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[Avixph]

I have an eight-inch cock.

 

[Horse Detective]

Too much penis talk on Gaf.

 

[Baggatoast]

Too much penis talk on Gaf.

Are you asking me to start a penis discussion?
Because that sounds like the greatest thread ever.

 

[Atramental]

Are you asking me to start a penis discussion?
Because that sounds like the greatest thread ever.

It will devolve into a cut vs uncut thread before the second page.

 

[jaxword]

Too much penis talk on Gaf.

A forum populated by mostly undersexed and insecure nerds will feel the need to brag about their penises???

 

[dschalter]

19 ap tests taken, 14 5s, 5 4s, state ap scholar.

yeah, extremely lame, deal with it.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Too much penis talk on Gaf.

I have a massive vagina. Like, the biggest you have ever seen.

 

["God's Beard!"]

There are three girls in my class(one class) that have crushes on me, and my girlfriend is bisexual. I got into art school on a sculpture scholarship despite being an illustration major. Also, I've only needed 4 hours of sleep a night since I was in the 6th grade.


But I'm terrible at Street Fighter.

 

[Horse Detective]

I have a massive vagina. Like, the biggest you have ever seen.

Why would anyone be proud of that.

 

[Timo]

I'm going to be published by an actual publisher come September. And I placed in the Society of Illustrators competition (didn't win a scholarship though).

I'm doing OK. Need to get laid though.

 

[Baggatoast]

It will devolve into a cut vs uncut thread before the second page.

I just want to discuss sebaceous glands! Is that too much to ask?!

 

[DR2K]

I'm getting closer to the perfect body. Bulging pecs, huge arms, defined almost everything, an ass you can bounce a quarter off of, etc. . . still got work to do, but I'm pretty damn happy!

 

[Kaako]

Healthy, wondrous mindset, and employed. Life is beautiful.

 

[LordCanti]

It will devolve into a cut vs uncut thread before the second page.

Cut is alpha. Come at me uncut beta bros.

Why would anyone be proud of that.

Easier for childbirth that way.

 

[Horse Detective]

Easier for childbirth that way.

We should just manufacture smaller babies.

 

[Devolution]

I'll never suffer the pain that is being struck in the balls.

 

[Tesseract]

I have a massive vagina. Like, the biggest you have ever seen.

 

[jaxword]

I have a massive vagina. Like, the biggest you have ever seen.

That's a rather rude way to talk about your girlfriend, dude.

 

[PigSpeakers]

I just played a song I wrote and it was the best performance of the song ever. No one was around to hear it, so I hi-fived myself.

 

[aznpxdd]

My car is pretty cool I guess.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

This is my living room as of tomorrow.

Your roommates make your live outside on a deck?

 

[Horse Detective]

Your roommates make your live outside on a deck?

I thought that was a shot from inside a house, with massive windows...

 

[aznpxdd]

Your roommates make your live outside on a deck?

Nothing wrong with that, just ask doombringer.

 

[LordCanti]

We should just manufacture smaller babies.

Let's start the micro fetus revolution. I'll provide all the necessary samples.

 

[$hawty]

Pussy count sitting at 83. I'm 24. Lost virginity at 17. (never paid directly for any)

 

[jaxword]

Pussy count sitting at 83. I'm 24. Lost virginity at 17. (never paid directly for any)

Just indirectly?

 

[$hawty]

Just indirectly?

Dates...drinks...etc = indirect.

 

[Tesseract]

I'll never suffer the pain that is being struck in the balls.

it's really not so bad for the first few seconds. but then agony.

 

[jaxword]

Dates...drinks...etc = indirect.

I got kicked out of high school for using the computer lab to sell weed on the cartoonnetwork.com forums.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Just indirectly?

Doesn't everybody?

I got kicked out of high school for using the computer lab to sell weed on the cartoonnetwork.com forums.

Haha. What the fuck? Are you serious?

 

[Tesseract]

I got kicked out of high school for using the computer lab to sell weed on the cartoonnetwork.com forums.

i'm still laughing at this and i don't know why.

 

[$hawty]

I got kicked out of high school for using the computer lab to sell weed on the cartoonnetwork.com forums.

hahaha. neat.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Just indirectly?

"That's very good, Mr. jaxword. Indirectly. Very good."

 

[a secret-boss]

I'm posting this on my new iPad

 

[G-Fex]

I cheated most of the time to become The King of games

 

[a secret-boss]

And this on my iPad 2

 

[$hawty]

Additionals: I could right a bike with no training wheels @ 3

I could dunk @ 15, my height being 5'9". I could dunk tennis balls in 8th grade.

 

[jaxword]

Haha. What the fuck? Are you serious?

Yeah I didn't know that Mr. Patterson could figure out what the username "pɹoן pǝǝʍ" meant but oh well.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Yeah I didn't know that Mr. Patterson could figure out what the username "pɹoן pǝǝʍ" meant but oh well.

Were you successful in selling weed on the cartoon network forums before this incident? I am still laughing about this every time I read it.

 

[Astra]

I keep winning the opportunity to "Please play again" on Roll up the Rim.

 

[Boss Doggie]

I won a digital camera and a mid-range phone from those arcade prize machines! (And not one of those trade tickets to win prizes - I mean those stuff like "insert this obviously rigged stick to a hole and push the panel to win prize" machines)

 

[Barbacoatl]

I shat a perfect question mark once. One of my finest works. I haven't been able to duplicate the result ever since.

 

[zoukka]

I'm modest.

 

[Kentpaul]

I ain't got much to boast about. I have a great state of mind and its pay day today perhaps.

 

[computers putin']

I have good health and a loving family

 

[Puddles]

I can play a mean Wonderwall cover.

 

[Pizza Luigi]

I have a girlfriend who dressed up like a schoolgirl (you know the ones) last week and we had some amazing sex that lasted for hours (so it seemed).

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I'm a virgin.

 

[Septimius]

I got a job most people my age most people in my field at my age dream about without even trying.

I'm awesome at sex.

5 years ago (18 at the time) I was working on a math-problem for a week. I found an awesome correlation between natural logarithms and the harmonic order. Then I found out that this was Euler's constant.

Despite being super awesome like that, I'm still a charismatic bastard.

Pussy count sitting at 83. I'm 24. Lost virginity at 17. (never paid directly for any)

If you've slept with 83 women and you still count, you have a problem.

 

[Beardz]

I got a job most people my age dream about without even trying.

Tell us more.