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[Professor Beef]

This thread is so much fun.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Well, genetics also plays an important role, too. He's a genetic freak, and hot to boot.

 

[Delio]

All these pants look good.

.

Jesus..i mean yeah that's the pants i like on a guy.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Jesus..i mean yeah that's the pants i like on a guy.

That picture is a few years old at this point, but purple shirt guy is Tumblr-famous Colin.

 

[Electivirus]

Tight pants = Nooooooooo

 

[Devolution]

Well, he's a rugby player. Dem thighs are pretty much impossible to achieve unless you play that sport, or soccer.

But yeah, I mean, if your legs look like they can outrun a penguin, that's good. I just dislike legs that look clearly underworked in comparison to everything else.

My bf played soccer in highschool so he got dem thighs and DAT ASS.

 

[Delio]

That picture is a few years old at this point, but purple shirt guy is Tumblr-famous Colin.

What about white shirt guy?

 

[Koodo]

My bf played soccer in highschool so he got dem thighs and DAT ASS.

Guuuurrl get some.

 

[Londa]

wat


I don't know if I want the mental image.

Google "mold on teeth".

This dude that would try to ask me out would always have this on his teeth. It was disgusting. Glad I got my hot bf with straight white teeth ;D

gross

 

[Ollie Pooch]

God Ryan Golsing is HOT. So is Jared Leto.

Ryan should've been lead character in Bourne Legacy.

I'm not sure there's a famous person on the planet I find more unappealing than Jared Leto. His boyish, annoying face, the fact he KNOWS people think he's hot, plus the fact he's a giant douche all contributed to this. Can't stand the guy. Eugh.

Ryan Gosling is adorable. I love him.
*Scrolls down*
Thighs. Fuck yes.

I just arrived on the Gold Coast after a horrendous overnight flight filled with screaming babies and fatties to find my bf has beefed up since I last saw him, including his fantastic gymnastic legs and ass. *noms*

 

[Devolution]

I'm not sure there's a famous person on the planet I find more unappealing than Jared Leto. His boyish, annoying face, the fact he KNOWS people think he's hot, plus the fact he's a giant douche all contributed to this. Can't stand the guy. Eugh.

You must have loved that one scene where his face gets fucked up in fight club then.

 

[computers putin']

Tight pants = Nooooooooo

I don't know why skinny guys would want to wear skinny jeans, I mean why further emphasize the fact that you're skinny? I myself have pretty thick calves and thighs

Spoiler

and a big butt

with a skinny upper body, so I probably would look even worse in skinny jeans.

 

[Alex Dee]

Skinny jeans really wrk when you're a stick insect, but I always think they look awful the moment a guy starts to bulk up a bit.

 

[suzu]

Slim fitting jeans look good on guys with skinny to medium legs. Those super form fitting skinny jeans don't look that good on guys imo.

 

[Professor Beef]

I don't know why skinny guys would want to wear skinny jeans, I mean why further emphasize the fact that you're skinny? I myself have pretty thick calves and thighs

Spoiler

and a big butt

with a skinny upper body, so I probably would look even worse in skinny jeans.

Nothing wrong with a big butt, dawg.

 

[ZephyrFate]

Guys with bubble butts are the best. Seriously. THE BEST.

 

[Londa]

Do not want!

 

[red13th]

I see talk of thighs and butts, yet no mention of Robert Förstemann.

 

[Professor Beef]

http://rantsmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sagging.jpg[/MG]

Do not want![/QUOTE]
I saw someone with sagging pants exactly like that pic digging around in his trunk. I should've pantsed him! :(

 

[Replicant]

I workout my legs so hard, and all I can do is get them lean, but cut. Hopefully since I'm on my diet I can add a little more muscle. They will never be like his, but whatever.

EDIT-Lucky for me, I don't look like a blow pop, and am still proportionate. I have seen some goofy looking fuckers who has a huge upper body and twig legs.

I've been a consistent runner for 3+ years now and I find that even though I didn't intend it to be that way, it seems the exercise have really developed my calves and to a certain degree, thighs. The squat/deadlifts that I incorporate into my weightlift since a year ago has developed the thighs. But yeah, I've seen a lot of guys in the gym with huge upper body but chicken legs.

I'm not a long-distance runner though. At most, I'd only run 30 minutes/5km. I focus more on intensity. If you're a long-distance runner, the result you get might be different.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

You must have loved that one scene where his face gets fucked up in fight club then.

AHAH I'd forgotten about that. I'd probably fall short of wishing harm on him, though

Maybe.

 

[Zekes!]

NO! Also ladies quit with the surprise finger to the ass its not cool

Don't listen to this man ladies

 

[Londa]

I see talk of thighs and butts, yet no mention of Robert Förstemann.

Way too much junk in the trunk. I don't expect a man to have more ass than a woman. XD

 

[Devolution]

Way too much junk in the trunk. I don't expect a man to have more ass than a woman. XD

Mine does, I'm not complaining.

 

[ZephyrFate]

Way too much junk in the trunk. I don't expect a man to have more ass than a woman. XD

It's better that way, thanks.

 

[Professor Beef]

Way too much junk in the trunk. I don't expect a man to have more ass than a woman. XD

It's not junk, it's treasure.

What am I saying?

 

[Kraftwerk]

Guys with bubble butts are the best. Seriously. THE BEST.

I'm 'fit', but I think I have a bubble butt. :x

 

[Devolution]

Rafael Nadal has such a bubble butt.

 

[red13th]

Way too much junk in the trunk. I don't expect a man to have more ass than a woman. XD

Heh! The more, the merrier IMO. Rafael Nadal is also a great example of sexy male booty.

EDIT: LOL I didn't see the post above. Nadal is a given when when the subject is male butts though.

 

[neojubei]

It's better that way, thanks.

yes it is.

 

[Koodo]

I see talk of thighs and butts, yet no mention of Robert Förstemann.

I like sizeable butts too, but to be fair, that behind looks like it belongs to Nicki Minaj.

 

[ZephyrFate]

Looks better on him than Nicki Minaj.

 

[TacticalFox88]

I've always wondered how the unattractive guys got these super hot females. I know confidence went a long way, but damn. ;___;

 

[Devolution]

I've always wondered how the unattractive guys got these super hot females. I know confidence went a long way, but damn. ;___;

buthisface

 

[Dr. Malik]

So face or body?

 

[Replicant]

So face or body?

80% face / 20% body. So yeah, face first. Maybe it's also because I'm in the gym a lot but hot body doesn't mean much after you see a lot of it. Especially if they are butterface/buthisface.

 

[Koodo]

buthisface

lmao

Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend defines that term.

 

[Aeana]

I've always wondered how the unattractive guys got these super hot females. I know confidence went a long way, but damn. ;___;

Well, like I said earlier in the thread, for me personally looks are actually fairly low on the hierarchy of what's important to me. Good looks are just a bonus.

So face or body?

Face. Especially eyes.

 

[t-storm]

Do not want!

I do not understand this.

 

[Devolution]

So face or body?

Shit I dunno. Body. Dude who takes care of himself is a plus.

 

[Kalnos]

Especially eyes.

Seriously, what is this shit? My girlfriend is all about this.

Mine are green and that's pretty sweet I guess.

 

[Devolution]

Mine are green and that's pretty sweet I guess.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Professor Beef]

I do not understand this.

Style, bro.

Spoiler

I don't get it, either. :|

 

[Ollie Pooch]

lmao

Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend defines that term.

He's like a Bond villain.

 

[_Isaac]

Face.

 

[suzu]

On big thighs... well, I only like it the way soccer/football players get them (dat build!).

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I've always wondered how the unattractive guys got these super hot females. I know confidence went a long way, but damn. ;___;

Personality, Money, Body

So face or body?

I always check out the face first. Body matters, but it's not a deal breaker if he's not super fit or whatever.

 

[red13th]

I like sizeable butts too, but to be fair, that behind looks like it belongs to Nicki Minaj.

I love it. Brazilian here so butts are a national preference.
His thighs are unbelievable.

So face or body?

Usually body, but depends on the mood.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

Face, face, face, I give face, beauty face! Face then body.

That cyclist guy has hilariously oversized thighs and ass!

I actually have a thing for eyes and eyebrows too

 

[TheSeks]

That cyclist guy has hilariously oversized thighs and ass!

Yes, yes, he does. If I didn't know better, I'd call photoshop on him.

>>Face or Body<<

Face, always. Body is secondary and frankly I don't really like overly fit dudes. So long as you aren't fat and have a horrendous gut, you're fine with me if you have a decent face. *shrug*

 

[Londa]

I like sizeable butts too, but to be fair, that behind looks like it belongs to Nicki Minaj.

rofl so true, he looks like he would snap me in half...