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Big North Korean Military Exercise with Exploding Ships and Planes!
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iamaustrian
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woah, now that's how you do a "parade"
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
This sounds like my aunt giving a sermon.
And looks like my nephew did the post-effects.
And looks like my nephew did the post-effects.
I asked myself that same question... I honestly wouldn't surprise me.
I love how happy he seems at around 17:25 after just having seen a plane flying upside-down.
glaringradio
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Why does the narrator sound like they're sitting on top of a washing machine?
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
More like 70's.
I wonder how much money they spent on that little exercise. They sure blasted the fuck out of the coast.
Guerrillas in the Mist
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All that money and labour spent on 'splosions, and they can't even get the man a decent haircut.
Alex Connolly
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As expected, I spent all 19 minutes and 9 seconds simply clapping like a madman.
I really really really want N.Korea to fight us ...
Just so we can watch their most advanced prop planes get blown out the air seconds after they've even left their runway.
Then watch their super advanced tank army get blown to tinsy winsy bits by attack helicopters they can't even see.
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Actually someone should make a movie about it instead, those fuzzy killcams attached to our jets are really low quality and usually censored and edited out.
Just so we can watch their most advanced prop planes get blown out the air seconds after they've even left their runway.
Then watch their super advanced tank army get blown to tinsy winsy bits by attack helicopters they can't even see.
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Actually someone should make a movie about it instead, those fuzzy killcams attached to our jets are really low quality and usually censored and edited out.
StoppedInTracks
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Not even 480p version, lol.
StoppedInTracks
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Uh... you understand that the problem with NK army is not that it would be obliterated to pieces by random 16-people US Army rangers squad but that it would obliterate South Korea BEFORE the Rangers can get there?
That's the problem.
Rygar 8 Bit
Jaguar 64-bit
every time kim jong un pointed at something i couldnt help of think of that cake meme
Yeah, bombs are still bombs, even when they are 30 years old.
Starfish_Oxide
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Could someone .gif the twin guns in the sunset at the start, could be useful
Leeroy3101
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I'd imagine South Korea has a much more advanced military that the north, no?
Manos: The Hans of Fate
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Significantly so.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Shiny tanks won't stop a barrage of artillery shells.
MrCunningham
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The video quality and music track makes it look like something that was produced in the mid 70's to early 80's. It's like Soviet Union cold war era stuff.
North Korea are a nation living in complete denial.
North Korea are a nation living in complete denial.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Not only does the South have access to substantially more advanced military technology, but it's also got double the population, an economy that dwarfs the north and a permanent US military presence. The North can't win, but it's not really the North that the US / SK was worried about the whole time, it's their Chinese (and Russian, depending on how far back we're talking) supporters. More recently, the additional threat of nuclear weaponry has made starting a war basically out of the question, even if it's unlikely to be an arsenal of devices miniaturized enough to fit on one of their long range missiles.
WickedCobra03
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Best Korea at its finest!
Haha, seriously, it looks like a 12 year old put this movie together as his first action movie... only this 12-year old is a dictator of a country.
Guerrillas in the Mist
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I've always thought that any invasion of South Korea would not be stopped by military might, but by the first supermarket the North Koreans arrive at.
Lots of stuff happening with North Korea now. First DPRK and ROK diplomats battle it out at the UN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN_KSM1YTDw&feature=player_embedded
Then they do the live fire exercise and soon they are firing off their space rocket.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN_KSM1YTDw&feature=player_embedded
Then they do the live fire exercise and soon they are firing off their space rocket.
JiuJitsuka
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hahahhah @ minute 1:01 can I eat that ?
Guerrillas in the Mist
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"Look at those yummy rockets."
"No, dear comrade leader, explode-y."
"Why can't I eat them?"
PoweredBySoy
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WWII called. It wants its equipment back.
They don't have forcefields so the populace of Seoul will suffer greatly from the opening artillery barrages.
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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So hilarious. I love the scenes where Jr. is not impressed by what he sees.
Castor Krieg
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Which the Japanese already said they will shot down if it reaches Japanese territory. Should be fun!
I really hope this will get resolved, I might work in Seoul one day, and getting bombarded by artillery kinda sucks.
How long will it take for S.Korea to destroy artillery encampments in range of Korean cities? They need to be within 15-20KM range, correct? The missiles are more pressing matter. Wonder if US can keep planes in the air to keep shooting them down, probably not feasible though.
Once SK has energyfields to protect itself from Artillery, the North is doomed. Only a matter of months.
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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North Korea has hallucination though. It makes proest or pros rage quit.
Little Old Man
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North Korea is so ahead of the curve. They've got that hipster vintage look to the film stock perfected, which is so popular right now with Instagram!
Kim Jong-un is going places if he keeps appealing to the youth like this!
Kim Jong-un is going places if he keeps appealing to the youth like this!
UnluckyKate
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It's called Katoucha... It's a weapons developped after world war two, before the fifties.
Angry Fork
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Can anyone knowledgeable about this sort of thing explain why their camera footage looks so old? Surely they can import/steal new technology from South Korea or China or something? It's fucking hilarious I laugh every time I see modern NK footage. They're isolationists but the ruling class still imports booze, movies etc. why not get an HD camera too?
Sorry to bring this up in these threads all the time but they're not communist. It's just a pet peeve of mine not trying to call you out or anything. The ruling class are totalitarian fascists. It's a copy of, if not worse than 1984.
Sorry to bring this up in these threads all the time but they're not communist. It's just a pet peeve of mine not trying to call you out or anything. The ruling class are totalitarian fascists. It's a copy of, if not worse than 1984.
StoppedInTracks
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Seriously.
Everything looks straight from the 80s there.
The tanks, the choppers, the chairs, the jackets, the binoculars etc.
Alex Connolly
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The 80s is being a little kind. Eastern Bloc 70s.
Unknown Soldier
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The Youtube comments are bad even as Youtube comments go.
iamaustrian
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it's almost impossible to destroy the NK artillery pointing at Seoul. most of them are in ridiculous massive bunkers(comparable to the german WW2 FLAK towers) or built deep into mountains.
NK's artillery may be old but it's the sheer amount which is so scary.
sidenote: but it's not everything "attack-style" in NK. Pyongyang is also rumored to be the best defended city in the world.
(White circles are active AAA sites in Pyongyang)
Seoul AAA defense in comparison:
Castor Krieg
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I understand this is signal taken from NK national TV, not HD stream the goverment posted on YT.
Unknown Soldier
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The North Koreans aren't stupid, for all their backwardness they are quite aware that Seoul is roughly 18 miles away from the DMZ line. There are 25 million people living in the Seoul metro area, making it the second largest megacity in the world (the Tokyo urban zone is the largest). They have every single piece of artillery they have pointed in the direction of Seoul, if there was a war between North and South the North's goal would be kill as many people in Seoul as was necessary to force a cease-fire, even if that number was millions of South Koreans. The North holds all the cards in the standoff at the DMZ because they couldn't care less how many South Koreans would die in such a barrage, they would even resort to threatening using nuclear weapons on Seoul if they thought it could prevent an invasion.
At this point China would not back NK militarily if it came to an armed conflict. But they certainly wouldn't be helping anybody on either side either, which is why NK was so anxious to demonstrate they have nukes. As long as they can hold Seoul hostage, no one will ever go to war with them.
Cereal KiIIer
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Can we make donations to buy them better recording equipment?
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