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[off duty ninja]

Hi Friends,

My name is off duty ninja and I have a problem. I like posts. No, no. I don't just like posts, I them. A lot. Twitter, NeoGAF, iMessage, where ever I have the opportunity to let someone know I like their message, I do it.

I'm sure some of you are thinking it's because I want likes myself and sure, that's probably part of it. The truth is it sometimes feels like some weird new form of anxiety though. Sometimes I want to like a post I disagree with because it's so absurd but I am afraid it will appear as an endorsement.

Likewise, there are times where a post might contain content I wholeheartedly agree with but it may be right along side more content that I abhor. I don't want to be seen as endorsing something that I don't.

Of course I could write a post to clarify things but have you read my posts lately? I'm not exactly the most articulate human around. Usually I just write a bunch of words, realize that they are complete gibberish rather than conveying my actual thoughts and feelings on a topic, and delete them if the reply box will let me.

Do any of you folks have the same problem? Anybody here a super serial liker like me? Any other weird anxieties, fears or other social phobias driving your behavior?

EDIT: and yes, I tagged myself.

 

[TrainedRage]

I like you. You are a righteous dude!


Now please like this post. Or my opinion of you will drop faster than the current markets.

 

[Catphish]

 

[Musky_Cheese]

If you have the option to dislike, are you a serial disliker?

 

[off duty ninja]

I just remembered the main reason I like posts is because I am usually LTTP and many folks have said what I wanted more clearly than I ever could anyways.

I like you. You are a righteous dude!


Now please like this post. Or my opinion of you will drop faster than the current markets.

There you go.

Thanks for posting too, I swear I didn't set this thread up JUST for the likes.

 

[J-Roderton]

Swear I read that as "killer."

Shmoke 'em if you got 'em.

 

[off duty ninja]

If you have the option to dislike, are you a serial disliker?

I try not to be but the pnly platform I use with a dislike is iMessage and my wife would KILL me if I disliked any of her messages.

I would like a dislike button to be added here but at the same time I think I would feel bad if I overused it. it would definitely open my options anxiety-wise and give me more to worry about so there's that.

 

[J-Roderton]

You have been visited by the great Off Duty Ninja of likes.
Like this post within 0.129873 seconds to receive many great likes and fortune

 

[Deleted member 713885]

I read this as 'serial killer' and instantly thought we had the best confession thread of all time lol

 

[haxan7]

Also read serial killer. Then I saw liker and I was like meh I'll open it anyway, but I was REALLY hoping for some serial killer talk.

 

[off duty ninja]

Also read serial killer. Then I saw liker and I was like meh I'll open it anyway, but I was REALLY hoping for some serial killer talk.

Maybe someday, if my condition continues or worsens.

At first it was just the likes but it wasn't enough. I had to find another way to reverse-feed my ego so I branched out. I started drawing on things I like. Next I escalated to sticking my right in people's faces when I overheard something funny in the checkout line. Before I knew it I thought something was so funny that I just couldn't stop. over and over, right in their face until all that was left was a bloody mess. It felt so good that I myself to death.

BOOM!

Murder Suicide

 

[Cunth]

Like fishing thread. I like it

 

[wipeout364]

Leave a five star review
and I’ll leave you one too
Can’t knock the hustle.

 

[off duty ninja]

Leave a five star review
and I’ll leave you one too
Can’t knock the hustle.

Love the avatar!!

 

[Papa]

Very nice, I like.

 

[haxan7]

Very nice, I like.

Who is this a picture of? Is it you? I burn for you my love...

 

[Papa]

Who is this a picture of? Is it you? I burn for you my love...

My name a Borat

 

[Papa]

I wonder if mods have stats on who gives out the most likes per post.

 

[haxan7]

I wonder if mods have stats on who gives out the most likes per post.

stop trying to change the subject from our love

 

[Papa]

stop trying to change the subject from our love

Oh haxan, give me your man seed.

 

[haxan7]

Oh haxan, give me your man seed.

ok

 

[wipeout364]

Love the avatar!!

Yeah but you like everything

 

[nkarafo]

I too read this as Serial Killer.

 

[Sub_Level]

Read title as serial killer and thought i was posting in a legendary thread.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Sometimes I think Cunth likes my comments to punish my snark and sardonicism.

 

[plushyp]

How did I miss this glorious thread?

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

I like my 'likes' how haxan7 likes his prostitutes ... cheap and dirty.

Give it to me, Ninja.

 

[HeadsUp7Up]

I think every forum should have a "Like" button for posts. No point in clogging up the thread with a ton of quoted replies just to say, "this", "^", ".", etc. just so folks can pad their post count.

 

[Airola]

Also read it as "serial killer" and went on reading the full first post thinking it's about that.

 

[haxan7]

I like my 'likes' how haxan7 likes his prostitutes ... cheap and dirty.

Give it to me, Ninja.

I have not banged a prostitute yet and I don't plan to.

Spoiler

 

[Papa]

I have not banged a prostitute yet and I don't plan to.

Spoiler

Is now a good time to tell you that I used to be a prostitute?

Spoiler

 

[haxan7]

Is now a good time to tell you that I used to be a prostitute?

Spoiler

 

[Melon]