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[Razorback]

If this was in a Dumb and Dumber movie I'd call it far-fetched.

 

[Nyx]

Haha wow, didn't expect that.

 

[gustave154]

Can't believe this even happened... and its already funded haha

 

[LeonSPBR]

Holy shit that's a story you won't ever forget.

 

[GKSilKamina]

Truth is stranger than fiction.


After a date/experience like that, those two better get married or be best friends for life.

 

[HighResTomato]

He better marry that woman.

After handling her poop he might as well.

 

[Incendiary]

I am so glad I clicked on this thread. I was expecting something inane but that is one of the best date stories I've ever read, holy shit.

 

[Blue Lou]

The clickbait generation:

You really buried the lede on this one

No kidding, wasn't about to click at first but lol

Give this man a better thread title mods

The thread needs a much much better title[

it does need a better title.

These guys seem to appreciate it more.

Reading the thread title I did not expect such a tale to be spun.

The basic thread title into a genuinely entertaining story might be my best surprise of the year.

I could have referenced Tina Turner. "I can't stand the stain against my window".

 

[BetterThanNothing]

This is going to be another potato salad kickstarter, isn't it? Guy's going to become a millionaire because his one night stand was afraid of letting him know she partook in essential bodily functions.

 

[bloodforge]

I would have said he was full of shit about that story if he didn't have the pictures to back it up, lol.

 

[kiri]

Yep, that sounds like Bristol.

I want to say Knowle but if post-grad, likely Clifton.

 

[Machina]

Those firefighters must've thought they were in the twilight zone

 

[Gnome Scat]

That's fantastic.

 

[13ruce]

Holy shit i thought it was a joke but those pics confirm the story.

 

[Cyan]

Sounds like one of those FWD:FWD:FWD: stories that somehow wind up on Snopes to be debunked despite being obviously fake.

 

[Akainu]

idiots lol

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

The clickbait generation:











These guys seem to appreciate it more.





I could have referenced Tina Turner. "I can't stand the stain against my window".

You did it right. The understatement was the base for a pleasant surprise. The pics made my wife howling with laughter.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Sounds like one of those FWD:FWD:FWD: stories that somehow wind up on Snopes to be debunked despite being obviously fake.

You think these images are staged?

 

[YaBish]

The clickbait generation:

To be fair, the OP is pretty sparse as well.

 

[D4Danger]

Sounds like one of those FWD:FWD:FWD: stories that somehow wind up on Snopes to be debunked despite being obviously fake.

for what it's worth the local paper confirmed the report with the fire service

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-threw-poo-out-window-429022

Avon Fire and Rescue service confirmed they received a call on August 7 to Liam's address.

A Fire service spokesman said: ”We received a call at 22:41 to one female trapped between interior and exterior glass.

”Two crews were sent from Temple station and she was rescued using hand tools."

 

[Lunaray]

The clickbait generation:











These guys seem to appreciate it more.





I could have referenced Tina Turner. "I can't stand the stain against my window".

Yeah, I thought the understated title was perfect. I don't understand all the calls for a more interesting title. You don't want to ruin the punchline in the title.

 

[Nijo Nerd]

Am I the only one seeing a creepy face instead of the date's upside down face?

 

[Stinkles]

for what it's worth the local paper confirmed the report with the fire service

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-threw-poo-out-window-429022

 

[shoelacer]

I'm not sure if this would be a scenario where I'd never want to see the other person again, or if it would actually be an intense bonding experience

 

[x-Lundz-x]

This is fucking incredible. You can't make this shit up.

 

[ViviOggi]

That was pretty funny and it looks like the guy's got that new window in the bag already, well deserved

 

[liquidtmd]

This is fucking incredible. You can't make this shit up.

You can make this shit up, you just can't throw it out the window

 

[orava]

Wife material right there. And thank you for the non clickbaity title.

 

[jelly]

Amazing. I didn't think it would go that far but wow.

 

[Xun]

Truly phenomenal story.

When's the motion picture?

 

[Theecliff]

this is incredible

 

[Messofanego]

You can make this shit up, you just can't throw it out the window

Ayy

 

[Tigress]

Man people are fucking weird about poop. I'd much rather tell my date with a red-face that I can't get their toilet to flush than to wrap up my shit and fling it out the window, but maybe that's just me.

Not just you honestly. I wouldn't even have thought of doing something like that... And now that I have the idea.. um, no, I still think it's better to just own up and mention the toilet isn't flushing.

Honestly, people are saying he should "keep her". But I think she is the one who better keep him. He sounds pretty patient and understanding, I would bet a lot of people wouldn't be so calm about some one throwing their shit outside the window or having a 300 dollar bill to fix the window afterwards.

 

[Blue Lou]

BBC went with the headline "Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo"

 

[CloudWolf]

This is why you never take a date to Nandos.

 

[sarcastor]

He better marry that woman.

Are they still dating

that is not a date. that is a partner in crime.

Marry her now.

 

[Alcotholic]

BBC went with the headline "Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo"

I thought the story was better when it catches you off guard. BBC killing the joy out of the event.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Some of the comments on the story just got me teary eyed...

Are you going on date 'number 2'? Ahem...

No wonder you don't want to show your faeces in Public...

Never mind date number two . It's the turd one you should be working towards.

There's a joke in there about shit posting.

 

[Baroquemantic]

That was a great story. Was not expecting any of that.

 

[Queen Vulpix]

I'll never understand the irrational fear some have of taking a shit while on a date. If your date can't handle you going to the bathroom, I can't see that relationship lasting long.

Oh gosh I'm terrible with this, when my guy friends visit/stay the night should I have to use the bathroom it usually turns into I giant thing of me blasting the radio, putting the volume on the TV loud, and sitting on the toilet for at least 20 minutes simply just panicking. God forbid even the slightest pin drop of a sound is made I go into full mortified / end of the / world nervous breakdown mode.... I couldn't imagine how much worse if it was an actual date bleh

Why am I even admitting this here? >_<


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If it wasn't for the pictures I don't think I could believe it, that is truly an astounding story.

 

[WaterAstro]

If the poop doesn't flush, you take the toilet brush or plunger and smash it to shit... uh I mean to pieces.

 

[DrSlek]

It reads like a Fawlty Towers script.

 

[Cranster]

Looking at this, maybe I should try crowdfunding to help get myself out of debt. Seems selfish but if this stupidity can get funded what do I have to lose? lmao.

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

What a beautiful write up

 

[TAJ]

You haven't experienced the real realities and horrors of sex unless you've fucked a girl right after she's taken a fresh dump

hitting that shit from the back and getting a whiff of their poo is some disgusting carnal shit only real ones have experienced

I'm so grateful to have avoided so-called "reality". I've never experienced unpleasantness in that area. The weirdest smell/taste I've run across was pussy that tasted like horchata. I love horchata.

 

[Dead Guy]

I didn't want to believe this was actually a true story but the Internet has taught me better by now. Thanks for the laughs I guess

 

[Vicetrailia]

LOL. Pretty sad for a true story though.

 

[Stinkles]

This is better than the bodybuilder pooping in the bathtub story.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Gofundme page of the forever

 

[GhaleonEB]

This is better than the bodybuilder pooping in the bathtub story.

This is the kind of post that requires a link.