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[Slayven]

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/02/22/chyana-to-star-in-she-hulk-xxx-jean-valjean-as-thor-xxx/

With the record breaking smash release of Star Wars XXX, it’s time for director and producer Axel Braun to turn his attention back to comics. And the two latest porn parody productions coming from Vivid Video are She Hulk XXX and Thor XXX. And yet again, they are being created by people with

Wrestler-turned-porn star Chyna will play Jennifer Walters, the She Hulk, and is joined (literally in some cases) by Gracie Glam, Lexie Belle, Jennifer Dark, Nicole Aniston, Alexis Texas, Mark Wood, Alec Knight, Alan Staford, Ryan Driller, Dale Dabone and Eric Masterson.

Hang on, Eric Masterson was Thor at one point right? Or Thunderstrike at least?

While Thor XXX stars Jean Valjean, with other charactrs including The Enchantress and The Executioner. The cast includes Jessie Andrew, Kimberly Kane, Julia Ann, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tommy Pistol, Mark Davis, Dick Chibbles and Dick Delaware.

Filming in Los Angeles will take place in March, Bleeding Cool has been invited to the set. Sadly, that’s a little to far to travel for London. But if anyone fancies the assignment…?

Lexi as Jazinda? I could get behind that.

 

[The Lamonster]

They just keep on coming.

 

[Slayven]

They just keep on coming.

They are the only porn that sells nowadays.

 

[jmdajr]

..

I see

 

[Anth0ny]

Chyna

Good choice.

Nonetheless,

 

[freenudemacusers]

China is going all in on this stuff huh? Should be a marvel vs capcom XXX feature. You know someone wants it.

 

[Pimpbaa]

She-Hulk is hot, Chyna is not.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Nicole Bass not available?

 

[Guevara]

This is actually a role that makes sense for Chyna; that said, no thanks.

 

[James Woods]

Alexis Texas face is starting to look a little busted . She's been in an astronomical amount of porn though.

 

[Slayven]

Alexis Texas face is starting to look a little busted . She's been in an astronomical amount of porn though.

We need to study erosion rates of balls to the face.

 

[I H8 Memes]

Nicole Bass not available?

I've seen people mention this name before, but I've never seen a picture of her.

 

[Slayven]

I've seen people mention this name before, but I've never seen a picture of her.

And your life is better for it.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

China is going all in on this stuff huh? Should be a marvel vs capcom XXX feature. You know someone wants it.

Tweet one of the companies, Extreme Comic did a couple or Axel Braun.

They might just do it. I'm actually surprised that more video game adapt..parodies haven't been done.

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

She-Hulk is hot, Chyna is not.

Just saw recent pics, she as had work done. Normally I'm against such a thing but, me gusta.

 

[DangerStepp]

I've seen people mention this name before, but I've never seen a picture of her.

There's some sort of bannable meme from back in the day concerning her.

 

[Patryn]

And your life is better for it.

Careful. Nicole Bass used to be a bannable offense.

 

[McNei1y]

She-Hulk is hot, Chyna is not.

I was going to say something against this but I had to look up pictures to see what she looks like recently... Yeah, I don't really like it either.

 

[Hero]

Wait, Chyna does porn now? What the hell? How long has that been going on and why? Things didn't pan out for her after WWE?

What the hell does she look like now?

 

[Slayven]

Wait, Chyna does porn now? What the hell? How long has that been going on and why? Things didn't pan out for her after WWE?

What the hell does she look like now?

She did one porn movie years ago with Xpac and then she became a E list celebrity. It wasn't till recently that her porn career really took off.

 

[jmdajr]

Wait, Chyna does porn now? What the hell? How long has that been going on and why? Things didn't pan out for her after WWE?

What the hell does she look like now?

She looks more like a women now honestly. But she's just not there mentally..

 

[filler]

Has that Buck Angel chick ever done a scene with a dude?

 

[Lonestar]

Justice League's been done, time for the Avengers.

 

[King Of Fuh]

Dick Chibbles

I think this is my new all time favourite porn name.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

I think this is my new all time favourite porn name.

He also played Chewie recently.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Star Wars already came out? Cant believe I missed that one.

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

It's weird, I'm re-watching the Attitude era of WWF and I've just got to the start of 99 and she was main eventing the last RAW I watched.

It's kinda sad to see her taking it up the pooper in porn now.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Buff chicks on normal chicks is pretty alright. Better be some lesbians.

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

She did a lesbo scene in her last one.

She's not that buff anymore though. She just looks like an middle aged woman with fake tits now.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Star Wars already came out? Cant believe I missed that one.

Yep, apparently rather recently.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Hmm...

After looking up on wikipedia, she is indeed a porn star now, starring in her first role in "Backdoor to Chyna"

 

[Pein]

Buff chicks on normal chicks is pretty alright. Better be some lesbians.

that sounds kinda awesome. I need to go research this matter some more.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

I've never watched one of these porn parodies before. Do they even try to have some semblance of a plot?

 

[Dai101]

 

[Captain Pants]

Dick Chibbles is officially the best pornstar name ever.

 

[the chris]

They just keep on coming.

Much like Chyna, I am not touching that one.

 

[Gnub]

No mention of Alexis Texas in the title? She deserves top billing!

 

[AzureNightmare]

would be a better choice than Chyna.

 

[Dicer]

would be a better choice than Chyna.

Well, no shit but she doesn't take dick for money...so you get what you get and you don't get upset.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

would be a better choice than Chyna.

Well, get her hooked on drugs, fail at everything, let simmer for 10 years, and you got yourself a porn actress.

This didn't happen overnight.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Nicole Bass not available?

Is Nicole Bass still alive?

 

[SteveWinwood]

would be a better choice than Chyna.

No shit sherlock, but it ain't gonna happen.

 

[Keyser Soze]

In truth, anyone would be a better choice than Chyna. That is 6 Billion better people to choose from. What a terrible mistake.

 

[clemenx]

Jewels Jade would be excellent for She-Hulk. Chyna is gross.

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

I'm rereading the somethingawful 1 night in Chyna review and my GAWD1 Give this man a nobel peace prize.

 

[ReiGun]

The mental image of a naked Chyna covered in green paint is a special kind of boner-killer. It's almost unreal.

 

[Ferrio]

Has that Buck Angel chick ever done a scene with a dude?

Yes, easily findable too.

 

[AzureNightmare]

No shit sherlock, but it ain't gonna happen.

Can't a man dream?

 

[akira28]

Hmmm....

I agree, they could probably do better. But oh, well. Someone's gotta do it.

There's always the chance of a sequel. They could do a casting call for female fitness models over 6' tall.

 

[Urban Scholar]

Why am I not surprised the OP of all people I know on GAF would post this.