_Alkaline_
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So basically this is Girl-Age, but without the whole "please help me GAF how do i talk to her" aspect. Instead we're talking about absolute batshit crazy girls (or guys) you've come across or been with. Here's mine. It's a bit of a read but you can only truly appreciate it if you read the whole thing.
I went to this party with people from work. One of those was this girl who I always thought was real attractive, but I barely knew her. She was at the party and started talking to me, telling me how she wanted to talk to me for ages and kiss me. Yeah, well as you would imagine I wasn't talking for much longer. But I will say that I soon realised how much of an airhead she is. And I'm not talking about a little dumb. She could barely string words together. And most of the time when you talk to her, you just know she's not comprehending what you're saying. She has the attention span of a three year old. I sound like I'm being harsh but until you've seen it for yourself, you have no idea. But she's hot, so being a party and all I didn't think twice about kissing her. Who would?
Anyway she becomes real attached to me and starts messaging me every day, no joke. Not wanting to be a jerk, I replied. We talked a bit at work and it was fine but boy, a wooden chair would have more personality. In fact I started finding her less and less attractive as each day passed, and I wasn't giving her any signals that I wanted something with her either. I just didn't want to ignore her because I'm not that kind of guy. Which brings me to a 21st party we both attended.
Basically within the first 10 minutes she was all over me. She grabs my hand and takes me to an empty corridor to make out. Since I just got to the party and wanted to catch up with work mates I hadn't seen in ages (I've been at college), I told her maybe later. 30 minutes later she tells me she's sick and I take her outside for some fresh air. Next thing you know, she's spewing everywhere. Then she proceeds to fall asleep on top of me.
Let's just say that if a girl covered in spew falls asleep on top of you, it's the biggest turn-off you could imagine. And I wasn't even turned on to begin with. But, hey, I did the right thing. I looked after her all night, called her parents up to take her home, and checked up on her throughout the night to make sure she was ok.
Forgive me then for not wanting to talk to her for a little while. Besides, I had tons of homework to do, but I still replied to some of her msgs, telling her that she doesn't have to apologise and that I just hope she's ok. No joke, the fact that I didn't reply to some of her msgs caused her to get pissed off at me, telling me that I'm too complicated and a total jerk. She then gets her friends to message me and tell me the same thing. I'm not kidding.
But that's nothing compared to what happened later.
The other night she messaged me telling me, plain and simple, "I want to fuck you".Yeah. I told her I had work (which was actually true, but I wouldn't do it anyway). This really annoys her and she tells me the next day that she kissed someone else. I said that's fine. The following day she tells me she has a boyfriend. At this stage I am so sick of her that I msg back saying "Great, now you can stop annoying me".
That little tiny message unleashed the beast.
"More like you won't annoy me...I'm glad i'm finally done with you."
I didn't reply. This pisses her off even more. Twenty minutes later she messages me again.
"Wow, you went too far! Your a fuckhead! Delete my number i never want to talk to you again you jerk! Bye loser."
But that wasn't the end of it. She then proceeds to get her friends to message me. And not just one or two of them. Shitloads of them. Here's just a few examples:
"You're a cockhead buddy."
"How gay can you possibly be?"
"You're a c***! She is better than you! And she can do better than you!"
"Fuckhead"
"You just took things too far! You're a jerk and you only have YOURSELF to blame! It's your own fault you can't have her!"
"You are a f**got."
"Yeah you're a total jerk."
"You prick! Such a jerk!"
"You're a massive loser! Grow up!"
"Hope you don't cry too much tonight now that you can't have her! Oh wait, yes I do you jerk!"
I'm just sitting here laughing.
What are your stories GAF?
I went to this party with people from work. One of those was this girl who I always thought was real attractive, but I barely knew her. She was at the party and started talking to me, telling me how she wanted to talk to me for ages and kiss me. Yeah, well as you would imagine I wasn't talking for much longer. But I will say that I soon realised how much of an airhead she is. And I'm not talking about a little dumb. She could barely string words together. And most of the time when you talk to her, you just know she's not comprehending what you're saying. She has the attention span of a three year old. I sound like I'm being harsh but until you've seen it for yourself, you have no idea. But she's hot, so being a party and all I didn't think twice about kissing her. Who would?
Anyway she becomes real attached to me and starts messaging me every day, no joke. Not wanting to be a jerk, I replied. We talked a bit at work and it was fine but boy, a wooden chair would have more personality. In fact I started finding her less and less attractive as each day passed, and I wasn't giving her any signals that I wanted something with her either. I just didn't want to ignore her because I'm not that kind of guy. Which brings me to a 21st party we both attended.
Basically within the first 10 minutes she was all over me. She grabs my hand and takes me to an empty corridor to make out. Since I just got to the party and wanted to catch up with work mates I hadn't seen in ages (I've been at college), I told her maybe later. 30 minutes later she tells me she's sick and I take her outside for some fresh air. Next thing you know, she's spewing everywhere. Then she proceeds to fall asleep on top of me.
Let's just say that if a girl covered in spew falls asleep on top of you, it's the biggest turn-off you could imagine. And I wasn't even turned on to begin with. But, hey, I did the right thing. I looked after her all night, called her parents up to take her home, and checked up on her throughout the night to make sure she was ok.
Forgive me then for not wanting to talk to her for a little while. Besides, I had tons of homework to do, but I still replied to some of her msgs, telling her that she doesn't have to apologise and that I just hope she's ok. No joke, the fact that I didn't reply to some of her msgs caused her to get pissed off at me, telling me that I'm too complicated and a total jerk. She then gets her friends to message me and tell me the same thing. I'm not kidding.
But that's nothing compared to what happened later.
The other night she messaged me telling me, plain and simple, "I want to fuck you".Yeah. I told her I had work (which was actually true, but I wouldn't do it anyway). This really annoys her and she tells me the next day that she kissed someone else. I said that's fine. The following day she tells me she has a boyfriend. At this stage I am so sick of her that I msg back saying "Great, now you can stop annoying me".
That little tiny message unleashed the beast.
"More like you won't annoy me...I'm glad i'm finally done with you."
I didn't reply. This pisses her off even more. Twenty minutes later she messages me again.
"Wow, you went too far! Your a fuckhead! Delete my number i never want to talk to you again you jerk! Bye loser."
But that wasn't the end of it. She then proceeds to get her friends to message me. And not just one or two of them. Shitloads of them. Here's just a few examples:
"You're a cockhead buddy."
"How gay can you possibly be?"
"You're a c***! She is better than you! And she can do better than you!"
"Fuckhead"
"You just took things too far! You're a jerk and you only have YOURSELF to blame! It's your own fault you can't have her!"
"You are a f**got."
"Yeah you're a total jerk."
"You prick! Such a jerk!"
"You're a massive loser! Grow up!"
"Hope you don't cry too much tonight now that you can't have her! Oh wait, yes I do you jerk!"
I'm just sitting here laughing.
What are your stories GAF?
.. now removed)... i never answered the phone or responded to the texts... but he'd keep sending them... and then messaging me and e-mailing things like "tonight?" "how's this weekend?" "i want you to fuck my mouth" "let's fuck"
