Depends on the mood I'm in. Sometimes screamers are goddamn annoying (if they're high-pitched enough). I'm more a fan of sustained dirty talk.
I don't know about #1 (that's probably various kinds of roleplay for me), but it's damn close. I love it.
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peanutbutterlatte
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Not married, long term relationship. Was promised a "sexcation" but by the time it rolled round it was more a tourist trip, she wasn't in the mood the whole time we were there. I guess I'm a dick for expecting just that, but when you book time away in the mind that you haven't had any alone time for ages, you get excited...
Noisy Ninj4
Member
Agreed on the screamers. My girl is taller and has a low pitch, so it's pretty much perfect when it happens.
As for squirting, I don't find it to be my #1, but it is quite satisfying. Again, my current GF squirts regularly with oral/manual stimulation. Regular penetration does it sometimes if there is a bullet involved. Love the feeling of the squeeze and the flow of fluids forcing their way around me.
CHEEZMO™;103848903 said:
Better or worse?
I like the screamers, I get a real sense of satisfaction from it, but that might just be me really.
PflargBlarg
Member
I've wondered how I would feel about the screaming. My gf always does this thing where she is clearly holding the screams in. I kinda like it though because when I'm keeping her on the edge of orgasm the effort of not screaming (and almost orgasm) makes her entire body vibrate.
I think she's trying not to disturb the apartments next to us.
Lets just say that some girls can really hit those high notes on rare occasions. So holding it in might be preferable in areas with others.
Loud girl/s plus outdoor sex is divine. I love going at outside.My girl is one of those. It makes outdoor-sex a lot more fun
I agree, my current girlfriend has a really strong voice and can get so loud that my eardrums hurt.
Triggerhappytel
Member
I once had sex with my girlfriend on a golf course. She wasn't loud or anything though, and the course was very close to her house so I think we had a quickie there and went back to her house. She was one of my first girlfriends and we would've been 17/18 at the time.
My wife likes it when I make noise during sex, but I don't tend to beyond the typical grunts/moans.
AlteredForms
Banned
You have a fetish for ingesting vaginal fluids? That's a little extreme from my perspective, but whatever makes the woman happy I guess.
I like to clean the plate when I eat. Gotta slurp that shit up mang!
I'm pretty sure that most girls who claim to be squirters are actually just allowing themselves to piss while having sex. I've been with one girl who seemed to be a legit squirter and many imposters who just make a smelly mess. The legit one, didn't smell like piss and had a different, thicker consistency.
That first time I take a piss after ejaculation feels great, so I'm sure I understand the appeal of the fake squirting and why girls may think they are doing it right. But it's pretty annoying to have to worry about changing the sheets or putting down towels for sex.
You don't talk during sex?
I don't like it much either really, but it's not that extreme I think.
AlteredForms
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Your woman explicitly asks for it? It seems to me you're stuck between a rock and a wet place.
Jason's Ultimatum
Member
You know I've always wondered this: Those porn videos shot on buses out in the middle of the road with cars driving by, what's the deal with that? Am I missing or wouldn't that be illegal?
EDIT-To clarify, I'm talking about a regular school bus and a bunch of porn actors are banging each other. Not the type of bus where passengers are getting it on in front of bus riders.
EDIT-To clarify, I'm talking about a regular school bus and a bunch of porn actors are banging each other. Not the type of bus where passengers are getting it on in front of bus riders.
PflargBlarg
Member
That's extreme?
I mean, maybe you're meaning something more specific than just general vaginal fluids, but if you're going to be going down there with your mouth it's going to happen.
I also like licking my fingers off.
Some I've been with have, others don't. Other girls mostly prefer my hands instead I'm far better with them anyway...
bigfunkychiken
Member
Speaking of which, does it help to do like.. tongue exercises? I've never had a very flexibly tongue and I wonder if there's any way to improve it.
DoktorEvil
Banned
I thought the alphabet trick worked well?
bigfunkychiken
Member
I don't think so. Girls like a steady rhythm and the alphabet trick doesn't really mesh.
Flexibility is a plus but not essential, as long as your technique gets to all the right spots to stimulate. I've got a small tongue so I just use what I've got.
Wouldn't call it a fetish, but I don't mind her getting all wet and getting some of that in my mouth. I mean, it doesn't taste horrible.
Your tongue is a muscle, so you can do exercises with it. But it's more important to gain control over what you do with it. There are some websites covering the bases on what you can do to become better at eating pussy.
AlteredForms
Banned
What is the taste akin to? If only it were fried chicken.
DoktorEvil
Banned
Wouldn't a smaller tongue be better? It makes hitting those spots a lot easier than when you have a wide tongue.
Mine is like so tiny that sometimes it is harder to reach those sensitive spots..
Taste varies sometimes it's bitter other times it's sweet it depends. Once in a while it's a bit irony flavored.
DoktorEvil
Banned
How ironic.
Usually it's a bit sweet, with a hint of bitter. Like men, I think it depends on the diet.
Oh you know what I mean it tastes like iron kind of sometimes.
DoktorEvil
Banned
I guess I'll have to feed my next G/f lots of Pineapples then. Pineapples makes it taste sweet, I think.
I've been pretty lucky in regards to that, thankfully.
I don't really mind the piss, if it does happen, but cleaning up can be a pain (especially if you're not on a bed or she's hanging off the edge).
Diet does play a role but why not strawberries instead I think it's better than pineapples are.
Pineapples have the highest concentration of fructose IIRC.
Unless I'm reading this completely wrong dried figs do.
Dried figs also have other, evacuative side effects. Probably best to stick with pineapples.
anotherVegan
Member
No, the alphabet trick is terrible.
DoktorEvil
Banned
What do you suggest?
Arrowgigantic
Member
LOL, the alphabet trick is not a trick. It is actually a joke.
Made by this guy:
Thirty years ago.
He's dead now, and I'm sure all the ladies were sad.
Made by this guy:
Thirty years ago.
He's dead now, and I'm sure all the ladies were sad.
Or grapes or apples it really depends on lots of things...
start with circles. Slow wide circles, which get smaller and smaller over time. After you ran some smaller circles around her clit, go for a couple of vertical slow licks, your last ones sucks hold on her clit and you pull it out. If you're really confident, use your tongue while you're sucking, although I only manage to pull it off less than half of the time.
After you let the clit go, press the pubic lips back, fully exposing the clitoris, and tap against it with your tongue. Now move your tongue from left to right, only hitting the clit every now and then. Go around it most of the times.
By now she should be good and wet, get some fingers in there and make the "come here" movement with your fingers. This is a 99% guarantee that you're hitting the g-spot (it feel like a sponge) and your girl will go crazy.
Now, a tip for your enjoyment; once she good and wet; you'll notice girating hips, uncontrollable moaning, etc... walk away. Just stop, give her a final kiss on her clit and get up and walk away. Tell her to come with you. Walk to whereever you feel like having sex. The couch, the kitchen, the laundryroom, the basement, the neighbors.... it does not matter. She's hungry for the D and she'll do anything to get it.
Jedeye Sniv
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lrn 2 eet pussy
Seriously, I really don't think it would hurt to be straight up with your lady, say "I don't know what I'm doing here" and really get in there and experiment. I think the trouble with sex is you can get blinkered, with the goal the only thing in sight. Put the brakes on, park up. Try this, try that, see what happens if you go there.
Basically, I think rhythm is important, as is finding the specific part of the anatomy that works for her (to the left a bit? right on the button or around the hood?). For instance, my lady doesn't like it hard so sometimes my job is to be patient as fuck, use as little pressure as possible and just stay constant.
LOL, the alphabet trick is not a trick. It is actually a joke.
Made by this guy:
Thirty years ago.
He's dead now, and I'm sure all the ladies were sad.
No way? You just blew my fucking mind.
Arrowgigantic
Member
DoktorEvil
Banned
It's also worth mentioning that not every girl is the same when it comes down to oral some enjoy what others do not. I know I don't like somethings that others have.
PflargBlarg
Member
Wow... Did not know that...
And here I was thinking that it was good advice.
I've never tried it but I get the feeling that it would just feel like random arrhythmic licking. Ain't nobody got time for that.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Did they prove it to you or did they just say it to you?
tamaster92
Member
When I was younger (16-18, 16 being legal here) I was a lot more crazy than I am now I have a boyfriend.
In particular I remember meeting this one girl at a concert and going home with her after. She was insanely good looking, nice tits, long blonde hair and a tight body. Anyway when we got back her room mate was out so we got down to business, she was pretty good, very vocal.
Anyway basically as she started to cum her room mate came home and walked in the door as she screamed her pleasure. Turns out this had happened before and the two were lesbian playmates too, I ended up having a threesome with them both before leaving.
A few days later me and the girl were chatting and she basically gave me a booty call, explaining they wanted another threesome. I was super excited but it was WAY different than last time. They wanted to play dominant and I ended up being tied up, gave lots (LOTS) of oral to them both, they even took turns with strapons on me.
Never seen them since but that was likely the craziest straight sex I have ever had
In particular I remember meeting this one girl at a concert and going home with her after. She was insanely good looking, nice tits, long blonde hair and a tight body. Anyway when we got back her room mate was out so we got down to business, she was pretty good, very vocal.
Anyway basically as she started to cum her room mate came home and walked in the door as she screamed her pleasure. Turns out this had happened before and the two were lesbian playmates too, I ended up having a threesome with them both before leaving.
A few days later me and the girl were chatting and she basically gave me a booty call, explaining they wanted another threesome. I was super excited but it was WAY different than last time. They wanted to play dominant and I ended up being tied up, gave lots (LOTS) of oral to them both, they even took turns with strapons on me.
Never seen them since but that was likely the craziest straight sex I have ever had
Do tell more famous British actor isn't a narrow field at all. So who?
My first bondage experience was no where near that. I just got tied up in ribbons as a sub.
I'm sure there's ways to get the same crazy sex again, if you so desired.
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