did you just call XY battles generic and lacking in variety
but GX was garbage and it took forever to get good
And Yokai Watch anime is garbage, there are better anime with a multi-shorts format, like Cocotama.
Fuck this "fun" descriptor like it's some magical thing
Now I want to see it just for the salt.
What Lucario's muzzle looks like.oh god what is that
Dammit that would make me super salty. It would almost be as bad as when they canonized pikachu saying its own name into yellow version.
What's with the two feminine UBs being obvious as fuck and the masculine one being the first where you actually have to think?
I did, and most of them are to me.
The Kalos League was pretty great, and select battles throughout the main series were as well, particularly some matches with Sawyer. But some battles (gym battles even) just made me yawn. I mean how many times can I watch Ash cleverly think to do some weird thing that's not even that practical or cool to win a battle that he should probably lose? Like, it's almost like the battles are a delivery device for some weird dumb insight Ash has. Then there's Ash-Greninja, which is just so utterly bland and, again, deus-ex-machina-ish.
You could tell when they decided to write a decent battle, because they did a really nice job with some of them. But many were "Ash is so great so he wins against the odds even though it's kinda really bullshit" at its worst I think.
Dammit that would make me super salty. It would almost be as bad as when they canonized pikachu saying its own name into yellow version.
Pokemon have been saying their names since RBY
Like the bat Pokemon "BZZZZAAZAA," the goldfish "EEEOOO" and the little pink blob "EEOOTOO"
Is there really any excuse left to not introduce a new main character for the anime at this point?
You will end up looking dumb if you refer to compressed, 8 bit audio for reference, especially if you unironically think Pokemon will sound like 8 bit audio.
No, try actually talking to Pokemon. It was Gen 1 so they didn't translate them, but Jigglypuff, Clefairy, etc. all use their names ("Pipipi!", "Puririri!", etc.)
And let's not even forget...
"Mewtwo!"
Jellyfish girl isn't that obvious.compared to her sister.What's with the two feminine UBs being obvious as fuck and the masculine one being the first where you actually have to think?
Yep, those are the two invertebrates that immediately come to mind.The new Ultra Beasts look like a cockroach and a mosquito...
The evolutions aren't version exclusive.
Eh, I feel like Kuragehime is still obvious, but Lusamine is overly obvious.Jellyfish girl isn't that obvious.compared to her sister.
Jellyfish girl is also still my favorite design of the bunch.
Beauty has the general silhouette of a roach, but Expansion doesn't look like one. Cockroaches don't have a proboscis.Both the UB-02 forms look like cockroaches.
Yep, it can't be a coincidenceSo the ultrabeasts are clearly the 3 blondes
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Well nobody told Gamefreak that when they made an anime based on Gen I and the Pokemon made actual animal noises. In Origins, no Pokemon, not even Pikachu, says their own name.
The only time Pokemon say their names is the main anime and some spin offs. Outside of the main anime, it's always just animal-like noises. Even Pokken just has generic noises.
Well nobody told Gamefreak that when they made an anime based on Gen I and the Pokemon made actual animal noises. In Origins, no Pokemon, not even Pikachu, says their own name.
The only time Pokemon say their names is the main anime and some spin offs. Outside of the main anime, it's always just animal-like noises. Even Pokken just has generic noises.
How is it deus ex machina-ish when it has more setbacks than megas? Also what, XY is his most creative form just yet when it comes with battling, especially highlighted by the Olympia fight. His only bad gym fights were Grant and Valerie and even then it's less bad and more of "not as great as the rest".
Reminder that an actual pokemon fight without restrictions on game mechanics isn't waiting for each other to attack.
"Ash was a mistake, it's nothing but trash."Is there really any excuse left to not introduce a new main character for the anime at this point?
Also, between Ash's doofy look in the preview art and the fact that he's going to school, I can already tell this season is gonna bring back Best!Ash
Ah you're right. Then perhaps (as someone else had mentioned) Expansion is a mosquito.Beauty has the general silhouette of a roach, but Expansion doesn't look like one. Cockroaches don't have a proboscis.
If Beauty is based on a roach, it's kinda hilarious their first roach Pokemon looks like that.
Okay so Ash faints if Greninja does, I don't think that's really a drawback in any way that affects the battle at all. In-battle, it's literally a hyped up Greninja that requires no held item to get stronger. And of course it's a deus ex, it's literally just "Ash's Greninja is special and stronger than others."
I figured the Olympia battle would come up. I just don't understand the cleverness of that it. The actual sequences when they were using/avoiding moves was pretty okay, but the time keeping thing was, there I guess? I mean different strokes I guess, but I kind of just went "oh" when I realized what he was doing. It wasn't shocking or super smart, and it was kind of some kitchen sink bullshit when there were ways for him to win using, I dunno, the moves of the Pokemon he was battling with. I don't think Ash Bullshit as a way for him to constantly win is particularly witty, nor does it involve much actual battle strategy.
And yes I am abundantly aware that we cannot have turn based battles in the anime (as I said). However, seeing Ash utilize different aspects of his Pokemon, and mechanics that exist in the game, would be pretty refreshing.
Why can't we have some (more) episodes that cleverly combine different moves/abilities/etc to create a unique battle? Why not have Ash's Pokemon besides Pikachu constantly learning new moves (besides "it's hard") so that way he can change it up in battle a bit? Like, Ash could be using buffs and items like crazy and using all these crazy combinations of things that actually exist in the Pokemon world.
There are sooooo many fun battle combinations that could be adapted that they're not even tryin to explore. It's not hard to come up with cool scenarios that may not be the best in-game, but they'd work well on-screen.
Example: Pikachu's Static paralyzes an opponent with Guts or Facade, who proceeds to stomp him.
That was pretty easy, and it translates to the show well. Heck it might have even been done before, but frankly watching it again would be better than literal non-battle things.
Example 2: Fighting an opponent with Dry Skin, Ash directs a Pokemon to use Sunny Day to give them a disadvantage.
Also literally just make Ash use held items and that's a huge step up. I know "show is for young kids who don't care" but also it's easy as shit to write and the kids will maybe actually learn some things about real Pokemon battles.
Cockroaches are actually pretty nice animals. Despite their reputation, they don't really spread disease and are fastidiously clean compared to other common insects like flies (house flies are ridiculously unhygienic).Ah you're right. Then perhaps (as someone else had mentioned) Expansion is a mosquito.
I agree. Not exactly how I would have imagined our first roach in the series. In a good way though.
Don't the legendary birds say "Gaiou!" or something like that? Not sure how that resembles Freezer, Thunder, and Fire.You will end up looking dumb if you refer to compressed, 8 bit audio for reference, especially if you unironically think Pokemon will sound like 8 bit audio.
No, try actually talking to Pokemon. It was Gen 1 so they didn't translate them, but Jigglypuff, Clefairy, etc. all use their names ("Pipipi!", "Puririri!", etc.)
And let's not even forget...
"Mewtwo!"