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[krypt0nian]

Bruce Willis = Denis Dyack?

They both whine in a similar fashion.

 

[reilo]

Bruce Willis = Denis Dyack?

They both whine in a similar fashion.

Except Bruce Willis will kick your ass without a moments notice. Coolest man alive. Don't diss the Bruce.

 

[krypt0nian]

Except Bruce Willis will kick your ass without a moments notice. Coolest man alive. Don't diss the Bruce.

um ok. :lol

 

[jett]

Willis needs to deal with the fact that he made a turd.

Can't deny his awesomeness, though.

 

[RumFore]

Such bullshit. Knowles getting married? Even if a video or the ceremony pops up on youtube I still wont believe it.

 

[rollingstart]

Such bullshit. Knowles getting married? Even if a video or the ceremony pops up on youtube I still wont believe it.

what about a leaked sex tape?

 

[fallengorn]

what about a leaked sex tape?

That would make Goatse, Tubgirl, and Lemon Party completely obsolete.

 

[BobLoblaw]

what about a leaked sex tape?

Oh god no.

 

[brandonh83]

OoooOooOOOOOooOOO guillermo del toro oh that's right cum pan my labyrinth

 

[Prince of Space]

Willis needs to deal with the fact that he made a turd.

Can't deny his awesomeness, though.

Give him a few years.

 

[mr jones]

Oh god no.

But RF wants proof. I'd say that would be hella proof.

Disturbing, and mentally scarring, but like a gory car accident, you won't be able to turn away...

 

[Tim-E]

OoooOooOOOOOooOOO guillermo del toro oh that's right cum pan my labyrinth

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol That pretty much sounds like Harry.

 

[AdmiralViscen]

Why does he keep spelling his own character's name wrong? :/

He doesn't.

i would take a bullet for bruce for he is the ****ing man an i am totally gay for him.

one thing though, john maclane? he can't spell his own character's name right!?? also, yippee kay yay......mr falcon?

the bay bashing...:lol

WTF dudes

http://imdb.com/title/tt0095016/

McClane.

 

[Hollywood_mIRC]

Someone should go on there and ask him the inevitable question:

"It's time for the crossover movie Bruce"

Yipee ki ya MF'er vs. DAMNIT

 

[woodchuck]

He doesn't.




WTF dudes

http://imdb.com/title/tt0095016/

McClane.

yes, and Bruce is spelling it as "MaClane"

 

[eLGee]

yes, and Bruce is spelling it as "MaClane"

Bruce is GOD, the movies will change around how he spells it. Check your copies.

 

[AdmiralViscen]

Just a typo, since

I would rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than let that car engine in a human skin leave his satanic fingerprints on John McClane.

In fact, this new PG-13 thing is the only part of ruining modern action movies that Michael Bay is not personally responsible for. The rest of it is all him. Don't even ****ing say those words in the same sentence, you're only gonna give them ideas for part 5. It's like saying Candyman in front of a mirror, that mother****er will show up and snort John McClane's soul right in front of you and then piss it out on your shoes.

 

[woodchuck]

Just a typo, since

I think somebody told him he was spelling it wrong at first.

 

[Hollywood_mIRC]

:lol @ that board. He sunk himself into a hellhole. People are responding every 2 minutes with the most geeky stupid shit. It makes this place look like pimp central:

I posted this before in the first talkback, but it got really buried and there was some stuff I really wanted to ask. First of all, I would like to say that I have enjoyed most of the movies that I have seen you in, particularly the Die Hard trilogy, Death Becomes Her, The Fifth Element... You, sir, are a Legend. I would have to admit my first feeling on the whole PG-13 thing was frustration, particularly as Die Hard was one of the first movies I recall seeing (at the tender age of 6). I recall seeing that cover and thinking, "what is that cool skyscraper movie?" Seeing as I saw the film at home, I can't say it blew me through the back wall of the cinema, but I can say that it did blow me through my living room wall. However, my feeling of anger soon subsided and I had a bit of a think. I still want to see Die Hard 4.0 (as it is called in the UK). Why? Because it is my chance (and probably last) to see Walter B doing what he does best on a huge screen in a comfy cinema seat. I can't help but be excited. The trailer before Spidey 3... The standee in the cinema... Walking past the poster... I then thought about the PG-13 thing. Casino Royale was PG-13. Sure, it was cut in the States to get that rating, but that was some pretty intense stuff, and that proves you can get away with murder (ahem) almost in a PG-13 film. The MPAA must be really relaxed these days if they allow a guy to get whipped in the balls repeatedly. You don't need swears to be a badass. Bond proved that. I then realized that if I, as a Brit, am okay with our censored version of DHWAV (I assisted with a cuts list on that here, if you're curious, and BTW, was that actually you doing the dubs?an): http://www.worldwidedvdforums. com/kb.php?mode=article&k=32 ), then I can put up with a few over-dubbed bits of strong language. Because I have faith. I have faith in Walter P. The trailers have given me that. 16 Blocks and Hostage (I'm watching that right now on my little portable DVD player) are both great little action films, of the kind we don't see too often. Hopefully, I haven't bored you with my hopes for the film because now I wouldn't mind asking a few questions that are on my mind: 1) How much swearing was there in the original script? 2) Did you swear often during your improvisations on set? How often would you say you improvised and how much of it is in the film? - Will Europe get a stronger version of this film? (e.g. Casino Royale, Dodgeball) 3) Have you e ......

:lol

Seriously, his time there seems up. So much absolute useless geeky shit there now. "Um, sir what did you think about your scenes in the movie *obscure movie here*, and how much did director *name here* have on the influence of these scenes?"

Seriously, STFU. You talk to Bruce Willis, you ask about kicking ass and taking names, period. He doesn't give a shit about gay ass movies you wanna talk about. He wants to talking about blowing up shit, kicking ass, a telling a mothaf***er whats the **** is up. You want serious questions, ask some shit like this:

1) As John McClane, which mother****ers would you kill in this world, and how?

2) If John McClane, Jack Bauer, and Samuel L Jackson in any form combined to make one movie, how many deaths would be caused within the first 5 seconds movie because of the asskicking nature?

3) I have a empty two liter bottle, and a 55 gallon drum of canola oil. There's a bomb attatched to both. You have to empty the drum into the bottle, without overflowing, until exactly two ounces of oil are left in the drum. What do you do?

 

[PleoMax]

OMFG....it was him.

Can't believe it....thats ****in awesome.

 

[AdmiralViscen]

JoBlo had a story about Michael Bay crying over the disses Bruce handed him

 

[PleoMax]

JoBlo had a story about Michael Bay crying over the disses Bruce handed him

I love Michael Bay movies

Though i see he can be a pain to work with. Sean Connery told him to slow the **** down in "The Rock".

 

[Odrion]

hai guise,.[/QUOTE]

I love the fact his face has frozen into a "OH MY GOD :D"