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Bayonetta announced for Smash Wii U/3DS

Mario, Sonic, Mega Man, Pac-Man, Ryu, Cloud, and now Bayonetta... all in the same game.

Simply legendary.

Sakurai is a man of miracles. There will never be another fighting game with a roster anywhere near as incredible as this... maybe not even the next Smash.

Honestly, a greater miracle would be if all those third-party characters made it into the next Smash - I do hope so. In 5-6 years, the thirst will be real again.

Really happy to see Bayonetta in, might actually get me to start playing Bayonetta 2 - I've kept it in its packaging for far too long.
 
I been wondering. Did the japanese direct say how she faired in japan?
It didn't.
I can imagine Japan a little miffed about that outcome and all the more reason for Kamui to come for them. The Nico viewer rating was definitely lower than I expected a Smash event to conjure.
 
I just got around to watching the direct. The best part of Bayonetta coming to Smash is the music and that stage, both of which are awesome.
 
To be honest I kind of believed she was Smash-ready for the last year given that ZSSamus already shoots people with her rocket shoes.

Looks like she has insane combos. That's cool
 
NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS
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Fuck YEAH, I remember saying this a long ass time ago and a bunch of people thought it wouldn't happen. Yet now we here, we did it fam.

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

Lmfao, slaaaaaaaaay.
 
Mario, Sonic, Mega Man, Pac-Man, Ryu, Cloud, and now Bayonetta... all in the same game.

Simply legendary.

Sakurai is a man of miracles. There will never be another fighting game with a roster anywhere near as incredible as this... maybe not even the next Smash.

Yup, honestly, the only real 3rd party lock in Smash 5 is Sonic. This game in itself is an incredible feat. Thank you Nintendo, Sakurai, Namco Bandai, and all the outside parties involved. This is truly a game for the fans.
 
Yup, honestly, the only real 3rd party lock in Smash 5 is Sonic. This game in itself is an incredible feat. Thank you Nintendo, Sakurai, Namco Bandai, and all the outside parties involved. This is truly a game for the fans.

If Sonic comes back, Bayonetta will probably hang around as well, since it's the same company.

Doesn't Nintendo own a bit Bayonetta as well?
 
NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

I think we have a contender for post of the year.
 
Ok, i do not yet own Smash but now I want it more than ever. How many characters are paid dlc? How much do i need to spend to get everyone and all the stages?

I just want to know what to expect so I can plan ahead. Thanks!
 
Ok, i do not yet own Smash but now I want it more than ever. How many characters are paid dlc? How much do i need to spend to get everyone and all the stages?

I just want to know what to expect so I can plan ahead. Thanks!

I know I've spent at least 45 dollars to get everything so far (characters, stages, mii costumes), and that's when I got mewtwo for free.

So probably more than that.
 
NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

Damn man I have to give your post a 8.5/10 because you left a "," in it.

Would quote again
 
Ok, i do not yet own Smash but now I want it more than ever. How many characters are paid dlc? How much do i need to spend to get everyone and all the stages?

I just want to know what to expect so I can plan ahead. Thanks!

I'd recommend to wait for them to release the final DLCs, they might do some bundle or GOTY Edition with all the DLC characters

Buying that amiibo thought, can't resist
 
Ok, i do not yet own Smash but now I want it more than ever. How many characters are paid dlc? How much do i need to spend to get everyone and all the stages?

I just want to know what to expect so I can plan ahead. Thanks!

Base game: $40/60
Characters: $31 ($38 for both versions)
I forget how much each of the stages that aren't bundled with characters are, but all 3 DLC 3rd Parties come bundled with a stage.
 
NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

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NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

Your perseverance was right up there with Ghandi fasting. Still kudos for the enthusiasm.
 
I mean, I'm still reeling. She's not as big a deal as Cloud, but it's like... Sakurai adds Ryu and Cloud and we all sort of assume, okay, 3rd Party characters have to be HUGE, no chance of guys like Shovel Knight and Shantae and Bayonetta.

Then BOOM, he breaks his own "rule" once again. I'm not even a big fan of the franchise (never played either of her games - though they've been at the top of my list for a while now), but damn, I think Sakurai and Nintendo just straight up rescued Bayonetta from the abyss. Bayonetta 3 for NX - I'd put down money on it.

Base game: $40/60
Characters: $31 ($38 for both versions)
I forget how much each of the stages that aren't bundled with characters are, but all 3 DLC 3rd Parties come bundled with a stage.

Interesting... so I'll probably have spent about $150 on Smash 4 when all is said and done... which I'm okay with, since I've gotten at least 150 hours out of the single player modes alone.
 
NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

That fucking vicarious catharsis, mmmm
 
NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

Ayyy lmao
 
NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

Absolutely sensational.
 
NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

This deserves a tag and post of the year.

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This is the most excited I've been for a Smash Bros. announcement, can't wait to play as her! Looks as close as you could reasonably get to the way she plays in the Bayonetta games.
 
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