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[The Awesomest]

“Why do we have to kill the old one?” he’d asked once.

“What?”

“Why can’t he just…retire, or go away, or…why does the new Sexiest Man Alive have to kill the old one at all?”

“Haven’t you answered your own question?”

http://the-toast.net/2014/11/19/chris-hemsworth-sexiest-man-alive/

 

[Deleted member 325805]

I'd happily trade bodies with him, and bank accounts.

 

[WarAdept]

So out of the 3 Marvel Chris':

Evans, Hemsworth or Pratt?

 

[TacticalFox88]

So out of the 3 Marvel Chris':

Evans, Hemsworth or Pratt?

Evans

 

[MRrogermoore]

never understand sexist man or sexist woman polls etc due to everyone having different like and dislike.

Its a list for the celeb fanboys and fangirls to fap too.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I disagree. He does nothing for me, but I can see his appeal. I prefer his brother Liam.

Liam is the Inferior Hemsworth. His accomplishments:
Dated Miley Cyrus
Was killed on screen by Van Damme
Put into the friend zone by Jennifer Lawrence on film.


While Chris has this:
Is married to a goddess.
Is the God of Thunder
Father to James Tiberius Kirk


Chris wins.

 

[DaveH]

That cover is just people in Marvel films...

People is published by Time. Time was spun off from Time Warner. Time Warner owns DC.

It's all a conspiracy.

 

[Dai101]

So out of the 3 Marvel Chris':

Evans, Hemsworth or Pratt?

Evans. But i like'em both.-

Liam is the Inferior Hemsworth. His accomplishments:
Dated Miley Cyrus
Was killed on screen by Van Damme
Put into the friend zone by Jennifer Lawrence on film.


While Chris has this:
Is married to a goddess.
Is the God of Thunder
Father to James Tiberius Kirk


Chris wins.

You forgot Son of Odin the Allfather.

 

[hateradio]

Rigged.

Is that a Tardis sweater?

His wife is fucking gorgeous, too

Their spawn will be the stuff of legends

Wait that's not Scarlett?

 

[Tidus_Great]

cant disagree he's masculine, good features, 6'4 , ripped but not too skinny.

His face isn't on the same level as prime brad pritt though.

 

[y2dvd]

I want to try and lift his hammer. =X

 

[jb1234]

He's damned hot. I wouldn't say no.

 

[Oblivion]

Not much to complain about honestly. Few dudes can compare with that physique in Hollywood. Only ones that come to mind are Chris Evans (though his face could be better) and Charlie Hunnam.

His wife is fucking gorgeous, too

Their spawn will be the stuff of legends

Holy toledo. The man's got great taste in boobs.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Evans. But i like'em both.-

You forgot Son of Odin the Allfather.

And Hemsworth was on Dancing With the Stars many years ago.

 

[overcast]

Makes sense for sure.

 

[JDSN]

That cover is one Nathan Fillon and one E.T-looking no-chin british overrated dude from having all the five actors that Gaf knows.

 

[SJRB]

Chriss Pratt on that cover looks like a heavily photoshopped Johnny Drama.

 

[Ratrat]

another actor. can't they at least pretend to choose from other fields or something?

Adam Levine was last years man...

 

[Hours Left]

100% yes. (Love the Marvel dominance on the cover.)

Naysayers need to have all ocular facilities checked. Like, I get personal preference and all that jazz, but for some people to say that he is not attractive from even a subjective level is pretty much crazy. He is a beautiful specimen of manhood.

You posted the wrong pic.

Good (thunder) god in heaven! <3

 

[Xamdou]

Liam is the Inferior Hemsworth. His accomplishments:
Dated Miley Cyrus
Was killed on screen by Van Damme
Put into the friend zone by Jennifer Lawrence on film.


While Chris has this:
Is married to a goddess.
Is the God of Thunder
Father to James Tiberius Kirk


Chris wins.

Forgot he was Jim's father in the Star Trek reboot!

Chris Hemsworth has had legendary roles that will cement him in the halls of film history.

 

[Hours Left]

So out of the 3 Marvel Chris':

Evans, Hemsworth or Pratt?

All three. At once.

 

[WinFonda]

between Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, and Chris Pratt... I predict Chrises will reign supreme in baby name charts in the coming years

 

[Rayis]

I can't choose between Chris' they're all insanely attractive, but good pick with Hemsworth, he captivated the world as Thor.

 

[WarAdept]

I can't choose between Chris' they're all insanely attractive, but good pick with Hemsworth, he captivated the world as Thor.

You must choose!

 

[MisterGrey3000]

^^^^
Lawd

You posted the wrong pic.

This gif makes me giggle like a school girl.

 

[Neoxon]

Should have been Chris Pratt, the GAF Bromance of the Year.

 

[Ratrat]

So out of the 3 Marvel Chris':

Evans, Hemsworth or Pratt?

Pine is better looking than those 3.

 

[studyguy]

I can never take Pratt seriously after parks and rec

 

[Zeyphersan]

I think I'm going to go rewatch Rush and jerk off

 

[TAJ]

Good-looking dude. But is it just me or is his torso freakishly long?

 

[G_Berry]

His wife is fucking gorgeous, too

Their spawn will be the stuff of legends

She's got a mad bod too. A quick Google search will produce tasty nudes.

 

[HeelPower]

He's a good looking dude, but Chris Pratt is sexier.

Chris Hemsworth looks like an alpha male that doesn't exist in real life.He looks exotic.

Chris Pratt is a super ordinary looking guy.You can see people that look that like him everyday on the street... Nothing eye catching.

I get it if people love his personality but his face and body are very average.

But beauty is super subjective,however.

 

[matrix-cat]

They got the wrong Marvel Chris.

 

[Phat Michael]

Chris Hemsworth looks like an alpha male that doesn't exist in real life.He looks exotic.

Chris Pratt is a super ordinary looking guy.You can see people that look that like him everyday on the street... Nothing eye catching.

I get it if people love his personality but his face and body are very average.

But beauty is super subjective,however.

That is what the average male looks like to you?

 

[Zeyphersan]

I think this thread convinced me to start really going to the gym

 

[t26]

Liam is better. Or Chris Pratt (although he's severely losing his hair and has a hairpiece in Jurassic World, right?).

I just realised there's a dearth of top tier hot young American actors. Who else is there besides Chris Pratt? I haven't had much sleep so maybe I'm forgetting a whole bunch.

Paul Rudd

 

[neorej]

I can agree to this, although Pratt is still my favorite MCU Chris.

 

[HeelPower]

Examples of incredibly beautiful people(imo) Chris Pratt's looks are not competitive in the world of hollywood.

He looks good but doesn't stand out...Its an opinion anyway so take with it half a grain of salt.

 

[Evo X]

Hey People Magazine, I think you meant to write Henry Cavill. I'll give you a chance to correct this mistake.

 

[Josh with a J]

Wait, what place did I get?

 

[WesternHeretic]

His wife is fucking gorgeous, too

Their spawn will be the stuff of legends

Damn she's hot.

 

[itsgreen]

That's sexist.

 

[hamchan]

Can't disagree. That scene in Thor 1 when he first took off his shirt was the most shocking part of that movie. Audible excitement in the cinema when that happened.

 

[TheKaeptain]

between Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, and Chris Pratt... I predict Chrises will reign supreme in baby name charts in the coming years

that's not how it works. Prepare for Thors, Steves, and Peters all over the place.

 

[Sajjaja]

But wasn't there another sexiest man alive last year? Wouldn't that mean it's the sexist man of the year? That last sexiest man alive is still alive. And before that. And before that. I mean, this guy was alive when they were alive too so does that mean that he is not the sexiest man alive just like the one before him? And before him?

Am I right? Am I right?

Spoiler

What's the deal with airplane food?

 

[HeelPower]

That is what the average male looks like to you?

ok that was obviously wrong to say.

He isn't average nor is he not handsome.He looks great.

But I just don't think there's anything that stands out about his facial features when compared to actors.

He looks good.In a very familiar way I guess ?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Pretty indifferent about this tbh. I've always preferred his brother Liam.

 

[TheKaeptain]

There's a dude on gaf that looks just like Star-Lord.

 

[Ratrat]

Yes.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

That Chris Hemsworth is so dreamy.