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This AIN'T Smallville XXX
Damn, actually a pretty decent ringer for Kreuk.
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Breaking Bad XXX An Adult Parody
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Damn, actually a pretty decent ringer for Kreuk.
Good stuff. I would watch it but it'd be hard to go back to the show (same reason I haven't watched FFXIII related hentai stuff because reconciling the two might make my head explode as I have yet to finish the game, lol).
In one of her scenes (think it was bj races or something ;P) she said that she doesn't like brushing teeth o__0
In one of her scenes (think it was bj races or something ;P) she said that she doesn't like brushing teeth o__0
FantasticMrFoxdie
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I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKERS
The Hermit
Member
ahahah, so perfect!
Not sure those were her exact words. She said she hadn't brushed her teeth that morning or something. Still pretty gross.
Would still let her
No straight person with a libido would turn her down. I've always have had my doubts about her age. She's always looked under-age to me.
Fantastical
Death Prophet
That was a pretty weak parody.
The Anti-Monitor
Banned
I'm not a fan of blowjob scenes so that never happened.
Aren't you a female Homosapien? I don't know if many women actually enjoy giving BJs. You'd rather prefer cunnilingus.
PS: I am of the belief that if a girl does down on you, you owe to yourself to go down on her.
ChubbyHuggs
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Will watch for Chanel Preston.
Devolution
Member
I enjoy giving bjs.
The Anti-Monitor
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Yeah, that's not the issue, it's a matter of "Better stuff to watch when you're gonna masturbate".
I came from a pretty sexually conservative culture before I moved to Canada. And so in the beginning I kind of found it demeaning to women. But then I discovered cunnilingus and thought, "Hmm... this should restore balance". My belief system and perspective have changed dramatically since then. I don't view loss of chastity as loss of character moral or exercising certain fetishes that don't directly contribute to impregnation as dirty (if personally weird). It would be hypocritical of me to say otherwise. I may even be more of a moral nihilist today than I'd ever would have imagined. However, I still am an ardent believer that if a woman lovingly goes down on you for your pleasure then you owe it to yourself and her to return the favour. As an empathetic individual, it turns me on more when I see a women writhe in ecstasy as much as gal giving deepthroat.
Women generally do more in a serious relationship than men and it sickens me when I hear things like, "she's a cocksucker". I absolutely believe it to be the female right to expect cunnilingus in return for blowjob unless of course your vagina smells like fish or are having other leakage issues down there.
EdibleExplosives
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The only thing missing is Jesse. I'd pay big bucks for a Skyler/Jesse porno.
MWS Natural
Member
Do people actually watch the dialogue? I usually just skip to the sex scenes in these types of movies.
I always skip through Breaking Bad. I only watch those sweet ass cooking scenes.
Oooooh yeah, keep it going...
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Saw the female cast list.
biggersmaller
Banned
The Trek porn is no parody. This is fan service. Obviously they had limited resources, but someone took that shit seriously.
BTW - do we need a general porn parody thread? I'm thinking yes.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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billy beane
Banned
We need a pornstar recommendation thread too.
Definitely. I'm losing track of all the new performers.
I love how every thread involving porn turns results in posters asking for recommendations.
current top 5
Andy San Dimas
Amia Miley
April O'Neil
Victoria Lawson
Paige Turnah
Andy San Dimas
Amia Miley
April O'Neil
Victoria Lawson
Paige Turnah
But...but Lexi Belle!
She's fallen so hard lately... She isn't doing it for me anymore. after watching Chanel Preston - Chanels Dirty Secrets I feel like my porn collection is complete.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Baconsammy
Banned
Ranks up there with Everybody Loves Reamin'
It happened. Accept it.
The stuff in Ghostbusters XXX was genuinely amusing.
AlimNassor
Banned
Breaking Dicks. A chemistry teacher learns he has terminal prostate cancer. Realizing he could not afford the Chemo he decides to become a pornographer. With his former partner Jesse together they become partners in sex, and fuck their way to the top of the New Mexico porno industry.
FantasticMrFoxdie
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polyh3dron
Banned
Hey.
pelicansurf
Needs a Holiday on Gallifrey
Saw the female cast list.
Awesome, perhaps. Tight? Definitely not.
What episode is this from?
Fantastical
Death Prophet
I'm just surprised by how weak this parody is. 
I EXPECT HIGHER QUALITY FOR MY PORN PARODIES DAMNIT!
They didn't even throw a milf in there for Skyler or Marie did they? Did I miss Jesse somewhere?
You know what, Breaking Bad is kind of male dominated. And there aren't any younger women on the show except Jesse's girlfriends.
I EXPECT HIGHER QUALITY FOR MY PORN PARODIES DAMNIT!They didn't even throw a milf in there for Skyler or Marie did they? Did I miss Jesse somewhere?
You know what, Breaking Bad is kind of male dominated. And there aren't any younger women on the show except Jesse's girlfriends.
Oh my god is this a real thing?
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