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[Rean no Kiseki]

LOL no it's a shitty game.

 

[skit_data]

Worst game I own on my PS3

 

[Javthusiast]

 

[TLZ]

Thought it was bad and never touched it again.

 

[Kuranghi]

SLIPPERY GIZZARDS

I never played this one past the demo I played for 30 mins, I don't think it was terrible but I'm not sure it was good either.

 

[RoadHazard]

Such a brown, ugly game.

 

[p_xavier]

And before WET, there was WET: The sexy Empire

There was actually a sequel, Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back.

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

Wet was okay. Nothing more.

 

[Ezquimacore]

This was much more of a third person shooter than something like Bayonetta. WET was pretty cool and had a lot of style and some good mechanics, but I don't think the devs had a great sense of how to build on that. Even at its short length it's repetitive and runs out of ideas. Still, it deserves its cult following for standing out.

When I mentioned Bayonetta I was talking about female heroines, Bayonetta was a better game by miles so obviously WET was forgotten after a few weeks.

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

When I mentioned Bayonetta I was talking about female heroines, Bayonetta was a better game by miles so obviously WET was forgotten after a few weeks.

Rubi wasn't exactly a character filled with personality to begin with. Bayonetta is a much better representation of a female heroine.

 

[Ezquimacore]

Rubi wasn't exactly a character filled with personality to begin with. Bayonetta is a much better representation of a female heroine.

Rubi was basically a generic action hero but female... But she looked so cool.

 

[Skelterz]

Before the marriage my wife was wet.

 

[SpongebobSquaredance]

Before the marriage my wife was wet.

Ben Shapiro? Is that you?

 

[Skelterz]

Ben Shapiro? Is that you?

Hahaha I’m not married lol me makes jokesys.

 

[Hypereides]

I bet it will be remastered with changes for modern audiences.

That scene with Ruby in her underwear would definitely not make the cut if that were the case. Also, they'd probably find some reason to change her appearence. We need to spice Ruby up with a chiseled chin, adam's apple or beef her up on steroids to meet the modern acceptance criteria.

 

[Notabueno]

And why are we comparing crap games with masterpieces?

 

[Ezquimacore]

And why are we comparing crap games with masterpieces?

not comparing games dummy, just telling the tragic history of WET and how Rubi was murdered weeks after her launch by Bayonetta.

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

This thread should really be about The Sexy Empire instead. Much better game.

 

[Magnific0giganticus]

Bitch, please...

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

That scene with Ruby in her underwear would definitely not make the cut if that were the case. Also, they'd probably find some reason to change her appearence. We need to spice Ruby up with a chiseled chin, adam's apple or beef her up on steroids to meet the modern acceptance criteria.

Give her a baggy flannel shirt and green hair, and make her mildly overweight. Bam, perfect for gen Z audiences.

 

[Rykan]

I really enjoyed this game.

It's a fun, simple third person shooter that came out in an era when so many games used a cover system. It's style over substance but the game is just long enough that it doesn't overstay its welcome. Solid 7/10 game and I wish they had made a PC port so that the game would have been preserved better.

 

[Rhazer Fusion]

Nothing. Rubi is fully clothed.
Dare I say modestly by some people standards.

They would still complain she’s too attractive. I’m sure they’ll find something to complain about.

I actually think enjoyed Wet. I wouldn’t mind a sequel with a nice budget behind it.

 

[Ezquimacore]

I really enjoyed this game.

It's a fun, simple third person shooter that came out in an era when so many games used a cover system. It's style over substance but the game is just long enough that it doesn't overstay its welcome. Solid 7/10 game and I wish they had made a PC port so that the game would have been preserved better.

runs great on the ps3 emulator!

 

[Kagey K]

And why are we comparing crap games with masterpieces?

Come on man, Bayonetta wasn't that bad.

 

[Platinumstorm]

I didn't forget about Wet, but also never purchased.

 

[Little Chicken]

Bullet Witch was janky af but had some cool ideas. Surprised a more competent developer didn't pick up where it left off.

 

[SEGA_2012]

I have always wanted to try this game. Think i will get it.

 

[JayK47]

I swear I played this. But I do not own it. Must have rented it. Remember Gamefly? They are still in business. Impressive.

 

[K2D]

And before WET, there was WET: The sexy Empire

Mind went there in about 0.3 seconds from reading the headline.

'Wet' will forever be tainted by my dirty head, and to name your game, especially with a female protagonist on the front cover, must have been a terrible decision by the devs sales and exposure wise.

 

[levyjl1988]

Nothing. Rubi is fully clothed.
Dare I say modestly by some people standards.

Not sure I understand the trend of looking up the nose of the main character.

 

[kiphalfton]

Marge wouldn't be happy some girl is riding reverse cowgirl on her man.

 

[kiphalfton]

Not sure I understand the trend of looking up the nose of the main character.

No, that's just how Scarlet Johanson looks

 

[Derktron]

...WET
EXCLUSIVELY ON XBOX AND PC

 

[Digity]

Bethesda's jank vs. Platinum's precise engineering...

For some reason I'm reminded of Oni, Bungie's 2001 attempt at a third person action game, also a largely forgotten game (remember playing a bit of it and not liking it much).

Oni was the shit back in the day on PC. I'm trying to source a Ps2 copy currently.

 

[squarealex]

And before WET, there was WET: The sexy Empire

F1-WELP

 

[Derktron]

Holding out for a prequel.
"Moist"

And after cream

 

[MasterDerico]

Wet is great, and the comparison with Bayonetta is non sense imo.

 

[Bakkus]

2009 was a grim year for gaming.

 

[Hypereides]

LOL no it's a shitty game.

Worst game I own on my PS3

 

[Lethal01]

Sorry Bayonetta, we love you but you're not WET.

Which is why Bayo is the better game.

 

[Bo_Hazem]

Every stripper has a successor.

 

[lucius]

Can’t buy on any digital stores I guess I won’t be getting Wet.

 

[Ezquimacore]

Can’t buy on any digital stores I guess I won’t be getting Wet.

rpcs3

 

[Cryio]

Bethesda is the publisher, not the developer. It's improper to say it was "made by Bethesda".