeps still.
 
GUYS!!!!!!!!!!1


I have been preaching the gospel about Kelly Clarkson for what seems like an eternity now! Please refer to *THIS* thread. She has, without a shadow of a doubt THE greatest ass in White girl history!

Here's another pic of her ass:

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What did Dane Cook do that was so awkward?
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I thought he was funny. It was the crowd that made it akward. They just sat there in silence. Again, this is the same crowd that would blow the roof off at any mention of Miami. I think its because they just didn't know who he was, because they rabidly cheered the other more popular celebrities even when they bombed horribly. MTV should never go back to Miami again, but then again I don't really give a shit about MTV.
 
I watched like 5 minutes of the VMA's, and it was R. Kelly...The worst performance I have ever seen in my life. Why MTV let the guy act his video out instread of singing, I have no idea.

And yes, Kelly Clarkson does have an amazing ass. But that pic that that isamu posted can't be real. But this thread does need more Clarkson ass :)
 
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