Waking a person up with oral sex is hot? Different tastes I suppose...
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NinjaBoiX
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What, so you are meant to periodically ask, "is this still OK? You don't mind that we're still having sex? This isn't starting to feel rapey is it?"
Also, lol at "who's to say she was sleeping", you crack me up Cy. Where do you get this stuff?
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
hell yeah lady dude! Usually when it happens I'll come to bed late at the weekend when my mrs is already asleep. As usual I'll give her a hug and a gentle grope and sometimes she'll respond by moaning and squirming around which is my cue to go to town should I so wish. The few times this has happened (less than ten over the course of 14 years most likely) it's been rapturously well received.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Yes, having a set of warm, wet lips wrapped around your shaft and your GF's pretty eyes looking up at you is the most incredible alarm clock in the world.
My mate's BF was doing it to her once but she got a fright when she woke up and kicked him so hard he fell out of the bed, lol.
No, but it's a bit fucking different to continually pounding some girl who isn't even awake. I really have no idea where you get the idea from that it's OK to carry on having sex with someone who isn't even conscious but it's a bit fucked up.
I prefer using my hands instead, I'm not good with wake up oral on other girls...
NinjaBoiX
Member
Nah man, I said it was seedy, but certainly not rape. I didn't say it was "OK" at all, I was just trying to ground your typically dramatic assessment somewhat.
I wouldn't do it personally, but maybe he was just about to nut? Who knows.
How is it 'typically dramatic' in any shape or form? He pretty much spelled it out in black and white what he did - he was fucking her, she passed out, he carried on without her knowledge - which is all sorts of messed up. We're just going to continue to disagree so how about we just agree to disagree and end it here.
Ex gf used to complain that I never woke her up by fingering her or going down on her even though she would for me. I dunno, if I've smoked a lot of weed that usually gives me the munchies for more than just food, but I never think 430am vag is prime time.
She didn't speak english super well and also wanted to know why I never "put my finger in her anal." So I started doing it and she enjoyed it, but then one day she tells me "sometimes I blood into the toilet the day after you put your finger in my anal but i dont mind its worth it". i found an excuse to stop...
She didn't speak english super well and also wanted to know why I never "put my finger in her anal." So I started doing it and she enjoyed it, but then one day she tells me "sometimes I blood into the toilet the day after you put your finger in my anal but i dont mind its worth it". i found an excuse to stop...
NinjaBoiX
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I meant "typically dramatic" in terms of your innate ability to make a mountain out of a molehill, it had very little to do with the context of the story.
"This girl fell asleep during sex once, haha."
"OMG! You raped her you monster!"
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
This might be the greatest sentence I have read all year.
yeah she was a crack up. never met a girl who loved gettin that minge munched so much. my gf now is embarrassed about it because she thinks its dirty but she likes it too, just not as much as "finger in my anal" girl.
NinjaBoiX
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A recent fuck buddy was super embarrassed about that too. She had a really nice minge, but she never wanted me to go down on her. "It's too personal" apparently.
I'd have to be held up at gunpoint to refuse oral, goddamn...
Jedeye Sniv
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How does that work? Mostly digits? Scissoring (aside, my wife's nearly 80 year old father has recently become interested by lesbians and keeps asking her to buy him lesbian romance films from amazon, and I always say it's because he's obsessed by scissoring - the term amuses me greatly) Despite the amount of porn I've watched, I have little idea of how real lesbians actually work...
FUBAR McDangles
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I heard this story probably 7-8 years ago from a friend saying it happened to a guy in a town a few miles south of us.
It's been an internet urban legend for years.
Lots of digital usage really with the odd bit of scissoring if they are interested, playing with their breasts and nipples as some girls can get off with just that. It's quite a sensual experience really...
Surprisingly relevant to internet stories did you have a threesome yet?
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Were on the same page then...I never said it was bad
Oh and Jedeye I'm more of a breasts and legs kinda girl so that probably jaded my answer a tad...
It's not just you. I know this chick who's a fashion model, way out of my league. She found out that I had a vasectomy and, despite never having shown any sexual interest before, invited me out on a "date" with her to see some band play. She was all over me at the club. I went with it. After a couple of drinks, the bands weren't even done yet, she says "Take me home."
I start driving and she's like, "You know we're fucking when you get me home, right?" I say "Sure!" and she says, "I just got tested and I'm clean. And I know you're clean because you're married." So we're not going to use condoms." Before I could voice any objections, she unbuckles her seatbelt and dives for my zipper. "Mind if I give you road head?" She asks.
She got down to business and my gas peddle was almost to the floor for most of the highway ride (mind you I drive a Prius. So we weren't going THAT fast) She kept taking breaks though. She'd stop and say, "Don't cum yet! I want you to fill my pussy up with your man juice." or other silly things like that. By the time we got to her place, she admitted that she'd never had anyone cum inside her before and she was very excited about it.
Her body was amazing! I'd seen some of her print work, but having my face in it was way better than seeing it covered by a bikini. I banged her like a champ until she was begging for me to cum in her. So I did.
It was a tremendous sexual conquest for me. However, as excited as she was for the experience, I think she was a bit let down. You see, in preparation for going out with this hot chick, I took a cue from "There's Something About Mary" and 'unloaded the gun' on my own at home. So rather than "filling her up" like she wanted. I gave her a few drops. I doubt she even felt much, if anything.
So yeah, it feels awesome to finish without a condom, and some women like the idea of it as much as guys. And I got to bang a model just because she wanted the experience.
You slept with a model? Who are they I'm curious...Snip snip
Speaking of sleep fucking how about this: Sleep medicine experts have successfully treated a rare case of a woman having sex with strangers while sleepwalking.
Yes we need names for research purposes.
Noisy Ninj4
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Yeah, it reminds me of one time when I woke up my girl with some fooling around. She got into it and then got on top. It was really good but I was starting to get close to finishing so I told her. She didn't respond and kept going so I had to push her off before things went too far.
Then she woke up.
bigfunkychiken
Member
I swear to god this was the twist to an episode of House.
Maybe but house reminds me of an x files episode home with the quadruple amputees and general creepiness...
But back on topic I think I've only fallen asleep or slept through sex once or twice.
PflargBlarg
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We had headed over to the 'party house' of our group of friends for Halloween last year. Really good time, I had a horribly cheap Battlestar Galactica costume and she was in this really cute retro dress. The night goes on with many drinks consumed until she catches my eye.
"I'm going to go to the bathroom...upstairs."
Well of course I know what this means. I wait a couple minutes after she leaves and then head up myself. As soon as I get into the bathroom she closes the door behind me and jumps up onto the counter so I can pull her dress up and tear off the panties to expose that fine pussy.
I think the height of the counter just wasn't working out too well so she's getting down on her knees instead when I tell her to stop and just bend over the counter. By god that was the greatest doggy style I've had. Pounding that juicy ass while watching us in the bathroom mirror.
And then someone opened the door.
"I'm going to go to the bathroom...upstairs."
Well of course I know what this means. I wait a couple minutes after she leaves and then head up myself. As soon as I get into the bathroom she closes the door behind me and jumps up onto the counter so I can pull her dress up and tear off the panties to expose that fine pussy.
I think the height of the counter just wasn't working out too well so she's getting down on her knees instead when I tell her to stop and just bend over the counter. By god that was the greatest doggy style I've had. Pounding that juicy ass while watching us in the bathroom mirror.
And then someone opened the door.
This is only partly a sex story, but I guess one of my more adventurous sexual escapades.
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Many years ago, I had an on and off thing with a girl for several years. We were never really dating but highly compatible sexually, which meant that when we weren't seeing other people we'd occasionally hook up.
After a few years of this, during a period when I'd know she had been seeing someone for a while, I bumped into her at a club. She mentioned she had broken up with the guy, and we hung out for a while. Eventually, at about 2am, we headed out onto the main street and holding hands walked back to my apartment close by where we proceeded to have our usual crazy sex.
At 4am, she started getting calls over and over that she didn't answer. At this point she disclosed to me 2 things; firstly, when she said she had broken up with her boyfriend, she had meant that night, and secondly that her (ex)boyfriend was a 6 foot 5 bouncer at a club we had just a couple of hours earlier walked past holding hands (I'm about 6 foot for reference).
We had more sex. And she kept getting calls for about 30 minutes before my house phone started ringing. Apparently, she talked about me all the time to him, and apparently he had paid attention.
We kept falling asleep, phones would ring, we'd wake up, have sex, drift off to sleep again.
Until 8am, when my apartment doorbell rang. At the time, I lived in a small apartment, above a bakery, up a flight of steps from a steel door onto the street. And apparently he knew that. Her phone, my phone, doorbell, rinse, repeat, for about an hour (as I write this out I don't know why we just didn't disable our phones).
Eventually, he seemed to give up, and it was quiet until 10am when she decided it was time to bounce. She got cleaned up, dressed, and went to leave. As she walked out of my bedroom into the hallway, her phone rang, and she answered it saying "No, I'm still at Mario's... ok... I'll see you soon". At this point, I'm just thinking get the hell out as fast as you can.
She went through my apartment door, and I counted her footsteps down the stairs. I knew she wasn't yet at the bottom when I heard banging on the street door. As I lay there naked in bed, I was just thinking "don't open the door, don't open the door". She opened the door, and then I heard her say "No. Don't" followed by heavy footsteps up the stairs and a banging on my apartment door.
I jumped up, pulled on a pair of jeans and, as the banging got louder, rushed to the bathroom as I wore contacts at the time (which I'd taken out) and had my glasses in there. Just as I picked up my glasses I heard my front door crash down, and saw this guy fly around the corner through my bedroom door and bear down on me in the bathroom where I had one hand holding up my jeans and one holding my glasses.
He started flailing, trying to land a heavy punch. But luckily my bathroom was so small and he was so big, every time he went to wind up he hit the door or wall with his arm or elbow and the worst he did was clip my nose. I managed to pin him against the wall, and kept him there, trapped until he calmed down (the girl telling us not to fight in the background).
He left, apologizing on his way out for wrecking my door.
The next day, the girl contacts me over IM and tries to start up a conversation. Then he jumps on asking to meet up so "we can finish this". I told him I'd reported the incident to the police (which I had), but had not attached his name to the report, mentioning that doing so and pressing charges would mean he would be barred for life from working security. He agreed we were done.
Wasn't the last time I slept with that girl as it turned out (years later), but it sure was one of the most memorable nights for me ever.
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Many years ago, I had an on and off thing with a girl for several years. We were never really dating but highly compatible sexually, which meant that when we weren't seeing other people we'd occasionally hook up.
After a few years of this, during a period when I'd know she had been seeing someone for a while, I bumped into her at a club. She mentioned she had broken up with the guy, and we hung out for a while. Eventually, at about 2am, we headed out onto the main street and holding hands walked back to my apartment close by where we proceeded to have our usual crazy sex.
At 4am, she started getting calls over and over that she didn't answer. At this point she disclosed to me 2 things; firstly, when she said she had broken up with her boyfriend, she had meant that night, and secondly that her (ex)boyfriend was a 6 foot 5 bouncer at a club we had just a couple of hours earlier walked past holding hands (I'm about 6 foot for reference).
We had more sex. And she kept getting calls for about 30 minutes before my house phone started ringing. Apparently, she talked about me all the time to him, and apparently he had paid attention.
We kept falling asleep, phones would ring, we'd wake up, have sex, drift off to sleep again.
Until 8am, when my apartment doorbell rang. At the time, I lived in a small apartment, above a bakery, up a flight of steps from a steel door onto the street. And apparently he knew that. Her phone, my phone, doorbell, rinse, repeat, for about an hour (as I write this out I don't know why we just didn't disable our phones).
Eventually, he seemed to give up, and it was quiet until 10am when she decided it was time to bounce. She got cleaned up, dressed, and went to leave. As she walked out of my bedroom into the hallway, her phone rang, and she answered it saying "No, I'm still at Mario's... ok... I'll see you soon". At this point, I'm just thinking get the hell out as fast as you can.
She went through my apartment door, and I counted her footsteps down the stairs. I knew she wasn't yet at the bottom when I heard banging on the street door. As I lay there naked in bed, I was just thinking "don't open the door, don't open the door". She opened the door, and then I heard her say "No. Don't" followed by heavy footsteps up the stairs and a banging on my apartment door.
I jumped up, pulled on a pair of jeans and, as the banging got louder, rushed to the bathroom as I wore contacts at the time (which I'd taken out) and had my glasses in there. Just as I picked up my glasses I heard my front door crash down, and saw this guy fly around the corner through my bedroom door and bear down on me in the bathroom where I had one hand holding up my jeans and one holding my glasses.
He started flailing, trying to land a heavy punch. But luckily my bathroom was so small and he was so big, every time he went to wind up he hit the door or wall with his arm or elbow and the worst he did was clip my nose. I managed to pin him against the wall, and kept him there, trapped until he calmed down (the girl telling us not to fight in the background).
He left, apologizing on his way out for wrecking my door.
The next day, the girl contacts me over IM and tries to start up a conversation. Then he jumps on asking to meet up so "we can finish this". I told him I'd reported the incident to the police (which I had), but had not attached his name to the report, mentioning that doing so and pressing charges would mean he would be barred for life from working security. He agreed we were done.
Wasn't the last time I slept with that girl as it turned out (years later), but it sure was one of the most memorable nights for me ever.
So you agreed to not press charges on someone home broke into your home and attempted to assault you, so they didn't loose their job?
Well do you at least sleep with the girl still?
So you two were enjoying yourselves and making good usage of a mirror, uh good going.
What happened when the door opened and why didn't you just lock it?
Pretty much. I could kind of understand where he was coming from, and I wasn't injured, so I didn't really feel any animosity to him. He obviously handled the situation improperly, but I didn't see the need to wreck his life over the incident.
I actually bumped into him just last year, maybe 8 or 9 years on, in a club at the bar. Didn't recognise him at all because he was now bald and had dropped a lot of muscle mass. He apologized again and we laughed about the whole thing, recounting how crazy the girl was.
Not for many years now. She is married to someone else entirely with 2 kids. We got together maybe 4 or 5 times after the above incident, including having my first threesome, but once she got engaged that was it.
Oh why not, may as well jump into this as well....
In my early 20s, I posted on a forum, fairly large, somewhat like NeoGaf. We had a thread about people who were from my state and another thread where people posted their pictures. A girl on the forum recognized my name in the pictures thread as someone who also posted in the from the state thread. Turns out she was from the same area, went to college about 20 minutes from where I lived at the time.
She complimented me on my picture, started flirting a bit. This went on for a while in the thread, someone jokingly comments that we should just have sex and get it over with. Shortly after this post, I get a new PM out of nowhere. Its the girl from the thread, she sent me a pic of her without a shirt on and asks if she can come over and fuck me.
Now, dear readers, I was kind of a nerdy guy, was finally starting to grow into my own body and gaining a bit of confidence. I wasn't used to girls, much less good looking girls being interested as me as a sexual object. Essentially, I was nervous as hell but I just couldn't pass the chance up.
I play it cool, tell her to come over if she is ready to get fucked, give her my address. She says she will be there in an hour.
An hour later, a knock at the door. She is out there with some super slutty outfit. She comes in and sits down. I ask if she wants a beer, she does. I hand it over, take a sip out of my own beer, just trying to get the nerve to do something. I finally just say "fuck it" and go over to her, grab her and start kissing her all over. This turns into a 3 hour fuck fest, I am doing her on the floor, from behind while she holds onto the couch, on the dresser, all over the place. For some reason, I simply cannot bring myself to cum, I just cant do it. I tell her that I don't know if I can finish.
She tells me that she can take care of that. She hops on top of me, and slowly puts my dick in her ass, no lube, no nothing. She then just goes to town...and by the lord almighty, I came like a hose. She gets off me and had literally fucked herself in the ass so hard, it pretty much destroyed the condom. Its been probably 9 years since then, I believe the whole incident gave me a pretty strong anal fetish.
In closing, anything can happen on an internet forum Neogaf, Believe.
In my early 20s, I posted on a forum, fairly large, somewhat like NeoGaf. We had a thread about people who were from my state and another thread where people posted their pictures. A girl on the forum recognized my name in the pictures thread as someone who also posted in the from the state thread. Turns out she was from the same area, went to college about 20 minutes from where I lived at the time.
She complimented me on my picture, started flirting a bit. This went on for a while in the thread, someone jokingly comments that we should just have sex and get it over with. Shortly after this post, I get a new PM out of nowhere. Its the girl from the thread, she sent me a pic of her without a shirt on and asks if she can come over and fuck me.
Now, dear readers, I was kind of a nerdy guy, was finally starting to grow into my own body and gaining a bit of confidence. I wasn't used to girls, much less good looking girls being interested as me as a sexual object. Essentially, I was nervous as hell but I just couldn't pass the chance up.
I play it cool, tell her to come over if she is ready to get fucked, give her my address. She says she will be there in an hour.
An hour later, a knock at the door. She is out there with some super slutty outfit. She comes in and sits down. I ask if she wants a beer, she does. I hand it over, take a sip out of my own beer, just trying to get the nerve to do something. I finally just say "fuck it" and go over to her, grab her and start kissing her all over. This turns into a 3 hour fuck fest, I am doing her on the floor, from behind while she holds onto the couch, on the dresser, all over the place. For some reason, I simply cannot bring myself to cum, I just cant do it. I tell her that I don't know if I can finish.
She tells me that she can take care of that. She hops on top of me, and slowly puts my dick in her ass, no lube, no nothing. She then just goes to town...and by the lord almighty, I came like a hose. She gets off me and had literally fucked herself in the ass so hard, it pretty much destroyed the condom. Its been probably 9 years since then, I believe the whole incident gave me a pretty strong anal fetish.
In closing, anything can happen on an internet forum Neogaf, Believe.
From a lawyer: it's rape, man.
No consent = rape. Period.
But lets keep the thread about the good stuff, guys. Back to stories!
I came....
Darren870
Member
Ever see her again?
How so? He paid for a service which she was delivering at the start. Paying for a service and then accepting the term shows consent, no?
Creepy none the less, but still can't say its rape in that case.
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When I was younger a girl was going down on me and wound up throwing up on me. Guess she drank a bit to much and tried to take to much in at once.
She didn't want to admit it though so kept going for a bit until she gave up. Thankfully it was just watery beer and not chunks. Quickly told my friend we needed to leave.
Poimandres
Member
Jesus, I didn't think it would be my friends creepy story that would derail this thread. God damn.
Actually all this talk reminded me of a similar story of my own. It clean slipped my mind when I told my friends story, probably because I'd repressed the terrible memory. A girl picked me up one night and took me home. She wasn't exactly a looker, but I was randy and drunk so I was keen for it anyway. We were going at it but she was pretty dry so it was rather unpleasant... then she started snoring, loudly! Went directly from bad drunk sex, to full on snoring. My (half) boner instantly died and I rolled over and tried to go to sleep. Awful.
At least you didn't rape her.
hydragonwarrior
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I'm glad you said most instead of all - the older ladies above 30 tend not too (bc isn't good on a woman's body long term or impacts sex drive)
And the last 5 girls I've seen, only 1 of them was actually on bc, which sucks since I hate condoms lol
(then again condoms are great for the anti-sti thing so...)
Poimandres
Member
Heh. I'm half expecting someone here to tell me I did!
I probably wouldn't have done the same but it seemed to work out fine for everyone... So thats that.
She stopped seeing you after getting engaged? At least you tried some fun stuff with her.
She vomited mid blow job? Well it could be worse...
Whilst on the subject of vomit emetophillia is getting sexually aroused by vomiting or watching others vomit.
Bravo huxley, bravo. lol especially the bit about her asshole destroying a condom. Gott damn.
Sounds like a bright girl. "I know you're clean because you're married". Did she miss the part where you are fucking around outside of your marriage?
This is interesting actually without an established chronology of events. Either they slept with a model before or never mentioned the other story to anyone.
We did have a few other escapades. She really opened my world to a whole new level of sexual adventure. I would visit her at the dorms, she would open the door in stuff like leather pants. She would then give me head while we watched a porn together, deep throating as far as possible, just going to town. She never seemed emotionally damaged or anything, she just loved to fuck and to get as wild as possible. Also, she loved anal, she would say things like "My last two boyfriends got addicted to anal, I want to see if I can make that happen with you. Fuck me as deep and as hard as you can in my ass"
It actually ended on a strange note, she became quite obsessive over me for some reason. Not quite stalker level, but she would constantly call, email, private message even after I told her that we were through. Eventually, I had to tell her that if she didnt stop contacting me, I would print out a bunch of naked pictures and throw them all over campus. Total dick move to say that, but I didn't know how else to deal with the situation. I would have never gone that far of course, just an empty threat.
All in all, I'm not sure if it was a good or bad thing. It was awesome because the sex was fucking fantastic, she would do any dirty depraved thing you were interested in.
On the other hand, it really gave me a warped view on women and sexuality that I still struggle with. She essentially let me use her as an object, doing whatever I wanted. I was at such an impressionable age, my views on sex and women got kind of messed up. Going from that to a normal relationship where the sex is hot but it is a lot more give and take really took a mental adjustment that I still don't know if I have quite made.
Plus, I'm pretty crazy about anal now. My current girlfriend will do it sometimes, but she really doesn't like it and I don't want to make her do things she doesn't like. So, I guess she did turn me into an anal addict? It was like living in a real life porn...
Regardless, it was hot.
Please do the more dirty the better.
Speaking of dirty stories were lacking on the girl on girl front a bit...
Fare Godmace
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huxley00, my penis salutes you.
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