hydrophilic attack
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OP is missing all the best ones 
GAS 'EM UP WITH THE GREENS AND LET 'EM GO
STAND BACK, STAND CLEAR AS HE PUTS ON THE SHOW
SO CUTE YET FIERCE IS HE FROM HELL?
I CANNOT TELL YET I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW
SO YOU WANNA BE A TRAILBLAZER
KICK UP DIRT LIKE A HELLRAISER
TAKE THE REINS BUT DON'T REACT SLOW
IT'S TIME TO FEEL THE FORCE - OF THE CHOCOBO!
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE THIS CHOCOBO?
GOT CHOCOBUCKS? YOU BETTER PUT 'EM ON THE CHOCOBO
SADDLE UP IF YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE IN THIS RODEO
ARE WE IN HELL? I DUNNO! KICK THE DIRT LET'S ROLL
COME IF YOU THINK YOU GONNA HIDE THIS CHOCOBO
EVERYBODY'S GONNA WANT TO RIDE YOUR CHOCOBO
IT'S CHOCO-LOCO STYLE IN THE CHOCORODEO
GONNA RIIIDE'M STRAIGHT THROUGH HELL IN THE CHOCOBO RODEO!!
People of the light come out stand tall / Be strong through the night come one come all / Warriors stay loud stay proud dont shroud the features you are blessed with
GAS 'EM UP WITH THE GREENS AND LET 'EM GO
STAND BACK, STAND CLEAR AS HE PUTS ON THE SHOW
SO CUTE YET FIERCE IS HE FROM HELL?
I CANNOT TELL YET I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW
SO YOU WANNA BE A TRAILBLAZER
KICK UP DIRT LIKE A HELLRAISER
TAKE THE REINS BUT DON'T REACT SLOW
IT'S TIME TO FEEL THE FORCE - OF THE CHOCOBO!
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE THIS CHOCOBO?
GOT CHOCOBUCKS? YOU BETTER PUT 'EM ON THE CHOCOBO
SADDLE UP IF YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE IN THIS RODEO
ARE WE IN HELL? I DUNNO! KICK THE DIRT LET'S ROLL
COME IF YOU THINK YOU GONNA HIDE THIS CHOCOBO
EVERYBODY'S GONNA WANT TO RIDE YOUR CHOCOBO
IT'S CHOCO-LOCO STYLE IN THE CHOCORODEO
GONNA RIIIDE'M STRAIGHT THROUGH HELL IN THE CHOCOBO RODEO!!
People of the light come out stand tall / Be strong through the night come one come all / Warriors stay loud stay proud dont shroud the features you are blessed with
Seriously though, the second one is pretty good if you can look past the ridiculous rap and lyrics.