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Captain America: Civil War SPOILER Thread - #TeamThanos

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Oh, hey, let's put this shit to bed while we're here:

That whole thing about Tony giving Spidey his suit, or upgrading it for Peter, or any aspect of Spidey finishing his origin story by having Stark helping him finish, or presenting him a finished spider-suit... that's all bullshit. Yes?

As it always should have been bullshit, because Peter fucking Parker doesn't need Tony Stark to build him a goddamn Spider-suit.
 
That's what it looks like. Basically the avengers minus Tony, Rhodey (questionable), and Vision are rogue..

Don't forget Black Widow. Black Panther and Spidey aren't Avengers but they're free, too.

Oh, hey, let's put this shit to bed while we're here:

That whole thing about Tony giving Spidey his suit, or upgrading it for Peter, or any aspect of Spidey finishing his origin story by having Stark helping him finish, or presenting him a finished spider-suit... that's all bullshit. Yes?

As it always should have been bullshit, because Peter fucking Parker doesn't need Tony Stark to build him a goddamn Spider-suit.

Tony makes the suit. Peter isn't 100% happy about it, though.

Also, he had a prototype suit.
 
Oh, hey, let's put this shit to bed while we're here:

That whole thing about Tony giving Spidey his suit, or upgrading it for Peter, or any aspect of Spidey finishing his origin story by having Stark helping him finish, or presenting him a finished spider-suit... that's all bullshit. Yes?

As it always should have been bullshit, because Peter fucking Parker doesn't need Tony Stark to build him a goddamn Spider-suit.
Nope. Tony is the one who gives Spidey his final suit.
 
Oh, hey, let's put this shit to bed while we're here:

That whole thing about Tony giving Spidey his suit, or upgrading it for Peter, or any aspect of Spidey finishing his origin story by having Stark helping him finish, or presenting him a finished spider-suit... that's all bullshit. Yes?

As it always should have been bullshit, because Peter fucking Parker doesn't need Tony Stark to build him a goddamn Spider-suit.

This Peter can't even afford a computer from post 2000

How's he gonna make a spider suit?
 
Oh, hey, let's put this shit to bed while we're here:

That whole thing about Tony giving Spidey his suit, or upgrading it for Peter, or any aspect of Spidey finishing his origin story by having Stark helping him finish, or presenting him a finished spider-suit... that's all bullshit. Yes?

As it always should have been bullshit, because Peter fucking Parker doesn't need Tony Stark to build him a goddamn Spider-suit.

sorry Bobby, Tony gives him the final suit
 
This Peter is excited he found a DVD player in the trash, I'm amazed he was even able to develop a webshooter.
 
Marvel doesn't trust Peter Parker to be able to build a legitimate Spider Suit in his own bedroom? Something he's done in every iteration of his character since he's been a character?

Jesus that's fucking lame.

Fuck
Tony Stark.

Can't just let Spider-Man be full-fledged Spider-Man when we meet him. No. Tony Stark's gotta be the one that puts the finishing touches on him.

fucking horseshit.
 
I know this was a fake but the suit Peter builds is pretty much this.

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He has some shitty goggles since he has trouble controlling his Spidey sense and they help him 'focus'. So I assume that's the reason the suit Tony builds him has the camera lenses.
 
Oh, hey, let's put this shit to bed while we're here:

That whole thing about Tony giving Spidey his suit, or upgrading it for Peter, or any aspect of Spidey finishing his origin story by having Stark helping him finish, or presenting him a finished spider-suit... that's all bullshit. Yes?

As it always should have been bullshit, because Peter fucking Parker doesn't need Tony Stark to build him a goddamn Spider-suit.

Tony made it..

They're not joking

Peter is POOR in this movie

Poor as fuck, yes..

So I have to make the question everyone wants to ask.

DID THEY SHOW OR MENTION UNCLE BEN OR THE SPEECH ?

Nah..but I'd assume they'll cram it in his solo outing.
 
Talking Spidey's suit, I love that there's an explanation for the lenses and you see them grow and shrink during action. Only letdown is no Spidey sense effect yet.

Black Widow is presumably also a fugitive, since she helped them escape. Doubt she's on the team

She's at the hospital with Tony, Rhodes, and Vision. Unless Tony rolls on her and Sharon, I think she's safe.
 
Marvel doesn't trust Peter Parker to be able to build a legitimate Spider Suit in his own bedroom? Something he's done in every iteration of his character since he's been a character?

Jesus that's fucking lame.

Fuck
Tony Stark.

Can't just let Spider-Man be full-fledged Spider-Man when we meet him. No. Tony Stark's gotta be the one that puts the finishing touches on him.

fucking horseshit.
He's actually been too busy with his algebra homework to make a real suit.

nope. no origin stuff at all.
The dialogue about how he feels when he doesn't use his power and something bad happens though... that's a total nod to Uncle Ben, right?
 
Yeah, Peter is Theta Phi Broke in this movie. Garbage collecting tier.

Also, I think this is the first movie where you really get to see what Tony is capable of, fighting wise. He ain't that bad!
 
Marvel doesn't trust Peter Parker to be able to build a legitimate Spider Suit in his own bedroom? Something he's done in every iteration of his character since he's been a character?

Jesus that's fucking lame.

Fuck
Tony Stark.

Can't just let Spider-Man be full-fledged Spider-Man when we meet him. No. Tony Stark's gotta be the one that puts the finishing touches on him.

fucking horseshit.

His computer looks like this.

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It wouldn't make any sense for this Spidey to be able to built his suit.

He's also only been doing Spidey shit for 6 months so it's not like he's an expert at it just yet.
 
His computer looks like this.

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It wouldn't make any sense for this Spidey to be able to built his suit.

He's also only been doing Spidey shit for 6 months so it's not like he's an expert at it just yet.

More specificially, it's this:
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The dialogue about how he feels when he doesn't use his power and something bad happens though... that's a total nod to Uncle Ben, right?

yeah, I mean... he's telling Stark how he approaches things and why. why he fights crime.

seeing peter parker and tony stark on the big screen was fucking surreal.
 
His computer looks like this.

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It wouldn't make any sense for this Spidey to be able to built his suit.

Peter's always been fucking poor. Every version of him is dirt-broke. Every one.

It's not like this is Weird Science and he uses the computer to make his suit. Who gives a fuck what his computer looks like. Nobody ever sewed a suit with an Apple II or an Alienware X13 anyway.

I strongly dislike the idea that Spidey isn't really Spidey until Tony Stark blesses him with the Holy Jammies. Not just because it slightly diminishes Peter's ingenuity, but because Fuck Tony Stark.
 
Peter's always been fucking poor. Every version of him is dirt-broke. Every one.

It's not like this is Weird Science and he uses the computer to make his suit. Who gives a fuck what his computer looks like. Nobody ever sewed a suit with an Apple II or an Alienware X13.

I strongly dislike the idea that Spidey isn't really Spidey until Tony Stark blesses him with the Holy Jammies. Not just because it slightly diminishes Peter's ingenuity, but because Fuck Tony Stark.

He way Spidey though. He was doing all the Spider-man things, it's just that his homemade costume was garbage tier.
 
Well, if Tony gives Spidey his suit, does Peter at least design it? Like, the appearance of it? Or is it all Tony thinking, "This will look cool!" instead?
 
Peter's always been fucking poor. Every version of him is dirt-broke. Every one.

It's not like this is Weird Science and he uses the computer to make his suit. Who gives a fuck what his computer looks like. Nobody ever sewed a suit with an Apple II or an Alienware X13 anyway.

I strongly dislike the idea that Spidey isn't really Spidey until Tony Stark blesses him with the Holy Jammies. Not just because it slightly diminishes Peter's ingenuity, but because Fuck Tony Stark.

It was just a suit upgrade, he already had the idea for the lenses and the webshooters
 
Peter's always been fucking poor. Every version of him is dirt-broke. Every one.

It's not like this is Weird Science and he uses the computer to make his suit. Who gives a fuck what his computer looks like. Nobody ever sewed a suit with an Apple II or an Alienware X13.

I strongly dislike the idea that Spidey isn't really Spidey until Tony Stark blesses him with the Holy Jammies.
Not just because it slightly diminishes Peter's ingenuity, but because Fuck Tony Stark.

Not at all how it goes, man. He's Spider-Man, but in some slapped together great. Tony just gives him some new digs. Kid has been putting in work as Spider-Man before Tony talks to him at all..
 
Well, if Tony gives Spidey his suit, does Peter at least design it? Like, the appearance of it? Or is it all Tony thinking, "This will look cool!" instead?

they don't really go into it. Tony says "you need an upgrade" and a few scenes later spidey arrives like you've seen in the trailer

Wait, so Peter had the idea for the web shooters, but hadn't actually made any yet? If so, LAME!

he has already made web shooters. made them him selves. he uses them on Tony when he threatens to tell Aunt May
 
It's very believable that Peter would be able to build the suit himself but he doesn't have the resources. There would have to be a lot of suspension of disbelief to buy that Peter was able to build that suit when he's also digging in the trash to find a DVD player.
 
Wait, so Peter had the idea for the web shooters, but hadn't actually made any yet? If so, LAME!

No, sorry. He used goggles to filter out a lot of senses so he could focus, which is the idea for the moving lenses, which come with the suit upgrade. He already built the webshooters and the fluid himself and had been using them the whole time
 
He's also only been doing Spidey shit for 6 months so it's not like he's an expert at it just yet.

Wait.

So how does Peter fit into everything? Does Tony just recruit a random superhero teen he sees potential in and expects him to put up a fight against Cap and his team?

I'm assuming it makes sense in the movie because ^ that sounds incredibly stupid of Tony.
 
they don't really go into it. Tony says "you need an upgrade" and a few scenes later spidey arrives like you've seen in the trailer

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So maybe Tony just lets Peter loose in Stark R&D or something and we never see it. Peter designs it and makes it, but it is all paid for by Tony.
 
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