Nothing wrong with this, IMO.
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We were too busy being aghast.
Your tag is very appropriate for the thread.
Well at least mine are true... That probably makes it worse doesn't...
SquiddyCracker
Banned
so you dont even pull out? you just nut in them with no remorse at all?
Yeah, that's not what people mean when they tell you to live every day like it's your last.
Jesus, Cyanide, does BritGAF need to throw yet another intervention your way?
richardhawk
Member
Had sex with a girl in the bathroom of a really shitty dive bar (For anyone that lives in the SFV it was at The Scene)
Kept an ongoing thing with a 38 year old chick when I was 21-22. She didn't let me know she was married until after I had already smashed 3-4 times.
Met a girl from tumblr and had sex with her.
Went bar hopping with friends and I ended up meeting some chick that cams on myfreecams. Slept with her a couple of times and got chlamydia.
Sex in an alley near the Disney concert hall in Downtown with a chick I had met a few hours before.
Slept with a friends ex girlfriend for a couple of months after they broke up.
Have been "the side dick" more than I care to admit.
That's about it I think. Drinking a ton and doing drugs pretty much was the reason for any of this happening before anyone thinks I'm some suave ass dude or something.
Kept an ongoing thing with a 38 year old chick when I was 21-22. She didn't let me know she was married until after I had already smashed 3-4 times.
Met a girl from tumblr and had sex with her.
Went bar hopping with friends and I ended up meeting some chick that cams on myfreecams. Slept with her a couple of times and got chlamydia.
Sex in an alley near the Disney concert hall in Downtown with a chick I had met a few hours before.
Slept with a friends ex girlfriend for a couple of months after they broke up.
Have been "the side dick" more than I care to admit.
That's about it I think. Drinking a ton and doing drugs pretty much was the reason for any of this happening before anyone thinks I'm some suave ass dude or something.
My first child was conceived while on the pill. Nothing is 100 percent. Funny seeing so many act like pulling out is russian roullette.
Why? Because I enjoy a certain kind of sexual lifestyle? Seems a bit harsh to judge me because I don't like using condoms. Some people don't like having sex with the light on, you gonna judge them too? Or what about those who only have sex with people they're in committed relationships with, you going to judge them? It's all about personal preference, mane. I like to fuck without a condom, sue me.
FallingEdge
Member
I think it is more the nutting in the girl than anything. But like you said, it is your sexual lifestyle.
But again, I make sure she's either on the pill or that she takes the morning-after pill. I'm not going in there all guns blazing and expecting to walk away with no repercussions.
FallingEdge
Member
I understand now. It was just your first post that gave off that vibe.
Ah, hell naw, I already have one child (who was planned, may I add?) I'm not ready for another. Like I said, I've had one pregnancy scare already.
Long story short? I mat up with this amazingly good looking 40ish gal at the bar. We hit it off, go back to her place, fuck like rabbits in a drunken stupor. Next morning, as I am trying to make my way to the bathroom with a wicked hangover, I get intercepted by her daughter. She basically calls me out for taking advantage of a lonely woman for a cheap lay when I should be hitting on girls my own age. I point out that she is my age, conversation continues, I end up in her bedroom. Mother sees me leaving her bedroom after, just smiles and says she will call me later. It turns out they get a big kick out of sharing guys, and they rarely use the same guy twice. Which is a shame, because they both had asses to die for and could suck like a hoover. Oof.
Cow Mengde
Banned
I thought someone created another thread.
DUFFMCWALIN
Member
Me and you are on the same page my friend.
I mean, to each their own, but there is nothing more satisfying or erotic on a base, primal level than planting your seed in a woman.
At least for me.
Poimandres
Member
I had a friend, a bit of a deviant, who went to see a private working girl. She was clearly coming down from something and apparently half way through the deed she passed out. He finished off, then grabbed his money back that was sitting on the bedside table before leaving. He was pretty ashamed, but thought it was funny at the same time.
I'm not much of a story teller but ah, what the hell. This was about last summer.
So I met this girl on a dating website. Really cute. She actually looks kinda like Chanel Preston, but without the lame tattoos. We had went out a couple of times. Nothing really came from it other than some making out. We had a good time on our meet ups and then suddenly radio silence. Oh, well no biggie and I move on.
About two months later out of the blue she texts me asking if I want to hang out. I had nothing else really going on that night so I pick her up and we head out to grab a bite to eat. We had a great time catching up and it's obvious we're going to pick up where we left off.
We bum around the city for a bit then she mentions we should grab some alcohol and go back to my place and watch movies. So we make a booze run and get back to my place. She's going through my movie collection and settles on us watching The Human Centipede of all things. Having other things on my mind, I wasn't very invested in the movie and I guess the drinks started to catch up with me.
I was half asleep until I noticed her hand was down my pants jerking me off. Hello. She straddles me and we're making out. This girl is going all in and I'm a little caught off guard at first but then I start to find my groove. She then stops and looks me dead in the eyes and says, "This night won't be a success until you've fucked me." Oh shit. What follows is probably one of the best blowjobs I've had in a really long time. This girl put in some work.
We end up fucking twice that night and both times were fantastic.We met up a few more times after that and each time was just as awesome than the last. After a while she started flaking on me again. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.
So I met this girl on a dating website. Really cute. She actually looks kinda like Chanel Preston, but without the lame tattoos. We had went out a couple of times. Nothing really came from it other than some making out. We had a good time on our meet ups and then suddenly radio silence. Oh, well no biggie and I move on.
About two months later out of the blue she texts me asking if I want to hang out. I had nothing else really going on that night so I pick her up and we head out to grab a bite to eat. We had a great time catching up and it's obvious we're going to pick up where we left off.
We bum around the city for a bit then she mentions we should grab some alcohol and go back to my place and watch movies. So we make a booze run and get back to my place. She's going through my movie collection and settles on us watching The Human Centipede of all things. Having other things on my mind, I wasn't very invested in the movie and I guess the drinks started to catch up with me.
I was half asleep until I noticed her hand was down my pants jerking me off. Hello. She straddles me and we're making out. This girl is going all in and I'm a little caught off guard at first but then I start to find my groove. She then stops and looks me dead in the eyes and says, "This night won't be a success until you've fucked me." Oh shit. What follows is probably one of the best blowjobs I've had in a really long time. This girl put in some work.
We end up fucking twice that night and both times were fantastic.We met up a few more times after that and each time was just as awesome than the last. After a while she started flaking on me again. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.
bigfunkychiken
Member
Damn, what a great thing to hear.
Wait, when you say 'finished off' I assume you mean jerking off?
Been doing this with my wife for 9yrs. No issues.
Poimandres
Member
Nope. He kept fucking her even though she was passed out.
My girlfriend and I were drunk at a party a few months ago and I made the now idiotic decision to let her do body shots off of me when she asked. It was hot at first when she put the vodka on me but then she stuck a slice of lime in my mouth and things went south fast. She started licking the vodka off of my stomach and I fucking burst out in laughter because I'm ticklish there. Next thing I know I swallow the slice of lime whole and I'm fucking choking and can't breathe. My girlfriend realizes what's going on and tries to do the Heimlich Maneuver on me a shit load of times until the lime finally pops out along with something else.
I pre-ejaculated.
We ended up laughing about it later but holy shit it's still really embarrassing.
I pre-ejaculated.
We ended up laughing about it later but holy shit it's still really embarrassing.
FUBAR McDangles
Member
There is no greater feeling than unleashing the dragon inside a pussy without a condom on.
It's like marking territory.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
This thread is like NeoGAF's erotic fanfiction corner.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
That's the PonyGAF PM circle.
You gonna catch that HTML bruh. Your penis will be full of anchor tags.
Yup. I actually kept in touch with them for a while after that incident, the mother landed herself a full time boytoy in his 30s and the daughter moved off out of state for a job. Nice enough gals in the end, but certainly a little strange.
I'm far too tame to have anything worthy of this thread.
However I do know a tale about a friends room-mate, entitled "Crunchy Clusters".
This guy met a girls at a party and took her out to dinner a couple of days later. One thing led to another and they wound up back at his place. While he's going down on her, he feels something in his mouth. The lights are off so he wouldn't be able to see what it was. He figures it's just some meat from dinner than was stuck in his teeth. He bites down on it. It was crunchy. He thinks nothing of it and swallows.
About a week later he starts to feel ill. He begins to vomit frequently, and there's blood in it.
Of course he goes to the doctor to figure out what's wrong.
However I do know a tale about a friends room-mate, entitled "Crunchy Clusters".
This guy met a girls at a party and took her out to dinner a couple of days later. One thing led to another and they wound up back at his place. While he's going down on her, he feels something in his mouth. The lights are off so he wouldn't be able to see what it was. He figures it's just some meat from dinner than was stuck in his teeth. He bites down on it. It was crunchy. He thinks nothing of it and swallows.
About a week later he starts to feel ill. He begins to vomit frequently, and there's blood in it.
Of course he goes to the doctor to figure out what's wrong.
He'd bitten down on a herpes cluster. He now has herpes in his stomach.
hodayathink
Member
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
CreepingFear
Member
When that story was told to us, we were in the middle of a banquet at an Indian restaurant.
bigfunkychiken
Member
Also see reddit "Jolly Rancher" story.
Yeah, that's rape.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Snowballing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
NinjaBoiX
Member
Aww come on mane, why you gotta go there?
They were having consensual sex, then she fell asleep. It's maybe a little seedy (I wouldn't even go so far as creepy), but rape? Have never woken your GF with some oral before? Is that rape?
Also, strap up when you fuck randoms, that's fucking disgusting. You're part of the problem.
Poimandres
Member
He paid her for sex, and they were already going at it when she errr fell asleep. Personally I don't see it as rape, but it's certainly not something I would do in that situation!
Nothing wrong with dirty stories especially if they are true.
That herpes cluster one is gross.
MikeOfTheLivingDead
Grapetastic!
3 girls separately in an eight hour time frame. No stupid drunken, drug addled scenario. One Saturday, three dates, serviced all accounts. I was pretty proud of that one working out.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
It's called Night-Rape and it's hot
MikeOfTheLivingDead
Grapetastic!
Herpes doesn't work this way. Some people can get it in their esophagus but that's usually only in people who have some sort of immune deficiency. If this were remotely a true story, it would have presented on his mouth or genitals even if he ate a bowl full of Sugar Coated Herpes Clusters with milk.
HappyBivouac
Member
I feel ill.
I'm sorry to play the ol' 'Rape' card but it seems really sketchy to me. She might've been consensual when she was awake but she passed out (and who's to say she was sleeping?) and therefore can't consent to anything else. Non-consensual sex is rape. Again, its s difference of opinion on what it actually is but it seems really sketchy.
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