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[ScOULaris]

Celebrities are rich, famous, and more-often-than-not very attractive. That being the case, celebrity couples are usually pairings of some of the most beautiful people around. Once in a while, though, you see a celebrity couple that makes you go "WAT?"

I'll start us off with a couple that stuck out to me:

Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez

Sure, he's a talented singer and probably brings some serious Latin heat to the bedroom, but there's no doubt that J-Lo is the one settling in the looks department. Marc's shorter than her, which is a dealbreaker for some women, and he's just generally kind of funny looking. J-Lo is one of the more consistently beautiful female celebrities in pop culture.

Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morisette

I was less surprised when I found out about their breakup than when I found out they were dating/engaged in the first place. Reynolds picked the right time to call it quits, though. Once he got ripped for his role in Blade 3, he realized that he should be out scoring higher-grade tail like Scarlett Johansson.

 

[theignoramus]

Celebrities are rich, famous, and more-often-than-not very attractive. That being the case, celebrity couples are usually pairings of some of the most beautiful people around. Once in a while, though, you see a celebrity couple that makes you go "WAT?"

I'll start us off with a couple that stuck out to me:

Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez

Sure, he's a talented singer and probably brings some serious Latin heat to the bedroom, but there's no doubt that J-Lo is the one settling in the looks department. Marc's shorter than her, which is a dealbreaker for some women, and he's just generally kind of funny looking. J-Lo is one of the more consistently beautiful female celebrities in pop culture.

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[Ryu1999]

Pretty sure someone's going to post Christina Hendricks and Super Trooper, but I just wanted to be first to say she's not my cup of tea

 

[Stet]

Salman Rushdie and anybody.

 

[Chamber]

Marko Jaric and Adrianna Lima

Wish I played basketball.

 

[Messypandas]

Marko Jaric and Adrianna Lima

Wish I played basketball.

Is that guys eyes real? Holy shit. Looks like a south park character

 

[Igo]

That dude from everwood/parks and rec who's married to Anna Faris.

 

[bengraven]

 

[ScOULaris]

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/10/24_jackman_lgl.jpg

What the-? Is that for real?

 

[Jangaroo]

What the-? Is that for real?

Yup. It's funny how if you go on imdb, people are trying to guess what her age is since she keeps it a secret or something.

 

[Goro Majima]

Obligatory:

edit: beaten! worth posting twice anyway.

 

[SimleuqiR]

QUE?

If I had Jackman's looks I would be plowing so many hot Victoria secret models.

 

[ScOULaris]

I remember also being shocked when I saw Junior Dos Santos' wife on one of the UFC Countdown shows.

Yeesh!

 

[bengraven]

What the-? Is that for real?

Yep, you'd be surprised how many handsome actors are married to nasty chicks.

Here's some more of her/them:

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Pretty sure someone's going to post Christina Hendricks and Super Trooper, but I just wanted to be first to say she's not my cup of tea

You're going to need a bigger cup.

 

[John Dunbar]

What the-? Is that for real?

yes. that and the fact that all their kids are adopted makes for a convincing case that jackman has a little secret.

or inner beauty or some such nonsense.

 

[kinggroin]

Marko Jaric and Adrianna Lima

Wish I played basketball.

Ahahahah that can't be real

 

[bengraven]

Shocked this wasn't in the OP or first reply:

Guess people are too young to remember this "scandal".

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

Salman Rushdie and anybody.

What a pimp. That's the real reason he pissed off Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa.

 

[Chinner]

erm which one is elton john?

 

[Xilium]

Salman Rushdie and anybody.

What happened to her arm?

 

[madara]

Who landed Tom Welling? He is very private I believe it was long time high school love?

 

[Hari Seldon]

Jackman's wife has to be extraordinarily rich or something. Jesus christ.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Ahahahah that can't be real

reminds me of that meme

 

[ScOULaris]

What happened to her arm?

She got uppity, so Salman sliced her good.

 

[bengraven]

What a pimp. That's the real reason he pissed off Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa.

I had to rescind my own fatwa when they seperated.

 

[sazabirules]

Who landed Tom Welling? He is very private I believe it was long time high school love?

He married a model.

Some of the couples posted now are matching in attractiveness.

 

[Stet]

What happened to her arm?

She was in a car accident and continued to model, insisting that the scar never be covered. It's her "signature" now.

 

[FStop7]

Hugh Jackman's wife has gotta be a beard.

Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich

 

[Aesius]

Pierce Brosnan and wife. Before and after.

Also Josh Holloway and wife.

 

[SimleuqiR]

I believe Mr. Bond has upgraded

 

[Hari Seldon]

Fame wise they don't match at all, but when you objectively look at it, John Lennon is not very good looking. It is only a mismatch because Lennon could have used his fame to land someone much hotter.

 

[Dyno]

Alot of actors get married before they get mega-big, hence the average looking partners.

Most of them divorce and get massive upgrades from Hollywood. Jim Carrey is a good example.

 

[JBuccCP]

lol

 

[Anerythristic]

So love is blind.

 

[JBuccCP]

I believe Mr. Bond has upgraded

So it's the other way around now.

 

[Shadow780]

Marko Jaric and Adrianna Lima

Wish I played basketball.

To contribute further more:

 

[Alucrid]

I believe Mr. Bond has upgraded

http://thebosh.com/archives/2010/12/26/daniel-craig-rachel.jpg[IMG]

[IMG]http://www.newsmediaimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/daniel-craig-rachel-weiz-newsmediaimages-19102.jpg

Why the fuck is he wearing like 5000 layers?

 

[Dyno]

Why the fuck is he wearing like 5000 layers?

He's a small man. They get cold like women.

 

[SimleuqiR]

Why the fuck is he wearing like 5000 layers?

The coldest blood runs through his veins?

 

[Osietra]

She got uppity, so Salman sliced her good.

Hahahaha

 

[bengraven]

Fame wise they don't match at all, but when you objectively look at it, John Lennon is not very good looking. It is only a mismatch because Lennon could have used his fame to land someone much hotter.

I always thought John Lennon was very good looking, even from a straight man's point of view. All my female friends thought he was uber hot. They're music nerds, though, so I dunno.

I believe Mr. Bond has upgraded

Oh shit, HER? Lucky him then. Or lucky her. Or just both.

Alot of actors get married before they get mega-big, hence the average looking partners.

Most of them divorce and get massive upgrades from Hollywood. Jim Carrey is a good example.

I tried to google his wife, even using her full name, and just get tons of pics of their super hot daughter.

 

[Solo]

He's a small man. They get cold like women.

lol real small

 

[Messypandas]

Why the fuck is he wearing like 5000 layers?

 

[bud]

To contribute further more:

it's like a newborn holding her daddy's finger

are hers hands so small or are his hands so big

 

[Hari Seldon]

it's like a newborn holding her daddy's finger

are hers hands so small or are his hands so big

Holy shit I didn't notice that!

 

[Ultratech]

Seal and Heidi Klum

This one always kinda boggled my mind a bit.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

To contribute further more:

This one kinda makes sense because apparently she's getting plowed by a football player on the side.

 

[Sickboy007]

Speaking of Bonds...

It's too late for that Sean.

 

[bengraven]

Seal and Heidi Klum

This one always kinda boggled my mind a bit.

Chicks dig scars.