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[Symphonia]

It's easy to be sad on Valentine's Day. It's not much fun being sat at home eating crisps in your pants on your own while your friends spend hundreds of pounds taking their girlfriend's out, prolonging the life of their doomed relationships. Because all relationships are doomed, fact. Instead of being sad about an event made solely to cash in on temporarily loved-up couples, spend the day glued to Pornhub. But not just normal Pornhub, HD Pornhub!

If you go on their site (you already know the URL) and enter your email address you will be given a whole FREE day on their premium service. You don't even have to give them any credit card details.

It's literally a no-brainer. Think of all the HD clips and the full movies that you can fast-forward to around the 25th minute, miss major plot points, rewind it a bit, get the story, then fast-forward again to the 'action' scenes.

You're welcome everybody.

 

[John Kowalski]

I wish exhentai would do the same with private galleries.

 

[Perspicacity]

What are pornhub headquarters like? Gross I'd bet

 

[CreepingFear]

Thank you OP.

 

[How About No]

Thanks know what imma gon do come Valley Times

 

[Dereck]

What are pornhub headquarters like? Gross I'd bet

Why gross?

 

[Burt]

What are pornhub headquarters like? Gross I'd bet

 

[CreepingFear]

What are pornhub headquarters like? Gross I'd bet

It's probably cleaner than most office buildings.

 

[John Kowalski]

What are pornhub headquarters like? Gross I'd bet

There's this website i don't recall the name of which has this small text above its videos for recruiting and the text is almost literally "do you like to masturbate while you work? we need people like you!".

I mean i know the sysadmin life can be hard but come on.

 

[Perspicacity]

Why gross?

literally everyone there is on pornhub all day

 

[How About No]

Is that moot

 

[SJRB]

What are pornhub headquarters like? Gross I'd bet

Probably one of the biggest and most impressive server farms ever.

 

[Kaako]

God Blesses in mysterious ways...

 

[Burt]

Is that moot

Dunno, the shot itself is from Silicon Valley. I'm assuming it's just an extra.

 

[Scavenger]

What are pornhub headquarters like? Gross I'd bet

Every day:

 

[JTripper]

What are pornhub headquarters like? Gross I'd bet

Tbh I bet it's absolutely spotless.

Every day:

Never gets old.

 

[Orkidea]

Every day:

Accurate

 

[How About No]

Come on guys if you're working fastfood you're not in the back eating burgers all day



Well maybe a few burgers. What's this anal lodgy I'm trying to make?

 

[Tesseract]

but will premium content fulfill my danny devito dinosaur fetish

 

[Zekes!]

Come on guys if you're working fastfood you're not in the back eating burgers all day



Well maybe a few burgers. What's this anal lodgy I'm trying to make?

I'm pretty sure you're trying to say that if you worked at a fast food place you'd have sex with burgers all day instead

but will premium content fulfill my danny devito dinosaur fetish

No, but I'm pretty sure accepting Jesus into your life would do you some good

 

[How About No]

I'm pretty sure you're trying to say that if you worked at a fast food place you'd have sex with burgers all day instead

Nooo cuz you're consuming the product with your mouth.

And at the office you'd theorically consume the product with your...not mouth?

I suppose some weirdo might eat flash drives filled with HD vids tho.

Haven't heard of it being a thing but I can help make it so

 

[Slayven]

what the difference between the premium and free service?

 

[ssharm02]

yea i have masturbated about 10 times since this morning

and tomorrow i will be working from 6 AM to 3 PM then studying afterwards. so its ok

 

[JTripper]

yea i have masturbated about 10 times since this morning

and tomorrow i will be working from 6 AM to 3 PM then "studying" afterwards. so its ok

Fixed

 

[badblue]

You know, you don't have to be alone to do this. Nothing says romance like letting your wife choose the porn you bang her too.

 

[MMarston]

yea i have masturbated about 10 times since this morning

and tomorrow i will be working from 6 AM to 3 PM then studying afterwards. so its ok

 

[javac]

what the difference between the premium and free service?

• No ads
• 1080p video quality
• Tons of new HD videos added daily
• 13,000+ full dvds
• Mobile friendly browsing
• Exclusive full-length HD videos

 

[Reverend Funk]

yea i have masturbated about 10 times since this morning

and tomorrow i will be working from 6 AM to 3 PM then studying afterwards. so its ok

Yo wtf how do you cum so many times
how long does each time take you?

 

[wenis]

Might as well use it even if you're in a relationship... 2's a party.

 

[jediyoshi]

I wish exhentai would do the same with private galleries.

 

[MechDX]

But Bing video search is free everyday and they give me reward points for searches.

Porn and Xbox live points cards. Top that Porn Hub!

 

[Verelios]

I wish exhentai would do the same with private galleries.

...hm.

 

[Sou Da]

I wish exhentai would do the same with private galleries.

You goddamn weeb.

Spoiler

There are private galleries there? The ones with the Xes?

 

[Coffee Dog]

the pornhub marketing team are on-point almost too often.

 

[richiek]

You can download videos with the premium service right?

 

[Dishwalla]

What are pornhub headquarters like? Gross I'd bet

"Listen kid, I bet you think a lot of crazy stuff goes on in there, but this is just a place of business."

 

[NullPointer]

What are pornhub headquarters like? Gross I'd bet

Offices, secretaries, marketing teams, IT teams, graphics and design teams, studio relations, etc.

Its quite possible you wouldn't be able to tell that they were in porn if they didn't specifically want you to.

 

[travisbickle]

Probably the best way to distract yourself from the loneliness.

 

[ssharm02]

Fixed

lol i wont be staying at home

going to college library with a friend

 

[Gnome Scat]

yea i have masturbated about 10 times since this morning

and tomorrow i will be working from 6 AM to 3 PM then studying afterwards. so its ok

 

[User 479360]

Smart idea on their part.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'm not single but I'll still biting.

 

[perfectchaos007]

yea i have masturbated about 10 times since this morning

and tomorrow i will be working from 6 AM to 3 PM then studying afterwards. so its ok

I remember what it was like to be a teenager too

 

[User 479360]

Is the site safe?

 

[brawly]

yea i have masturbated about 10 times since this morning

and tomorrow i will be working from 6 AM to 3 PM then studying afterwards. so its ok

Once blood comes out that's your body telling you to stop fyi

 

[soultron]

Email required? Nice try, pornography.

 

[rpmurphy]

I wish exhentai would do the same with private galleries.

Is this like a GAF Gold thing or is there really price-walled content?

 

[Principate]

Email required? Nice try, pornography.

Is this your first throwdown in this shindig. use or get a throwaway free email.

Is this like a GAF Gold thing or is there really price-walled content?

But

Spoiler

Gaf Gold exists

 

[diaspora]

Email required? Nice try, pornography.

10minutemail.com

 

[Marky Mark]

Blackmailed into gay.