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[Senua]

What the fuck, it's always been sad watching him destroy his body, his nostrils collapsed a few months ago but now this...Jesus Christ.

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/939374338855391232

 

[Sapiens]

This guys always made me laugh - so I'll root for him in spite of the stupid shit he's done to himself.

 

[T.v]

No idea who this is, but how does that even happen? What's he been doing to himself? Drugs?

 

[Rocket Number 22]

No idea who this is, but how does that even happen? What's he been doing to himself? Drugs?

Or beat up?

Looks pretty rough

 

[Senua]

No idea who this is, but how does that even happen? What's he been doing to himself? Drugs?

Many years of cocaine and heroin abuse.

 

[Duo VII]

Collapsed nostrils? Shit. Now he looks like Harvey Weinstein; such a wretched fate.

 

[LincolnSixEcho]

He looks unrecognizable. Side question, why was OP banned?

 

[bluelightningduo]

I'm legitimately surprised he's still alive. Shame what's happened to him, albeit through his own actions.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Noses like that is typically a sign of alcoholism

 

[DGrayson]

He looks unrecognizable. Side question, why was OP banned?

General trolling in gaming forum threads. Temporary ban so he will be back.

 

[g11]

Jesus, and I thought he looked rough when he was on Hot Ones a while ago. I guess he's living how he wants to live, but man, it's depressing to see.

 

[Mark Andrew]

I’m young enough that the Artie Lange years are classic Stern for me. He’s given me so much over the years, hope he pulls through.

 

[ShirAhava]

Whoa he's still alive??!??!?! Legit thought he died years ago

 

[Heath V]

No idea who this is, what is wrong with him?

 

[Grinchy]

Artie is so fucked up. I haven't conclusively found out exactly what is going on with his nose here, but I feel safe assuming it's from snorting heroin and coke. If that's wrong, he's still snorting heroin and coke anyway.

It's such a shame that he didn't stockpile the millions away that he was making from Stern and standup while he could. He took it for granted. He assumed his comedy success was because he was great at standup comedy and not from Stern fans...and now look. Who would pay to watch his one act for the 50th time?

BTW if you have a hooker in your room, tell her to clap so she can't steal anything. Do enough meth to walk to St Louis in a weekend. Did you know Romo rhymes with Homo? We can see all his jokes driving up 6th avenue in a cab.

 

[Ubername]

BTW if you have a hooker in your room, tell her to clap so she can't steal anything. Do enough meth to walk to St Louis in a weekend. Did you know Romo rhymes with Homo? We can see all his jokes driving up 6th avenue in a cab.

laughed so hard at this

 

[canoli2006]

Everytime this thread gets updated, I fear for the worst.

 

[PSYGN]

 

[Senua]

He's now in rehab for the 50th time.