Roger Danish
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Any way to clean your pants (and underwear) after shitting in them, or should I just chuck them out?
Background (if anyone's interested): I came down with some really bad food poisoning or something, not sure what. Anyway I was vomiting and stuff obviously, but that stopped after a little bit. I was feeling feverish, so I took some medicine to try to reduce it and help me get some sleep. Unfortunately, it was the "drowsy" kind.
I laid down in bed, feeling a little better, and as soon as I started dozing off... PLOP! I immediately shat myself. I jumped out of bed, freaked out, and went to wash up and change my clothes. Thinking it was over, I tried going back to sleep and figured I would deal with my shit stained pajamas in the morning (if I survived that long).
Lie down on my stomach this time and drift off to sleep slowly... PLOP! It was almost as if the moment my mind went to sleep, my rectum did, too. Now I was getting pissed, but I was down to my last pair of pajama pants (hadn't done laundry in a few weeks). After completing the wash/change routine again, I tried sleeping on my side while using every ounce of energy left in my extremely fatigued and now-seriously-dehydrated body to focus on keeping my rectum from contracting involuntarily again.
PLOP!
At this point I started panicking, because I had no more clean underwear or pajama pants, and it was the middle of the night. Should I try to fall asleep on the toilet? Should I just resign myself to having to spend the night in a pile of my own feces? I'm standing in my room having an existential meltdown when suddenly it hits me. I dig out a pair of old swimming trunks from the bottom of my dresser, stuff a ton of paper towels down the back, and crawl back into bed. No, it didn't stop me from shitting myself again, but at least the next couple times it happened, I was able to wake up in time to get to the bathroom, and the paper towels protected my shorts/bed from taking any damage.
Unfortunately, now I have three shit-stained pairs of underwear and pajama pants. What do I do, GAF? I can't throw them ALL out, can I?
TLDR: I shat myself three times, what do I do now? Story was probably unnecessary, but I figured someone would ask.
Background (if anyone's interested): I came down with some really bad food poisoning or something, not sure what. Anyway I was vomiting and stuff obviously, but that stopped after a little bit. I was feeling feverish, so I took some medicine to try to reduce it and help me get some sleep. Unfortunately, it was the "drowsy" kind.
I laid down in bed, feeling a little better, and as soon as I started dozing off... PLOP! I immediately shat myself. I jumped out of bed, freaked out, and went to wash up and change my clothes. Thinking it was over, I tried going back to sleep and figured I would deal with my shit stained pajamas in the morning (if I survived that long).
Lie down on my stomach this time and drift off to sleep slowly... PLOP! It was almost as if the moment my mind went to sleep, my rectum did, too. Now I was getting pissed, but I was down to my last pair of pajama pants (hadn't done laundry in a few weeks). After completing the wash/change routine again, I tried sleeping on my side while using every ounce of energy left in my extremely fatigued and now-seriously-dehydrated body to focus on keeping my rectum from contracting involuntarily again.
PLOP!
At this point I started panicking, because I had no more clean underwear or pajama pants, and it was the middle of the night. Should I try to fall asleep on the toilet? Should I just resign myself to having to spend the night in a pile of my own feces? I'm standing in my room having an existential meltdown when suddenly it hits me. I dig out a pair of old swimming trunks from the bottom of my dresser, stuff a ton of paper towels down the back, and crawl back into bed. No, it didn't stop me from shitting myself again, but at least the next couple times it happened, I was able to wake up in time to get to the bathroom, and the paper towels protected my shorts/bed from taking any damage.
Unfortunately, now I have three shit-stained pairs of underwear and pajama pants. What do I do, GAF? I can't throw them ALL out, can I?
TLDR: I shat myself three times, what do I do now? Story was probably unnecessary, but I figured someone would ask.
