kaching said:
Do tell. Grandma's only getting the $500 model. I doubt she's springing for an extra $130 + $30/mo subscription for a 3G version. I'm certainly not buying it for her. So how does she get on the web with the $500 SKU without a wifi network setup?
so basically grandma is too senile to ask in the store what that wifi-shmifi means, subsequently will not be asked by the clerk if she has one at home, which would help her decide she'd rather take the 3G one which is serviced like a phone, staring from
$15/month (yes, i know it's be real tough for her to give up those torrents). at the same time she has idiot children, apparently, who'd get her a $500 device she cannot really use for lack of wifi. gotcha. does she at least have electricity in her house?
iPad has USB ports now? Hot diggity!
you may want to inform yourself of the
available accessories before jumping into arguments on usability scenarios. me thinks.
And so now apparently she's not using her $500 iPad until she gets over to her grandkids place, got it.
she gets her grandkids'
pictures from the grandkids' network, when she visits them. too complicated to grasp, i know.
Why are we buying Grandma this $500 device again when she's apparently ignoring a large portion of its core features?
spoken like a true nerd. i'm sure she'd lose her sleep over 'ignoring a large portion of her new gadget toy's core features'.
Grandma's hands are a bit arthritic and she's more than a little hesitant to carry such an expensive device around with her in public. When Grandma gets coupons/rebates in her email, she'd like to print them out, not have to carry the iPad to the store and hold that up.
so she goes online for brick'n'mortar store coupons and rebates, because she never gets enough of those in ther snailmail box, to boot. because she's a fucking rebate-o-holic. i see. did not think of that. maybe because my parents don't do this (but they still spend 90% of their computer time in browsing and email. the rest is skype, which automatically puts them into the wating-for-camera-SKU audience). but yeah, i can see how not printing rebates can be tough.
Also, she doesn't want to read driving directions from an iPad.
of course, she'd much more print out a google maps page than use the built in GPS in her ipad. oh, right, i forgot she went for the 3G-less SKU she cannot use at home anyway. my bad.
She's also messy in the kitchen and the iPad is such a beautiful, elegant thing, she'd rather just print a recipe than run the risk of spilling something on the iPad. Besides, if she likes the recipe, she'll want to add it to the hardcopy recipe book/box of favorites that she's been keeping for decades. She's not just going to transfer all that over to the iPad.
i'm sure she'd
(a) never use a pen and paper to write down a 5 lines of text recipe (funny, i do that myself, and i have two printers connected to my home network).
(b) would never bookmark anything for later use, but would rather print it out for the records.
i got to ask my parents how many text docs they've printed out from their laptop in the entire time they've owned one. i'm suspecting a resounding 0 for an answer. they do print pictures, though (on a dye-sub, not-suitable-for-docs printer). but that's normal when the alternative is to watch them on a practically stationary laptop's LCD.