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[Meicyn]

what other atrocities has california wrought culinary or otherwise

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[The Cockatrice]

I went into a pizza shop and demanded a pizza but without the dough, just the cheese and they got angry at me. I gave them a 1 star on Yelp and I will be seeking legal advice against them.

 

[EviLore]

I’ve never heard of a scooped bagel. Carving it out to reduce calories? No one needs to do that in NYC where you walk everywhere.

 

[GHG]

I just googled scooped bagel, what a fucking clown world.

Just order a half bagel + the usual amount of filling. Problem solved, no waste.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

California and New York deserve each other.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Californians are charmingly whimsical.

 

[Smiggs]

I’ve never heard of a scooped bagel. Carving it out to reduce calories? No one needs to do that in NYC where you walk everywhere.

I think that dude needs to carve his head out of his own ass You would think if you have a very odd or specific request, you'd at least explain it to the person at the counter instead of assuming someone all the way across the country is familiar with your bizarre eating habits.

 

[DKehoe]

I’ve never heard of a scooped bagel. Carving it out to reduce calories? No one needs to do that in NYC where you walk everywhere.

Glad I'm not the only one who hasn't heard of it. If you're going to be so calorie fixated as to want that maybe just don't have a bagel. Or, as GHG said, get half

 

[GymWolf]

Dude looks like a sad mix between ufc diego lopes (not lopez) and that blonde soy streamer xqc or something.

 

[Paltheos]

What the fuck is a scooped bagel? *googles* Oh, ok.

Whatever, man. Get your anti-NY propaganda outta here. New York rules.

 

[Sleepwalker]

Jesus christ, scooped bagel lol, does the baby also order sandwiches without borders?

 

[haxan7]

Sounds like a good way to put some toppings in a bagel.

 

[Meicyn]

hey um gimme a slice of pizza but can you scoop off the mozzarella and sauce and leave the pepperonis its how i like it

 

[Bry0]

Why would you want that?
“I’d like a bagel with less bagel”

Next he’s gonna go to Chicago and ask for ketchup on his hotdog.

 

[Power Pro]

I just looked it up, and it does sound like a good way to use a bagel if you wanna use it for a sandwich style or something. Get some more chicken salad in there or something.

 

[Power Pro]

Next he’s gonna go to Chicago and ask for ketchup on his hotdog.

What's wrong with ketchup on a hot dog? If i have basic condiments, I usually go with ketchup and yellow mustard. If we have it, I like some sauerkraut, but still put some ketchup on there. Chili dogs i don't really add anything else.

 

[TheUsual]

What's wrong with ketchup on a hot dog? If i have basic condiments, I usually go with ketchup and yellow mustard. If we have it, I like some sauerkraut, but still put some ketchup on there. Chili dogs i don't really add anything else.

It's just a Chicago thing. A proper Chicago hot dog won't have it on it - it's already stacked with other ingredients.

People will tease if you ask for it on a hot dog in general and I've never seen a person actually flip out.

Funny enough, my favorite ketchup is from a Chicago company : 78 Tomato Ketchup.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I like aoli on my hot dog .

Mustard is overrated.

 

[Mossybrew]

I didn't know there was a word for this but I do this to my bagels sometimes if I'm taking one to work sandwich-style, just fits more cream cheese in there with less squishing out when you bite. I wouldn't order one this way ... come to think of it I've never ordered a bagel at a takeout place in my life. If I'm getting a togo breakfast somewhere it's gonna be a sausage breakfast sandwich or breakfast burrito.

 

[Mistake]

Seems to me, food trends today are just people finding ways to blow money out their ass. You see those avocado toast jokes, but it's a real thing. I do remember growing up and always hearing about fad diets, so maybe I'm paying more attention now that I have a budget to manage

 

[AJUMP23]

Thankful for the ny guy that refused to scoop.

 

[TheUsual]

Seems to me, food trends today are just people finding ways to blow money out their ass. You see those avocado toast jokes, but it's a real thing. I do remember growing up and always hearing about fad diets, so maybe I'm paying more attention now that I have a budget to manage

Nothing screams this more than checking out /r/wewantplates

Great place to laugh at terrible food presentations but you know you're blowing money out the wazoo as well

 

[M.W.]

He is basically

 

[Trogdor1123]

I’ve never heard of a scooped bagel. Carving it out to reduce calories? No one needs to do that in NYC where you walk everywhere.

This is a thing? Why would you do that? I don’t get it.

 

[Woggleman]

This is the same state that gave us pineapple on pizza. I lived in NYC for eight years and the rest of the time lived in NJ so to me that is damn near a crime against humanity.

 

[Trogdor1123]

This is the same state that gave us pineapple on pizza. I lived in NYC for eight years and the rest of the time lived in NJ so to me that is damn near a crime against humanity.

One of kids and my wife loves pineapple on their pizza… I don’t get it. It’s so gross.

 

[Woggleman]

One of kids and my wife loves pineapple on their pizza… I don’t get it. It’s so gross.

I actually tried it because my cousin ordered it and it doesn't taste good at all. Buffalo chicken pizza on the other hand is not bad.

 

[lachesis]

This is the same state that gave us pineapple on pizza. I lived in NYC for eight years and the rest of the time lived in NJ so to me that is damn near a crime against humanity.

Blame Canada!
Well. according to BBC...

 

[Chuck Berry]

Weird so many here have never heard of scooped out bagels. Yeah its definitely a bit of a fruity thing to do. Might be more of a northeastern thing as well.

People have their sub sandwich bread scooped out as well where I live.

(And I admit Ive done it a few times. Sometimes you just dont want that extra bread and just wanna get right to the meaty goodness)

 

[Mistake]

One of kids and my wife loves pineapple on their pizza… I don’t get it. It’s so gross.

Wait until you learn what chinese people do to it

 

[analog_future]

what other atrocities has california wrought culinary or otherwise

Yes, one douche complaining about his bagel on TikTok means a state with a population of 39.54 million people was a mistake.

 

[Woggleman]

To be fair western chinese food is nothing like what they actually eat in China.

 

[Halo is Back]

Sounds like NY energy and I love it lol.

 

[John Marston]

By just looking at the thread title I was reminded of my mild mannered tourist friend who got lost in LA as it was getting dark & glimpsed a small mexican child quickly dropping his shorts in an alley, took a shit then gave him the finger as he ran away.

 

[cormack12]

Why not just get a tortilla wrap or something. This is like something mum's do for 3 year olds.

 

[Meicyn]

Why not just get a tortilla wrap or something. This is like something mum's do for 3 year olds.

could i get my tortilla carb free and with exactly four grill lines on one side its how i like it

 

[cormack12]

could i get my tortilla carb free and with exactly four grill lines on one side its how i like it

You can have it after I wiped my ass on it

 

[willothedog]

what's next, eating a Pizza with a knife and fork.

 

[CGNoire]

what other atrocities has california wrought culinary or otherwise

"Where gonna have to close the border with California till we can find out whats going on".

 

[IDKFA]

What a pathetic beta male.

 

[Tams]

Sounds like a good way to put some toppings in a bagel.

It's not a topping if it goes inside, dumb arse.

 

[diffusionx]

Weird so many here have never heard of scooped out bagels. Yeah its definitely a bit of a fruity thing to do. Might be more of a northeastern thing as well.

People have their sub sandwich bread scooped out as well where I live.

(And I admit Ive done it a few times. Sometimes you just dont want that extra bread and just wanna get right to the meaty goodness)

I lived in Brooklyn for years and never heard of a scooped bagel. I never heard of it until yesterday. I’ve never seen a person order one. I’ve never talked to someone about their preferences for scooped bagels. It’s absolutely not a thing here.

and btw the point of a bagel is the bread lmao. I guess if a place cannot make a good bagel they will say take the bread out and fill it with meat we get from other place.

 

[diffusionx]

Yes, one douche complaining about his bagel on TikTok means a state with a population of 39.54 million people was a mistake.

Yes that’s right

 

[cormack12]

This mofo probably also wants crust only sandwiches

 

[Salz01]

Please keep them out of Texas too, and Idaho, and Washington, Oregon….etc…..

 

[Billbofet]

"There's nothing more stressful"..... This guy must have a blessed life for sure.
So glad the NYC worker told him to fuck off.

 

[haxan7]

It's not a topping if it goes inside, dumb arse.

The toppings aren’t inside if the bagel is cut in half and eaten as two pieces, genius

 

[Hudo]

New York sounds fucking based.

Also:

 

[Dr.Guru of Peru]

Never heard of scooped bagels until now. Honestly, if I was forced to have a bagel I’d probably try it this way. But bread and bagels are my least favourite type and it’s probably smarter to just avoid eating shitty food than going out of your way to have it in a slightly more palatable form.