• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

Battleship (2012)

Alfadawg

Banned
Holy shit this film is awesome!

It's an American US military film done right.

Can't believe it was panned so heavily, I wish I had seen it in the cinema now. It got everything right, right amount of cheese, patriotism and action.

It was like a non-shitty independence day!
 
Last edited:
It was worth it just for that scene where Liam Neeson stands on the bow of his cruiser as it slowly sinks in the the ocean, and just as the water approaches his feet he throws up his arms with clenched fists, stares into the sky and bellows "You Sunk My BATTTTTLEEEEE-SHIPPPPPP!"
 
I just googled it! Wow, we were the bad guys! The aliens did act a bit odd I thought e.g. they appeared to only ever attack in self defence!

A: The humans fired the first shot. It was a warning shot, yes, but aliens didn&#39t necessarily know that.



B: They didn&#39t attack anything that was a direct threat to them. One could argue that the attack on the freeway by the shredders was pointless, but it&#39s explained later on that that freeway led to the mountain where they were setting up camp.



C: They allowed the humans to rescue the survivors from the other destroyers. I mean, they had a perfect chance to eliminate any threat right there, but instead sat by and watched the humans go on their merry way.



D: This doesn&#39t really have anything to back it up, but I got the feeling the force field was more for their own protection than to isolate the heroes.



E: When the humans captured one of their scouts, they went on a rescue mission to retrieve him/her/it. Leaving someone else behind to sabatoge the ship&#39s engines was only a secondary objective.



F: The other scout (maybe it was the same one that had been captured earlier?) Let the guy with the suitcase go, and grabbed the handle to stop him shaking.



G: No real evidence for this one either, but none against either: The humans are quick to assume that the aliens are calling for a full invasion, but more likely given the circumstances, they were just trying to get picked up from this crazy planet where the natives are shooting at them for no good reason.
 
It is great. Excellent combat scenes and characters. Feels like a 80s movie make with current special effects. A classic.
 
I liked it. Also visited the Battleship Missouri in real life recently. Its fucking awesome.

Did you know Reagan brought back battleships during the 80s (ships were brought out of mothballs and upgraded). Then Bush the 1st used them in the first gulf war. So if you ever visit BB-63, youll see an old ass ship with a bunch of stuff from the late 80s. Its really strange...

The interesting part to me... During the gulf war, they fired hundreds of shells left over from WWII. Govt still has like 15,000 in stockpile.
 
Last edited:
Wow so there ARE other people that like it .

I remember watching it ironically to laugh at how bad it is...only to end up having a great time watching it.

It's loud, dumb and generic but in a sort of self aware and enjoyable way.
 
Bro you are way too into the Bayformers movie version of an old board game. Stop it. Get some help.
 
Last edited:
It was good during Liam Neeson's scenes and the battleship combat, but the lead dude bored me.

Gotta say though Rihanna was surprisingly well cast.
 
I think this is a flick to be viewed in 4K+HDR+DTSX only.
A pop-corn movie with well-laid visual spectacle. And digestible story (compared to Independence Day Resurgence)

167180_front.jpg




167180_back.jpg


http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Battleship-4K-Blu-ray/167180/
 
Top Bottom