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Can someone avatarize this beautiful creation for me? Pretty plz.
 
BladeoftheImmortal said:
Damn son, the conservatives worship reagan like jesus.
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They worship every Republican president. Big pictures of W. were common in Sunday School classrooms a few years ago.
And when there's a Republican in office, they tell libruls to respect their president. "If you don't like it here, go somewhere else." (Funny how they stop believing that when immigrants to the U.S. are involved.* "Make your own country better instead of coming here.")
Then when a Democrat is in office, they shit all over him.




*or when a Democrat is in the White House, lol
 
Wow conservapedia too crazy to be true. Apparently Star Trek is number 13 of the Greatest Conservative TV Shows

Star Trek: emphasized morality, honor, abiding by a strict code of conduct, and problem solving in a science fiction setting that inspired real world innovations; a strong cultural celebration of excellence. Portrayed the Cold War struggle as a conflict between the democratic Federation (USA) and the authoritarian, collectivist Klingons (the Soviet Union), correctly forecast the eventual winner.
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And that magazine cover is super creepy.
 
Drinkel said:
Wow conservapedia too crazy to be true. Apparently Star Trek is number 13 of the Greatest Conservative TV Shows



And that magazine cover is super creepy.
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The talk-page to the Star Trek entry is hilarious:
The Federation was an extremely socialist government, to the point where the very concept of money was downright offensive to humans. Furthermore, the only "capitalist" race in Star Trek--the Ferengi--started off as villains in the early TNG episodes before becoming comic relief pn DS9. --[[User:AdamDiscordia|Yours in Christ, Adam Discordia]] 00:08, 26 May 2011 (EDT)

Sounds like Star Trek should be downgraded to "Debatable Whether Conservative." Please feel free to move it ... but "Trekies" may not like that!--Andy Schlafly 00:26, 26 May 2011 (EDT)

Aye. They got rid of money. TOS was actually started off as a protest of war and the US involvement in foreign affairs. That's why the "Prime Directive" is to not interfere with other cultures. Ayzmo 20:38, 4 October 2011 (EDT)

I could and should write a major critique of Star Trek as not only being anti-Conservative but anti-American. Also anti-Common Sense. Star Trek has many episodes that cater to the worries of the Left, from overpopulation to gay rights, but more so is that it is the future according to the Left. This is their idealized vision of the future. Where there is no famine, no poverty, no greed. Everyone works to "better oneself." What they don't explain is how and why. Liberalism, in various forms, is replete throughout the franchise. I could easily do an article about it. --Wayfinder 20:00, 8 December 2011 (EST)
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I know this have been said already but holy shit I can't believe this is real. That part about looking back at Reagan's presidency cracked me up. Where can I read this gem?
 
I am also amused that they have an abstinence works article 3 pages away from why the unborn have to be protected. Bang up job by the editor.
 
Anticitizen One said:
Isn't the number of conservatives shrinking with each passing generation? Seems like a tough sell
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The USA and other countries go through cycles. Big social/cultural changes lead to increase in conservatives. Probably a reaction to changes and a chance for people to accept the changes and for society to stabilize.
I'll bet the early humans got real conservative when the glaciers started moving in.
 
Kinyou said:
Those two teens are totally banging each other.
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If not, send blue eyed girl to me. We can make more blonde+blue eyed babies!

Seriously: This is why you don't have a two party system. Everything can be reduced to us vs them, our truth vs their lies. Facts? Who needs them!
 
Binabik15 said:
If not, send blue eyed girl to me. We can make more blonde+blue eyed babies!

Seriously: This is why you don't have a two party system. Everything can be reduced to us vs them, our truth vs their lies. Facts? Who needs them!
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It's no different in a multi-party system. Our (Netherlands) government is made up of a coalitions of at least three party's, leaving the other 5 to 7 or so in the opposition. Nothing ever gets done because the entire time they have to make compromises to appease the opposition, who uses each and every opportunity to try and make the current government fall.

4 years later (or less if the opposition succeeds in destabilizing the goverment) some others get a go at ruling and nothing ever changes.

Well, maybe they change some laws to increase income from citizens, but that's about it.

Question of picking the lesser evil I guess, I doubt one is much better then the other at any rate.
 
Aiii said:
It's no different in a multi-party system. Our (Netherlands) government is made up of a coalitions of at least three party's, leaving the other 5 to 7 or so in the opposition. Nothing ever gets done because the entire time they have to make compromises to appease the opposition, who uses each and every opportunity to try and make the current government fall.

4 years later (or less if the opposition succeeds in destabilizing the goverment) some others get a go at ruling and nothing ever changes.

Well, maybe they change some laws to increase income from citizens, but that's about it.

Question of picking the lesser evil I guess, I doubt one is much better then the other at any rate.
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That's not what I meant, though.

Look at Fox News. Look at the shit Republicans like to spout during their election cycles. There are so many flat-out lies that just go uncommented or, if somebody dares challenge them, that criticism is brushed away with "lying partisan commie hippie socialist Muslin!".

If somebody lied THAT boldy here in Germany the other parties would go into a frenzy and even coalition partners are sometimes at each other's throaths over stupid remarks.
 
shadyspace said:
Reagan did more harm to black America than any single man in the history of the universe.
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.............WAT

wikipedia said:
According to Paul Kengor, author of God and Ronald Reagan, Reagan had a particularly strong faith in the goodness of people, which stemmed from the optimistic faith of his mother, Nelle,[8] and the Disciples of Christ faith,[8] which he was baptized into in 1922.[9] For the time, Reagan was unusual in his opposition to racial discrimination, and recalled a time in Dixon when the local inn would not allow black people to stay there. Reagan brought them back to his house, where his mother invited them to stay the night and have breakfast the next morning.
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Just because he hated ghetto losers doesn't mean he hated black people
 
Binabik15 said:
That's not what I meant, though.

Look at Fox News. Look at the shit Republicans like to spout during their election cycles. There are so many flat-out lies that just go uncommented or, if somebody dares challenge them, that criticism is brushed away with "lying partisan commie hippie socialist Muslin!".

If somebody lied THAT boldy here in Germany the other parties would go into a frenzy and even coalition partners are sometimes at each other's throaths over stupid remarks.
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Fair enough. Geert Wilders tells the prime minister to "act normal, man!" in a debate and the next three hours of the debate then indeed are all the other party leaders telling him to have some damn respect and him going "Lol, made the headlines again suckers".

So yeah, that's better.
 
Anticitizen One said:
That michael reagan guy is such a fraud. He isn't even Reagan's real son.
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I'm sure you mean well and I don't wish to derail this topic, but as a brother to two adopted people I must say I'm a littlebit offended by people claiming adopted children are somehow less then biological children.

My brothers are no more or less then I am to my parents or to me. The kids they have are as precious to me and my parents as anyone elses nieces and nephews are to them.

They are, in every sense except the biological one, my flesh and blood. As far as I'm concerned, the fact that Michael Reagan was adopted doesn't make him any less of a son to Ronald then his biological kids are.
 
Just read the "Homosexuality and obesity" article on Conservopedia, this shit is horrendous.
Can't believe grown adults are spending time writing these poor troll-bait articles and claiming them as factual.
 
CrunchyFrog said:
This mag is weird propaganda sure. I've never understood the hate for the abstinence argument though. If you don't wanna have kids the most surefire way to do it is by not having sex. Not the world's fault you can't keep it in your pants.
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The problem is when people want only abstinence to be taught, and nothing else. So basically what happens is people go "Well shit, I really want to have sex now, but condoms are evil, so I won't use them while I'm having sex tonight."


It's basically telling people they don't need to use fireproofing on a house because all they need to do is not own a stove.
 
FyreWulff said:
The problem is when people want only abstinence to be taught, and nothing else. So basically what happens is people go "Well shit, I really want to have sex now, but condoms are evil, so I won't use them while I'm having sex tonight.".
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Plus, and that's the irony of it all: the more comprehensive sexual education there is given to young people (i.e. including recommendation of condome use), 1) the later they start intiating in sexual activity, 2) the less sexual partners they have and 3) the increased usage of condoms occurs.

http://data.unaids.org/pub/outlook/2010/20100713_outlook_youngpeople_en.pdf

Basically, reality proves the opposite of all the 'worst case myths' conservatives come up with.
 
EmCeeGramr said:
The article is hilarious because it's by a guy who's normally a wishy-washy down the middle dude who runs one of the larger cartooning syndicates, but the article is all about how PC whiners are preventing honest cartoonists from drawing Obama like a monster with thick purple lips.
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At least it's just Cagle though, who does an alright Obama. Could you imagine Ramirez telling someone how to draw Obama?
 
CrunchyFrog said:
This mag is weird propaganda sure. I've never understood the hate for the abstinence argument though. If you don't wanna have kids the most surefire way to do it is by not having sex. Not the world's fault you can't keep it in your pants.
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Actually it kind of is the world's fault, since evolution selected for sex drives.
 
Aiii said:
It's no different in a multi-party system. Our (Netherlands) government is made up of a coalitions of at least three party's, leaving the other 5 to 7 or so in the opposition. Nothing ever gets done because the entire time they have to make compromises to appease the opposition, who uses each and every opportunity to try and make the current government fall.

4 years later (or less if the opposition succeeds in destabilizing the goverment) some others get a go at ruling and nothing ever changes.

Well, maybe they change some laws to increase income from citizens, but that's about it.

Question of picking the lesser evil I guess, I doubt one is much better then the other at any rate.
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America is in a whole 'nother bread of this bullshit.

Aiii said:
Fair enough. Geert Wilders tells the prime minister to "act normal, man!" in a debate and the next three hours of the debate then indeed are all the other party leaders telling him to have some damn respect and him going "Lol, made the headlines again suckers". They say that anyone who wants to raise taxes by a mere 3% is a "Marxist" even if they are a billionaire. And so on and so forth... And that's just the NEWS, when you go into shows like the O'Reily factor (the most popular in America) he states shit like how 70% of mosques practice in terrorist-like hateful speeches, that blacks organize to take all of the money from white people to give to their communities, and that if we raise taxes all of the "job creators" will leave.

So yeah, that's better.
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Fox News says the Obama is "Marxist" pushing the country to a Communist Socialist Paradise, states that he wasn't born in the country, and that he is most likely a Muslim.
 
Blehh I hate how the onion now seems more sane than actual digital magazines. Also I hate how i know now that conserative wiki exists thanks to this thread... I mean come on the atheism = obesity is batshit crazy!
 
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