Joe Shlabotnik
Banned
This is a prequel. Lightning McQueen is an actual human race car driver and the previous Cars movies were a coma dream he's having after a wreck.
For some reason I thought they'd already released this film years ago.
Considering we don't see any eyes (?), I wonder if it's a nightmare.
The film will focus on Lightning McQueen, now a veteran racer, as he participates in races around America with new-friend Cruz Ramirez, new-enemy Jackson Storm and returning characters such as Mater, Sally and Ramone.
People getting excited about a dark and gritty Cars installment that might follow a horrifically mangled Lightning McQueen slowly attempting to gain use of his tires again after an accident should probably check out the synopsis:
It'll be the standard fare.
The film will focus on Lightning McQueen, now a veteran racer, as he participates in races around America with new-friend Cruz Ramirez, new-enemy Jackson Storm and returning characters such as Mater, Sally and Ramone.
I'd watch it.Lightning McQueen is an actual human race car driver and the previous Cars movies were a coma dream he's having after a wreck.
Wait. If his tire got destroyed, wouldn't that be the equivalent of his losing his arm or his leg mid race?
That's it!Might be, but a very similar incident happened to Doc Hudson prior to the first Cars.
Wait. If his tire got destroyed, wouldn't that be the equivalent of his losing his arm or his leg mid race?
It'll unfortunately just be a dream:
I'd watch it.
Did you watch it? It's a car crash with no dialogue.
Dark and gritty Cars!
I know lots of folks are going to shit on this and (maybe rightfully so) Cars 2, but I am actually curious about this. Cars 1 was a mediocre Pixar, but compared to the average CGI-movie actually quite good, and despite all it's shortcomings, I actually had some fun with Cars 2 (I loved the spy movie angle, though making Mater the main character was a big mistake. It is smart to have a new protagonist in a sequel, as usually the previous one allready made his arc in the original, but Mater was hardly more then anoying comic relief in the original)
in before the avatar quotes
Jesus, I can only imagine how many kids are going to be fucked up by this trailer over the weekend.
"Lightning McQueen is back!"
*enthusiastic cheers of youth*
"HE'S DEAD."
*stunned silence*
"Now please enjoy Disney's Moana."
"THE MOVIE THAT NOBODY WANTED"
"FROM THE COMPANY WHOSE MOVIES KINDA SUCK NOW"
"FROM THE TECH COMPANY WHOSE ONLY PRODUCT IS NOW PHONES WITHOUT HEADPHONE JACKS FOR $700"
"PRESENT CARS 3 - BUY OUR TOYS PLEASE"
the first movie was over 10 years ago so maybe the darker tone is to appeal to those who watched the original at 3-8 years old who are now teenagers.
Jesus, I can only imagine how many kids are going to be fucked up by this trailer over the weekend.
"Lightning McQueen is back!"
*enthusiastic cheers of youth*
"HE'S DEAD."
*stunned silence*
"Now please enjoy Disney's Moana."
I doubt this is what the movie will look like... The cars have no eyes.
This is a kids movie, right?
I hope it touches on some timely subjects.
Black Cars Mater
lightning mcqueen gets old bla bla bla loses the big race bla bla goes on a journey with mater to discover who he is bla bla
Looks awesome. After Cars 2 I'm sure there's no way this turns out bad, if it does then I really do wonder why Pixar continued with it.