Jeff Albertson
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Beardz
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I got nada. My business is failing, relationship with parents is good but strained due to economics (aka I am broke). Going to have to go back and find a real job soon.
Only thing I can brag about is I get 45k at 30, and 500k at 35. I am almost 28 so its nice to know and I am thankful. Just wish I could get a good job that isn't fucking tech support. (No degree not blaming anyone.)
Only thing I can brag about is I get 45k at 30, and 500k at 35. I am almost 28 so its nice to know and I am thankful. Just wish I could get a good job that isn't fucking tech support. (No degree not blaming anyone.)
Wait. So are you inheriting this money, earning that type of salary, or collecting on investments?
Brian Griffin
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This is a cool idea for a thread.
- I make videos games for a living.
- I've never been turned down after a job interview.
- Married my high school sweetheart and best friend.
- My parents are awesome.
- I have my refractory period down to only a couple minutes.
- I make videos games for a living.
- I've never been turned down after a job interview.
- Married my high school sweetheart and best friend.
- My parents are awesome.
- I have my refractory period down to only a couple minutes.
plasticpassion
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-I moved to a different city to be with my soulmate and we're very happy together.
-I make 3x more than I did in my previous job (same career, just new city). Being 25 having this amount of disposable income is incredible.
-I have plenty of opportunities to advance my career however I see fit to make more money.
-I work in healthcare, so with all these upcoming healthcare changes I feel confident I can continue my education (get an MBA/MSN) and profit somehow. Just have to figure out what I want to do and where those opportunities are.
-These were purchased yesterday as I was realizing the things mentioned above. John Varvatos Sid oxford shoes (lead color). I was reminded of how different I used to be a year ago (wouldn't have considered buying these). Now I want these too.
-I make 3x more than I did in my previous job (same career, just new city). Being 25 having this amount of disposable income is incredible.
-I have plenty of opportunities to advance my career however I see fit to make more money.
-I work in healthcare, so with all these upcoming healthcare changes I feel confident I can continue my education (get an MBA/MSN) and profit somehow. Just have to figure out what I want to do and where those opportunities are.
-These were purchased yesterday as I was realizing the things mentioned above. John Varvatos Sid oxford shoes (lead color). I was reminded of how different I used to be a year ago (wouldn't have considered buying these). Now I want these too.
- I make enough money to live happily and then some. In a year I'll have the opportunity to make more.
- I am the only (well, there may be one other) one in my circle of friends that still gets head from his wife (and on a regular basis, too).
- I was debt-free after college. Disposable income was awesome after that.
- Got a Master's Degree, two Bachelor's Degrees, and working on some certifications right now (PMP & CISSP).
- I am the only (well, there may be one other) one in my circle of friends that still gets head from his wife (and on a regular basis, too).
- I was debt-free after college. Disposable income was awesome after that.
- Got a Master's Degree, two Bachelor's Degrees, and working on some certifications right now (PMP & CISSP).
Rayven_king
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I have 4 girls on rotation and none of them mind the situation
Atramental
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Do you get any discounts at Mason owned businesses?
I heard that's one of the perks of Free Masonry.
Count Dookkake
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Epic karaoke performance got me some class of '90 poon. She called me a dirty old man. Was really heartwarming. Made my weekend.
Good man.
Good man.
weekend_warrior
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ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
I get free EA games sent to me on request.
-I am married to my best friend who is absolutely gorgeous, smart, and driven.
-I have an amazing dog, border collie mix and destructively cute.
-I have a nice place to live.
-On one of the top T:A teams with a direct line to HiRez.
-I work at the family business, enjoy the fuck out of it, and will eventually own it making for a very safe and rewarding future.
However, in the last three days:
- I got a $4800 vet bill for my wife's project/investment filly (young female horse)
- Wife has two suspicious growths in her uterus, one of which was just determined to be benign.
- Wife got bucked off of her friend's gelding and fractured her T12 vertebrae in three places.
- During scans, found kidney stones and the second suspicious uterus growth.
- I am writing this from the surgery waiting room while they put rods and screws into 5 total vertebrae, and remove fragments from her spinal column.
On the positive side, we are at the best hospital in WA for neuro surgery, she is expected to have a full recovery, and my insurance stop loss is only $5k.
-I have an amazing dog, border collie mix and destructively cute.
-I have a nice place to live.
-On one of the top T:A teams with a direct line to HiRez.
-I work at the family business, enjoy the fuck out of it, and will eventually own it making for a very safe and rewarding future.
However, in the last three days:
- I got a $4800 vet bill for my wife's project/investment filly (young female horse)
- Wife has two suspicious growths in her uterus, one of which was just determined to be benign.
- Wife got bucked off of her friend's gelding and fractured her T12 vertebrae in three places.
- During scans, found kidney stones and the second suspicious uterus growth.
- I am writing this from the surgery waiting room while they put rods and screws into 5 total vertebrae, and remove fragments from her spinal column.
On the positive side, we are at the best hospital in WA for neuro surgery, she is expected to have a full recovery, and my insurance stop loss is only $5k.
lunchtoast
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Girl invited me to go to the Virgin Islands in May for a week. All I have to do is pay for airfare.
I'm at University and I'm pretty much already set thanks to my parents. I have the option to do whatever I want when I graduate because I don't have to worry about money and/or saving for retirement. I already own a house.
I have a wonderful family and great friends.
I will probably be spending a good portion of next year studying abroad in South Korea and getting paid to do it.
I have a wonderful family and great friends.
I will probably be spending a good portion of next year studying abroad in South Korea and getting paid to do it.
I've got to be honest it's good to say that kind of thing once in a while, I am usually pretty modest about things
CliqWriter
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Right there with you Sentry. I'm sure there is some shit I could brag about, but nothing compares to everyone with their life settled and getting better.
lunchtoast
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Forget about them. My life is shit right now but I still have things to brag about.
-Video I uploaded to Fapdu is on the front page and getting good hits.
-Lasted five minutes with Fleshlight.
freenudemacusers
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I had sex last night. Woohoo!
Ultimadrago
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Pics or it didn't happen.
hook a brother up with some madden/ncaa football 12/13
ViewtifulJC
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I've got a pretty large dick.
Comes with being black/6'4''
Highly recommend it!
Comes with being black/6'4''
Highly recommend it!
SouthernDragon
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I got into Stanford for a Masters program. 
I hate you I hate you I hate you
I love you
Fuck man that shit is legit, pretty much sounds almost exactly like David Gilmour. When did you start playing and how long do you usually practice for? Whenever I see vids like this I get jealous as fuck because my playing is nowhere near as good.
Beardz
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freenudemacusers
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BALLIN'
Karak
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Unique idea for a thread.
I am more thankful for a couple of these things;
+ Lived through cancer
+ Lived through getting shot
+ Live through being shot with an arrow in the kidney(thanks bro)
+ Married a low stress woman who handles my incredible high energy very well
+ Each job I get has been better and better than the last and the first one I got was great
+ Got my 160 inch projector screen and my 85 inch tv in the same room for balling lan gaming
+ Getting 86,000 a year without a degree(though going to school soon)
+Personal best bench press is 405 now
But most importantly and most worth bragging about, I have a couple amazing, great, insanely good friends. People who want to see me succeed, want to see me happy, and will do their damnedest to be there for me, which I return in kind to them. I hired 3 of them to work with me 4 years ago and we basically run our own unit at my job. Spending the days working hard and talking about videogames, martial arts, and roleplaying all day long.
I honestly can't think of a better place to be then a job with great friends all of you working hard to succeed and doing your best for one another. I know it won't always be this way, but for now...its just amazing.
I am more thankful for a couple of these things;
+ Lived through cancer
+ Lived through getting shot
+ Live through being shot with an arrow in the kidney(thanks bro)
+ Married a low stress woman who handles my incredible high energy very well
+ Each job I get has been better and better than the last and the first one I got was great
+ Got my 160 inch projector screen and my 85 inch tv in the same room for balling lan gaming
+ Getting 86,000 a year without a degree(though going to school soon)
+Personal best bench press is 405 now
But most importantly and most worth bragging about, I have a couple amazing, great, insanely good friends. People who want to see me succeed, want to see me happy, and will do their damnedest to be there for me, which I return in kind to them. I hired 3 of them to work with me 4 years ago and we basically run our own unit at my job. Spending the days working hard and talking about videogames, martial arts, and roleplaying all day long.
I honestly can't think of a better place to be then a job with great friends all of you working hard to succeed and doing your best for one another. I know it won't always be this way, but for now...its just amazing.
Vulcano's assistant
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Unique idea for a thread.
I am more thankful for a couple of these things;
+ Lived through cancer
+ Lived through getting shot
+ Live through being shot with an arrow in the kidney(thanks bro)
+ Married a low stress woman who handles my incredible high energy very well
+ Each job I get has been better and better than the last and the first one I got was great
+ Got my 160 inch projector screen and my 85 inch tv in the same room for balling lan gaming
+ Getting 86,000 a year without a degree(though going to school soon)
+Personal best bench press is 405 now
But most importantly and most worth bragging about, I have a couple amazing, great, insanely good friends. People who want to see me succeed, want to see me happy, and will do their damnedest to be there for me, which I return in kind to them. I hired 3 of them to work with me 4 years ago and we basically run our own unit at my job. Spending the days working hard and talking about videogames, martial arts, and roleplaying all day long.
I honestly can't think of a better place to be then a job with great friends all of you working hard to succeed and doing your best for one another. I know it won't always be this way, but for now...its just amazing.
Karak
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???
Hahahaha. At first I laughed at the title of the movie, then the highlights then...the look on Jamie Lee's face
Perfect pic response.But sadly life isn't allways that cool. Arnold would have snatched the arrow out of the air. Instead my kidney caught it
Trancetronic
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I was hit by a car going about 70 mph last year and I just suffered a fractured right ankle. Nothing else, nothing more.
Although I was out of work for 3 months and I had facial abrasions on my face that are now gone(Thanks Neosporin!)
Although I was out of work for 3 months and I had facial abrasions on my face that are now gone(Thanks Neosporin!)
Karak
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Ok Jezuz fucking christ that's superman shit! And yes Neosporin must be the magic blood of unicorns. That stuff is mana.
Trancetronic
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Here's a pic of me in the hospital after I was transported
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.ne...0151262919043_507034042_6396915_4083542_n.jpg
And my current profile pic is how I look now.
And yes Neosporin is truly mana man. I hate having to put it on. My dad was all like BE STILL and I'm really figidity.
Karak
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Dude seriously congrats. That's a hellavu lucky thing. People die all the time from fucking falling down in their home. To survive that takes some wicked skills
Or wicked luck. Either way. Congrats. Its all downhill though you peaked, with regards to luck, hahahahahaha.Ninja Scooter
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I can do a spot on impression of Owen Wilson but the only thing I can say is "Have you ever stuck your dick in an electrical socket?"
Count Dookkake
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Huh.
Trancetronic
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Dude seriously congrats. That's a hellavu lucky thing. People die all the time from fucking falling down in their home. To survive that takes some wicked skills
Yeah man. Shit was scary. i was walking to the metro station and I crossed the crosswalk with the right of way and this old lady fucking ran the red light and smacked me across the street. Eyewitnessed saw, called the ambulance and the rest is history. Although I'm surprised I had my 3DS in my pocket and it survived the impact. My then glasses however, didn't lolol
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