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After the phenomenal success of BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY, Vivid Entertainment and director Axel Braun are taking on the Man of Steel in SUPERMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY. Starring Ryan Driller in the title role, with Andy San Dimas as Lois Lane, Alexis Texas as Miss Teschmacher, Lexi Belle, Kristina Rose, Zoe Voss, Dale DaBone, Evan Stone, Alec Knight, Ben English, Dick Chibbles, and Eric Masterson as the evil Lex Luthor.

Available on DVD and Blu-ray in January 2011 from Vivid Entertainment.

Honestly doesn't look that bad to me... like your typical Sci-Fi Channel movie. Except you know that flight attendant's gonna get nailed. Comic Book Movie also has some "on the set" pictures up on their site (again, all SFW), and they can be seen HERE. There was a behind-the-scenes video on Youtube but it got removed.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

there was a Batman one of these, wasn't there? how was that, GAF?

Spoiler

because I KNOW a bunch of you mothafuckas know

 

[SabinFigaro]

Never with mortals, they're too fragile.

 

[DominoKid]

bet money this sucks ass.

it wont be near as good as the Batman one.

 

[Talon]

there was a Batman one of these, wasn't there? how was that, GAF?

Spoiler

because I KNOW a bunch of you mothafuckas know

Deflection, eh?

 

[siddx]

Probably be better than Superman Returns.

 

[Aselith]

there was a Batman one of these, wasn't there? how was that, GAF?

Spoiler

because I KNOW a bunch of you mothafuckas know

Pretty good. I've only watched bits and pieces of it P) but it seemed pretty solid. I've got to say though the Batman TV series was easier to parody because it always had poor production values. They really should do one based on the Lou Ferrigno Hulk. I'm sure thay would be easy pickins too.

The best part by far was that they went for a more "natural" look on their ladies.

So, motherfuckin what if I just reviewed a porno.

 

[brandonh83]

bet money this sucks ass.

nice

 

[MisterHero]

Sounds sexy

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Will watch to see Lexi Belle get plowed by The Man of Steel.

 

[Lebron]

Probably be better than Superman Returns.

I have no doubt

 

[BudokaiMR2]

Should be a Spider-man one where the girl dies of cancer at the end.

 

[Aselith]

Should be a Spider-man one where the girl dies of cancer at the end.

More like dies after swallowing too much semen.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Deflection, eh?

:lol, no it was an honest question. I just remember vaguely a thread like this about a Batman movie. Dunno if it ever came out...but if anyone knows, GAF would.

More like dies after swallowing too much semen.

would it not be more logical if her semen intake actually resulted in her gaining superpowers of her own, thus setting up a proper sequel?

 

[Lebron]

:lol, no it was an honest question. I just remember vaguely a thread like this about a Batman movie. Dunno if it ever came out...but if anyone knows, GAF would.

It wasn't bad, actually

 

[Spike Spiegel]

:lol, no it was an honest question. I just remember vaguely a thread like this about a Batman movie. Dunno if it ever came out...but if anyone knows, GAF would.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=394429

 

[lightless_shado]

Fuck. FUUUUCK.

I can't wait for this. I'm sure they've also got a green lantern parody in the works.

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

bet money this sucks ass.

it wont be near as good as the Batman one.

well, its Superman so...

 

[gblues]

bet money this sucks ass.

it wont be near as good as the Batman one.

Don't see Sasha Grey in the cast list, so I think you might lose that bet.

 

[Father_Brain]

There's a slightly-less-SFW teaser online for Wonder Woman XXX... which is actually a ripoff of Vivid's superhero series made by a smaller porn company. :lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

the Dark Knight porno parody is going to be done by Nolan himself. It's in his contract with DC as Czar of the Batman franchise.

 

[Father_Brain]

the Dark Knight porno parody is going to be done by Nolan himself.

It's actually already been made, and it's two DVDs long.

 

[lightless_shado]

Don't see Sasha Grey in the cast list, so I think you might lose that bet.

Spoiler

Cum

shots fired.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

There's a slightly-less-SFW teaser online for Wonder Woman XXX... which is actually a ripoff of Vivid's superhero series made by a smaller porn company. :lol

That actually looks really, really bad. Like "normal porn" bad.

 

[temp]

Why was Superman riding an airplane?

 

[WordAssassin]

Lol the negative space in Superman's chest S makes a penis

 

[Bad_Boy]

Why was Superman riding an airplane?

hiding his identity?

though i want to know how he got out with no one noticing.

 

[Koodo]

Dude is supremely ugly and not the well-endowed hunky bear I was expecting.

 

[JaseC]

Lexi Belle has been in just about every one of these. :lol

Spoiler

This is a good thing.

 

[Medalion]

Instead of an S, it's X on his chest... he's an X-Man!

 

[dreamcastmaster]

She's never survive a supercumshot.

 

[DMczaf]

the Dark Knight porno parody is going to be done by Nolan himself. It's in his contract with DC as Czar of the Batman franchise.

Nolan won't do it until IMAX can make quieter cameras.

 

[Tobor]

Looks better than Smallville.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Yay Alexis Texas!

 

[canadian crowe]

More like dies after swallowing too much semen.

I think you mean 'webbing'.

 

[G-Fex]

Let me guess, Kryptonite cock rings?

 

[fallengorn]

Are we in a golden age of porn parodies?

 

[wenis]

I can't wait for the Justice League movie.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Ass GAF

Gigi Rivera and Jacia Stevens get!

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Looks better than Smallville.

That's a damn good bait post.

 

[Medalion]

It's hard to argue... I've been wanting Clark to fly as supes for ages nao

 

[Tokubetsu]

Pretty good. I've only watched bits and pieces of it P) but it seemed pretty solid. I've got to say though the Batman TV series was easier to parody because it always had poor production values. They really should do one based on the Lou Ferrigno Hulk. I'm sure thay would be easy pickins too.

The best part by far was that they went for a more "natural" look on their ladies.

So, motherfuckin what if I just reviewed a porno.

No shame bro. Porn-Gaffers are here and we're proud.

 

[dvdjamm]

Dale DaBone,lol

 

[Jay Sosa]

Sold the second blonde Lexi in a stewardess outfit walked in.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Sold the second blonde Lexi in a stewardess outfit walked in.

yup

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

there was a Batman one of these, wasn't there? how was that, GAF?

Spoiler

because I KNOW a bunch of you mothafuckas know

It was awesome, watch it

Also Batfxxx is pretty good, if only for the girly Robin and Poison Ivy.

 

[jorma]

well i reckon they can't be worse than the original superman movies.

 

[DieH@rd]

Justice Laeague XXX just begs to be made. :lol

 

[WrikaWrek]

Same production values as Smallville.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

I have no doubt

first quote on the youtube link seems to concur these sentiments.