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[viciouskillersquirrel]

Putting on a stage production of "Deborah Doth Orleans" in Orleans was a bad idea in retrospect, thought Roger Marlowe. No, his own scribblings and shows were not up to his older brother's exacting standards, but they were funnier and had more rude bits, so there's that.

But at the same time, he thought he'd be better appreciated in France. They, of all people, surely must appreciate a good showing of naughty bits more than his own countrymen. The last thing he had expected was the bloody Spanish Inquisition to show up.

 

[Az987]

Ryan Gosling's eyes are too close together. And his head is oddly shaped, like that one basketball no one wanted to be stuck with during gym.

lol his head is a flat basketball

Maybe he thinks I'm hot like Kirsten Dunst then. She's hot, right? When she has her mouth closed she kinda is.

 

[Claude]

They have a marathon on AMC for mob shit this week, no? Scarface, Godfather, etc...

edit: oh nice!

What about Goodfellas?

Edit: :lol damn

It's perfect :')

 

[cheststrongwell]

I need a new identity so I can hide from the shame of a post I made last night.

 

[sazzy]

I like mine haha thanks!

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

i·ras·ci·ble

synonyms: testy

 

[Amir0x]

"Negative Man says 'There is no way I can win this fight."

 

[criesofthepast]

I'm going to go hunt down a brand new copy of Turok and play the shit out of it.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Is she saying harder?

 

[TheOGB]

So uh

what exactly is

ah, I see

 

[Emwitus]

I might be a lakers fan, but i doubt it.

EDIT: I have no idea what to make of this thread......plse take that into account.

 

[Griegite]

I can only think of the great Danny Glover and Joe Pesci movie, "Gone Fishin'" when I read this thread.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

I am GAF's one man Dynasty Warriors Defense Force. This is literally the only remarkable thing about my NeoGAF posting career thus far.

THEY'RE GOOD GAMES DAMMIT.

EDIT: Also I don't really get what's going on here. But I like it!

 

[Previous]

Is the clock still ticking?

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

"Negative Man says 'There is no way I can win this fight."

 

[lunch]

I thought this was a thread about a TV show. Bit disappointed to be honest.

 

[alr1ght]

how does Mr TUROK not have a tag yet?

 

[Dead Man]

Nope.

Oh well. SunhiLegend brings the awesome, thread is now redeemed.

 

[Claude]

I am GAF's one man Dynasty Warriors Defense Force. This is literally the only remarkable thing about my NeoGAF posting career thus far.

THEY'RE GOOD GAMES DAMMIT.

Make that a TWO man Dynasty Warriors Defense Force.

 

[TheOGB]

I'm scared. Do we make a wish and then run?

 

[Divvy]

I'm going to be pretty sad if I ever get to meet Bish in real life and it's not Sam Jackson. I should probably just stay away from vancouver.

 

[GavinGT]

I don't even want a tag. I want to be seen as a "man of the people".

 

[Az987]

DarthWoo
I'm glad Grandpa porked a Chinese Muslim

Oh shit, I'm dying here.

Best one so far.

Shit, I wish I knew what was going on when I came here.

 

[Parallax]

I learned a harsh lesson this weekend about the sun and the ill effects I can do to the body. Ill tell you guys one thing, I won't make that mistake a second time.

I thought I was gonna be fine....

 

[Dead Man]

Is she saying harder?

she?

Edit:
cheststrongwell
my cake, fuck off
(Today, 01:10 PM)

New?

 

[lobdale]

One time I took a huge dump, looked like Don Rickles

 

[Divvy]

lol his head is a flat basketball

Maybe he thinks I'm hot like Kirsten Dunst then. She's hot, right? When she has her mouth closed she kinda is.

You should google image search "snaggletooth"

 

[Evening Musuko]

Is the clock still clicking?

It ain't locked yet so...

 

[Bombadil]

What? No. I wasn't promoting him! He's irascible. I was just saying the dude is irascible. And an immigrant.

 

[QuiteWhittle]

Is there a word for someone who only posts unsubstantial suggestions, criticisms, corrections, and questions because his ADD only provides him a pittance of self-interest for a thread?

 

[Tathanen]

Ha man you gotta tell us WHY it's the tag it is.

Not that I'm complaining.

 

[Dug]

Tag fishing? what is going on? I am so confuses!

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

I don't even want a tag. I want to be seen as a "man of the people".

Publius Clodius Pulcher - Pleb by adoption and cross-dressing extraordinaire!

 

[MasterShotgun]

...Surprisingly accurate.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

she?

Edit:
cheststrongwell
my cake, fuck off
(Today, 01:10 PM)

New?

I dunno. He's pretty.

 

[Gr1mLock]

I clicked on this thread thinking it was a thing. Is this a thing?

 

[MrDenny]

I like turtles.

 

[Dug]

I clicked on this thread thinking it was a thing. Is this a thing?

I don't even know.

 

[Dead Man]

Dead Man
I got d 2 tha eepdicked
d-e-e-p-d-i-c-k-e-d
(Today, 01:17 PM)

LOL, I don't even know any more!

 

[user8503492]

Say what now?
I'm confused, yet intrigued....carry on.

edit: haha..Im a Grade-A dirtbag!

 

[XenodudeX]

I really need to see black snake moan.

 

[Claude]

I clicked on this thread thinking it was a thing. Is this a thing?

Join us.

 

[Kazerei]

Interesting ... interesting ...

 

[fuzzyreactor]

fuzzyreactor
was definitely not busy getting laid



SUCCESS!!!!

 

[Coin Return]

I'm a Samurai Cop!

 

[Seraphis Cain]

This thread is pretty amazing though. Losing my shit at some of these. :lol

 

[GavinGT]

I was going to make this exact thread earlier. I can't believe I was beaten to the punch.

 

[Az987]

Speaking of immigrants, my father was telling us this story about one of our supposed long distant ancestors. He was apparently rather high up in the court in China, but was also from the western part of China when Islam was spreading through central Asia. At some point he had a choice to make, between staying Muslim or staying in the court and eating pork. I'm glad of the choice he made.

DarthWoo
I'm glad Grandpa porked a Chinese Muslim
(Today, 11:31 PM)

 

[Blackhead]

I read the title thrice and didn't get it.

 

[alr1ght]

Dead Man
I got d 2 tha eepdicked
d-e-e-p-d-i-c-k-e-d
(Today, 01:17 PM)

LOL, I don't even know any more!

lmao. it's even worse now.