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[SomTervo]

If it was a couple of guys on the beach that bought you a beer for watching their stuff you'd have just gone 'cheers' and thought nothing of it. Highly unlikely there was anything more than a thank you in it, with the added bonus for you of them being hot.

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[entremet]

What was the original title?

 

[Beardz]

Remember when we used to hunt mammoths? Good times...

 

[Hero Prinny]

what was the original title?

Two hot women at the beach bought me a beer

oh my goddddd, are you serious? original title is way better then

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

What was the original title?

Two hot women at the beach bought me a beer

 

[Ray Wonder]

What was the original title?

something like
"Two hot girls bought me a drink at the beach"

 

[TheOfficeMut]

What was the original title?

"Two biddies with very tiny but heavy cleavage gave me a beer - they want the D"

 

[ArgyleReptile]

GAF, this girl smiled at me after I held the door open. Does that mean she wants to bang?

 

[| Praxis |]

For you, one for the spank bank.

For them, it was a Tuesday.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Title was something like hot girls on a beach bought me a drink.

 

[DeathyBoy]

GAF, this girl smiled at me after I held the door open. Does that mean she wants to bang?

Marriage bruh

 

[Elandyll]

Oh god that title change... Lol

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

i like people!

Spoiler

i hate people

congrats OP fission accomplished

 

[Curt Baboon]

A woman called me hot at the bar the other night, should I create a thread?

Fuck a thread, let's make a website.

XXXRACERXXXGIVEITTOYAROUGH.GOV

 

[zeemumu]

If it never happened when you were single then how did you get a girlfriend?

 

[GHG]

Oh my god this thread lmao.

I feel less bad about my procrastination now. This was worth it.

 

[xxracerxx]

If it never happened when you were single then how did you get a girlfriend?

He bought her two beers.

 

[Raiden]

As hilarious as the new title is, now I'm curious too.

Two hot girls bought me a beer on the beach.



Also they were really hot.


Hawt

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Marriage bruh

I knew it.

 

[Hippopuncher12]

Congrats on the se....oh....beer then.

 

[Figboy79]

LOL.

What an amusing OP.

Congrats on talking to pretty ladies, I guess? Just another PROTIP for future use: When a woman smiles at you, or does any kind gesture (like, oh, buy you a beer as thanks for watching their stuff), they don't want the D.

On a related note, I used to be super awkward talking to people (men or women, didn't matter), but eventually I realized that there was no need for fear. It's not like they were going to yell at me for saying "Hello" or being polite. Well, maybe that could happen, but I don't worry about it.

 

[ThisGuy]

Girl smiled at me at Walmart guys. My palms are so hairy.

 

[ZOONAMI]

Yeah it's always when you aren't single. Went to PR with my brother and we basically hung out with these 2 extremely hot sisters the whole trip because we happened to book all the same hostels for the same timeframes and we all got along well. My brother still chills with them in Chicago sometimes but I'm in MN.

 

[DeathyBoy]

I knew it.

If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it

 

[moltonasty]

lmao this thread

congrats on the small talk OP

 

[psynergylover]

So awkward, the need to post this thread.

This.

Congrats on human interaction OP...I guess

 

[Fat4all]

drink the pain away

 

[CopperPuppy]

Whenever a homeboy humiliates himself on GAF...

A Corona gets its lime.

 

[Kain]

Congrats on the se....oh....beer then.

Dude, beer is awesome

 

[MisterShine]

Retitle because mods are jealous that someone succeeded where they have only failed?

Yes, I believe so.

Spoiler

 

[itwasTuesday]

Did their swimsuits have beer logos on them?

I had a mighty chuckle at that one, sir.

 

[Curt Baboon]

Whenever a homeboy humiliates himself on GAF...

A Corona gets its lime.

We family, tho

 

[vacantseas]

GAF, this girl smiled at me after I held the door open. Does that mean she wants to bang?

more like "GAF, this girl smiled at me after I held the door open. What do I do?"

 

[Ray Wonder]

If random women did this to me, I'd think they were at least interested.

 

[tearsintherain]

This sounds like a DLC for Persona 5

 

[Red Liquorice]

Did you interact with them, or did they interact with you?

 

[Spaced Harrier]

I think you got dated OP

 

[Wood Man]

Side boob is best boob

 

[Hippopuncher12]

Dude, beer is awesome

Well, yeah it is that is why I still congratulated him!

 

[Ray Wonder]

I think you got dated OP

Oh fuck, I think you're right. I missed that.

OP cheated on his gf

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Did they pinch your ass?

Were they Arab?

Did the rest of the beach cheer you on?

Were they friends with each other?

Did you fall down, recover, and the beach cheered you on again?

Did you see them later at the bus stop?

Last question: Do these threads ever turn out successfully?

 

[Not]

If random women did this to me, I'd think they were at least interested.

If they were ugly, the thought wouldn't cross your mind even a smidge. Wouldn't even poke its dick in. The thought would be barricaded from entry by three reinforced titanium chain link fences of "wouldn't."

It must be a fucking drag for hot women to even go outside sometimes

Did they pinch your ass?

Were they Arab?

Did the rest of the beach cheer you on?

Were they friends with each other?

Did you fall down, recover, and the beach cheered you on again?

Did you see them later at the bus stop?

Last question: Do these threads ever turn out successfully?

lmao

This guy must be paying off whoever does the junioring around here

 

[the_batman]

I think you got dated OP

dude had a threesome, high five, OP

under boob is best boob

fixed

 

[xxracerxx]

Did they pinch your ass?

Were they Arab?

Did the rest of the beach cheer you on?

Were they friends with each other?

Did you fall down, recover, and the beach cheered you on again?

Did you see them later at the bus stop?

Last question: Do these threads ever turn out successfully?

Delicious

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

 

[Hippopuncher12]

Did they pinch your ass?

Were they Arab?

Did the rest of the beach cheer you on?

Were they friends with each other?

Did you fall down, recover, and the beach cheered you on again?

Did you see them later at the bus stop?

Last question: Do these threads ever turn out successfully?

huh.

 

[SpaceWolf]

Did they pinch your ass?

Were they Arab?

Did the rest of the beach cheer you on?

Were they friends with each other?

Did you fall down, recover, and the beach cheered you on again?

Did you see them later at the bus stop?

Last question: Do these threads ever turn out successfully?

Oh my god.

 

[Haroon]

god damn, look at this awesome picture of zelda standing in water:

 

[Breads]