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If they're not going to put the IR on the top of the right joycon then don't bother at all. IR cant appropriately replicate a touch screen anyway for it to be worth the bother just for that. The purpose of including IR has to be to get Wii VC games playable. That simply wouldn't work if it's on the bottom.