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I have nothing to brag about :/

Well maybe except that I've lost 110 pounds since I started focusing on my weightloss.
 
I work with a bunch of diabetic-ridden fatties who wear hospital garments to hide their shame, so I am thankful everyday for my lithe, starved figure. No bragging necessary, I am the king among beasts.
 
I only use my telepathic powers for good.

Like getting a cute stock girl to beat my balls with a head of romaine lettuce, telling the manager of the store that before I leave I get 3 bottles of milk and $50, and stealing some mint patties on the way out.

I got nothing.
 

I hope you appreciate the effort I put into this:
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I have a couple more somewhere, but eh.
 
I got a job most people my age most people in my field at my age dream about without even trying.

I'm awesome at sex.

5 years ago (18 at the time) I was working on a math-problem for a week. I found an awesome correlation between natural logarithms and the harmonic order. Then I found out that this was Euler's constant.

Despite being super awesome like that, I'm still a charismatic bastard.



If you've slept with 83 women and you still count, you have a problem.

Yeah, I stopped counting awhile ago. Once it hits double digits, it gets pointless. Also, I grew up.
 
Well I feel like bragging....

I live an amazing social life. Going out, meeting random new people, going out with friends, and usually being the center of the party. I burn 100s going out monthly :p

I am still studying two majors and one minor, am done in a few months. 3.3+ GPA, Professors love me.

I am extremely well off economically. I can buy most electronic shit I want or expensive clothes and not feel anything. Hell, I recently paid a Hotel trip for me and my buddies in a Caribbean island. I am also going to Cancun in July, and moved my Japan trip from 2012 to 2013. I also run Four Tracks.

I am not the best looking guy and I am chubby, but girls dig me. Everyone loves me, i swear. I have no problems with anyone. My family and me get together perfectly. No problems. I have amazing friends.

And I am only 23. Hope life keeps going this way :D
 
18 inch cock.

Slept with a few celebrities GAF loves (you know the ones).

Master degrees in surgical medicine and law.

Hot wife (love you baby) and a mansion on the beach. Also a houseboat.

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life's good man
 
18 inch cock.

Slept with a few celebrities GAF loves (you know the ones).

Master degrees in surgical medicine and law.

Hot wife (love you baby) and a mansion on the beach. Also a houseboat.

Mod on NeoGAF.

life's good man


All you are missing is one healthy loving child ;).
 
I'm healthy. For those of you who have never been admitted to a hospital, that doesn't mean shit. For those who have, you know how important it really is.
 
I fucking hate kids!

Not when you have your own. Time will come. You can trust me on that.

I doing pretty good. But,since the day my child was born was it have been the most happiest thing in my life (period).

I lived in NYC Manhattan for long time and had a great life. I felt exactly what you said. But you will see. IMHO
 
LOL. Post the link or GTFO.

Can I second this. A YouTube vid worth watching for two days straight is something I wouldnt mind having a look at.

Oh shit, it's a brag thread... erm... I got nothing. How about despite being a video games, professional wrestling, star trek, and war hammer fan, I have successfully seen a woman's breasts on more than one occasion? And not through a telephoto lens.
 
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