Nymphae
Banned
My dad and I were bemoaning the fact that people don't really tell jokes in public conversation anymore. You share memes, but when was the last time someone told you a real knee-slapper? Gimme your best, I don't care if it's a bit from a stand up comic, a filthy limerick, or a shameful pun.
I'll start if off with this bit from David Cross that always cracks me up:
Here he gets applause from the audience and whoops and hollers from the women.
Woman in audience boos and says “Not buying that."
Here, just watch it.
I'll start if off with this bit from David Cross that always cracks me up:
I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men…
Here he gets applause from the audience and whoops and hollers from the women.
...I also believe that dogs are smarter than women.
Woman in audience boos and says “Not buying that."
No? That one, you don’t believe it? You believe that I didn’t do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I’m going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what’s described as a 'joke.' Um, I’ll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.
Here, just watch it.