Nah, I just drink the Apple Kool-aid, as you say. It affects you.
About feature-shopping - Apple say they are creating a new category. You can only feature shop when it's within a same category, really. No-one compares a smartphone to a laptop (as an extreme example). So what are you going to compare the tablet to? That said, the other tablets out there are probably more powered too

- I guess you kind of have to compare this to other big iPhones out there.
yeah, I would've liked a camera. Guess it'll eventually come in future iterations, no? And USB ports are all well and dandy, but APple is Apple - they consider their mobile device extensibility via the dock port (they never add USB ports for additional storage). A lot of other connectivity is possible via wireless. Ok, I know I'm just defending it blindly here, but to me they're not that big a deal. A front-facing camera only has one use -video conferencing (I would've liked that , though, your'e right, it's obvious), and a camera camera on the back is kind of awkward (what're you going to do? carry your iPad around with you in those cases you don't have a phone?). Again, early device, it's missing some stuff. Those things don't bug me enough.