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[Ryaaan14]

Monkeys don't "smile" when happy or amused, that's called a fear grimace. Probably didn't know what the camera was and got a little spooked.

Olive baboons are awesome, if I could potty/litter box train one, I would have him as a pet in a heart beat.

I'd name him Monkey Brewster.

Nah. Watch the video again. He grabbed her boob and smiled.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

He really went for it, such confidence.

 

[Mike M]

Nah. Watch the video again. He grabbed her boob and smiled.

While I haven't worked with baboons in a few years, I kinda know my shit about monkeys.

 

[Stabby McSter]

hey, that's my local news

 

[davepoobond]

Grope festival

 

[Deleted member 13876]

Lodi Grope Festival.

 

[Jintor]

Professional, working through that, lol

 

[Dicer]

He could have eaten her face...she handled it like a pro

 

[Mike M]

Grope festival

Lodi Grope Festival.

Surprised it took this long

 

[Deleted member 13876]

Man, the seconds I spent on proper punctuation on a mobile device cost me. Next time poobond....next time.

 

[Derrick01]

Do you ever wonder what would happen if she enjoyed it?

It'd make a hot porno. I'd watch it

Are you eggman's alt or something? You try way too hard sometimes, I can't help but be reminded of him.

 

[Ryaaan14]

While I haven't worked with baboons in a few years, I kinda know my shit about monkeys.

I know my shit about grabbing boobs.

 

[davepoobond]

Surprised it took this long

Now we need to see pictures of the reporters boobs and measurements of the baboons hand and whether or not nipple had been fondled.

 

[Mike M]

I know my shit about grabbing boobs.

Baboons don't give a shit about boobs, natural selection has produced a species where the males are 100% ass men.

Shit drives them wild. True for a lot of primates.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Baboons don't give a shit about boobs, natural selection has produced a species where the males are 100% ass men.

Shit drives them wild. True for a lot of primates.

YUM.

 

[Octavion Rex]

Stinking monkey! Tarzan taught him well .

 

[kittens]

Someone tell that baboon that sexual assault isn't funny.

 

[Azzurri]

His expression is priceless.

 

[Batigol]

Are you eggman's alt or something? You try way too hard sometimes, I can't help but be reminded of him.

Wish I knew who he was

 

[Resilient]

Baboons don't give a shit about boobs, natural selection has produced a species where the males are 100% ass men.

[ig]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BObI2vJEHwc/Udg82oqq-AI/AAAAAAAACv8/kWTJuTpjjI4/s1600/baboon-swelling.jpg[/img]

Shit drives them wild. True for a lot of primates.

Why did you post that.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Baboons don't give a shit about boobs, natural selection has produced a species where the males are 100% ass men.

Shit drives them wild. True for a lot of primates.

I'm having a hard time figuring out where the poo comes out.

 

[Etrian Oddity]

Damn that reporter is cute. UGUUUU

 

[Berto]

I know my shit about grabbing boobs.

 

[No Love]

Baboons don't give a shit about boobs, natural selection has produced a species where the males are 100% ass men.

Shit drives them wild. True for a lot of primates.

Is that Kim Kardashian in baboon form?

 

[Deleted member 325805]

"THIS IS MINE" - The Baboon

 

[SolKane]

Baboons don't give a shit about boobs, natural selection has produced a species where the males are 100% ass men.

Shit drives them wild. True for a lot of primates.

If that's a normal baboon anus I'd hate to see one that's prolapsed.

 

[Elija2]

Baboons don't give a shit about boobs, natural selection has produced a species where the males are 100% ass men.

Shit drives them wild. True for a lot of primates.

Did that baboon shit out a brain?

Not it's own brain obviously. It's much too big.

 

[Mike M]

If that's a normal baboon anus I'd hate to see one that's prolapsed.

The sex skin only inflates during estrous, and usually not quite to that extent.

Basically females' skin around the base of their tail, ischial pads, and the back of their legs swell up. This looks like she may be sitting weird, though.

 

[Twio]

I can't unsee that now.

 

[Log4Girlz]

I love baboobs

 

[benzy]

WSHH is the best as far as top comments for videos goes.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshheP0M5vJq98p4DDB0

lolo

 

[Ricerocket]

hahahaha, that expression after the cup.

 

[Lamel]

Wow that would be kind of cute if not for the baboon's death-glare

lmao.

That face.

 

[Ryaaan14]

This might be my favorite thread on www.neogaf.com. This kind of shit happens like once a lifetime. Fuck the Mars water. We got monkeys grabbing tits and smiling.

 

[KillGore]

I would have shat my pants. She handled it nicely.

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

What have you done

 

[tmarques]

You call that a smile? That's the stuff of nightmares.

 

[Lunchbox]

she wants the D

 

[SteveWinwood]

Are you eggman's alt or something? You try way too hard sometimes, I can't help but be reminded of him.

So glad I'm not the only one.

 

[Bedameister]

I'm pretty drunk right now. I just got home. On my way home some goy with a bisicle and a plastic bag asced me where he could fidn some hookers. He only wanted to find some hookers for 50€. I said he's going the wrong direction btu he didn't listen. What the fuck is going on in tihs world, like serious

 

[Ryaaan14]

I'm pretty drunk right now. I just got home. On my way home some goy with a bisicle and a plastic bag asced me where he could fidn some hookers. He only wanted to find some hookers for 50€. I said he's going the wrong direction btu he didn't listen. What the fuck is going on in tihs world, like serious

What

 

[Paches]

Came for Megyn Kelly. Very disappointed.

 

[Twio]

This might be my favorite thread on www.neogaf.com. This kind of shit happens like once a lifetime. Fuck the Mars water. We got monkeys grabbing tits and smiling.

I thought the horny humping dolphin was funnier. The expression on this baboon's face while he's grabbing her tits is priceless though, haha.

 

[Zen]

He claimed that bitch, then dared a mothafucka to try and take her.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshheP0M5vJq98p4DDB0

Isn't that what the smile was about in terms of body language?

 

[Ryaaan14]

I thought the horny humping dolphin was funnier. The expression on this baboon's face while he's grabbing her tits is priceless though, haha.

Plus the reporter is hot. This is like the perfect storm of awesome. The only thing that would have made it better would have been a flock of doves released in the background.

 

[Nathan Muir]

Not necessarily but more often than not it means they are nervous or are in a stressful situation.

I know the feeling.

 

[weekend_warrior]

 

[Ryaaan14]

Who's gonna add the Brazzers logo?

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

I can't tell which ape has the more priceless face. LOL

 

[Sats]

She's wearing a ring.

Cuckolded by a fucking monkey.