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Docpan said:
I actually took my shirt off while walking back to the car, partially in hopes it would brighten my date's spirits. :lol

Still didn't get laid, oh well.
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Stop trying so hard. You'll never be as good as NintendosBooger.
 
What else am I going to say? (instead of tl;dr)

Riveting tale, mate, really, but you used a few too many words in your exposition, could you please cut it short next time please? I'd really appreciate it if you kept it a bit briefer, there's just a few too many terms in your tale of adventure. We always appreciate your contribution, but this time it appears--to me, at least--that you went a bit overboard with the staggering number of sentences you used in describing your exiting & enthralling stories. We all know you're trying to capture an audience, to engage the listener, but it appears to us that this time you've overestimated the sheer number of words the average forum member is willing to read just to get the the FRIGGIN POINT
 
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Man if I get anymore stretchmarks I'm gonna look like a Tiger Docpan. By the way...wheres my chicken?
 
:lol Your threads are awesome.

Anyways, I have to agree with you that there are too many restaurants with greasy food and something healthy is too expensive; however, having something fatty once in a while doesn't hurt.

I do work out but a hamburger here and there never hurts.
 
perryfarrell said:
What else am I going to say? (instead of tl;dr)

Riveting tale, mate, really, but you used a few too many words in your exposition, could you please cut it short next time please? I'd really appreciate it if you kept it a bit briefer, there's just a few too many terms in your tale of adventure. We always appreciate your contribution, but this time it appears--to me, at least--that you went a bit overboard with the staggering number of sentences you used in describing your exiting & enthralling stories. We all know you're trying to capture an audience, to engage the listener, but it appears to us that this time you've overestimated the sheer number of words the average forum member is willing to read just to get the the FRIGGIN POINT
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the sheer number of words and the descriptive language ARE the point
 
perryfarrell said:
What else am I going to say? (instead of tl;dr)

Riveting tale, mate, really, but you used a few too many words in your exposition, could you please cut it short next time please? I'd really appreciate it if you kept it a bit briefer, there's just a few too many terms in your tale of adventure. We always appreciate your contribution, but this time it appears--to me, at least--that you went a bit overboard with the staggering number of sentences you used in describing your exiting & enthralling stories. We all know you're trying to capture an audience, to engage the listener, but it appears to us that this time you've overestimated the sheer number of words the average forum member is willing to read just to get the the FRIGGIN POINT
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Or to paraphrase:
Good tale, less detail next time. Skip to the end.
 
Docpan said:
You ate the skin, didn't you?
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The skin, the ranch, the sausages, some meatballs, dem sourpatch kids, some doritos, and hells yeah I found a pizza. C'mon Docpan, bump bellies with me man!
 
PhoncipleBone said:
Or to paraphrase:
Good tale, less detail next time. Skip to the end.
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Let me tell you a little bit about me.

If I do something, I'm going to do it right. Someone who is a "jack of all trades," to me, is an idiot. Why? Because it essentially means he is great at nothing.

Why do something if you don't do it right? If I drink, I'm going to to be stumbling, if not blackout-level. If I lift, I'm going to lift until I can barely move. If I set out to go to a buffet (which I don't in the summer), I want to feel sick when I'm done.

It's all about goals, and results. Everything you set out to do when you wake up is a goal to accomplish, therefore what you put into it says something about who you are.

Why would I pussy foot around and half ass what I'm trying to say, like you're telling me to do? This is a typical American type of mentality, I guess. Like, seriously, that pisses me off.
 
Docpan said:
Let me tell you a little bit about me.

If I set out to go to a buffet (which I don't in the summer), I want to feel sick when I'm done.
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AMEN FELLOW FATASS! Shit I smell like cheese.
 
Docpan said:
I actually took my shirt off while walking back to the car, partially in hopes it would brighten my date's spirits. :lol
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Nice move!
If you were trying to smoosh with Snookie on Jersey Shore.
 
Docpan said:
Let me tell you a little bit about me.

If I do something, I'm going to do it right. Someone who is a "jack of all trades," to me, is an idiot. Why? Because it essentially means he is great at nothing.

Why do something if you don't do it right? If I drink, I'm going to to be stumbling, if not blackout-level. If I lift, I'm going to lift until I can barely move. If I set out to go to a buffet (which I don't in the summer), I want to feel sick when I'm done.

It's all about goals, and results. Everything you set out to do when you wake up is a goal to accomplish, therefore what you put into it says something about who you are.

Why would I pussy foot around and half ass what I'm trying to say, like you're telling me to do? This is a typical American type of mentality, I guess. Like, seriously, that pisses me off.
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Funny that you are pissed at me and not the person that I was quoting and responding to. I guess all the roids blocked the part of your brain that affects your reading ability. You wanna be so roided up your eyes can't see, right?
 
Sounds like someone's upset he's not getting that many mentions in the joke characters thread.
 
I always enjoy your threads bro. Keep it up.

On a side note, I did read the whole thread, and yes it is bullshit how fucked up our diets consist of in any type of theme park, or sporting events. At least with ball parks, the food and cuisine got better.
 
Maybe it's different for everyone, but honestly I eat like shit and I still stay thin. It's really about being willing to exercise. The thing is it can be as simple as parking further away from your destination and getting a few extra steps in, but most people I know are just ridiculously lazy.
 
msdstc said:
Maybe it's different for everyone, but honestly I eat like shit and I still stay thin. It's really about being willing to exercise. The thing is it can be as simple as parking further away from your destination and getting a few extra steps in, but most people I know are just ridiculously lazy.
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Just wait until you get older. Your metabolism slows down.
 
msdstc said:
Maybe it's different for everyone, but honestly I eat like shit and I still stay thin.
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thin doesn't mean healthy, and genetics among other things are different among people, yes.

but we're talking about going to an amusement park here, not daily diet. people can't put their soy protein shakes on hold for such an occasion? live a little..
 
brianjones said:
thin doesn't mean healthy, and genetics among other things are different among people, yes.

but we're talking about going to an amusement park here, not daily diet. people can't put their soy protein shakes on hold for such an occasion? live a little..
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Indeed. Jesus, imagine being in a relationship with such a person.
 
docpan threads are always a joy.
Docpan said:
Fuck no I don't have a medical condition. Unless of course you consider being ripped a medical condition.

I just wanted the security guard to let me past him with my food. What the fuck does it matter to them, anyways?
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:lol :lol :lol

let's see a pic of your body docpan. I wanna see if it's all that it's cracked up to be. Should be a good opportunity for you to show off.
 
DanteFox said:
docpan threads are always a joy.

:lol :lol :lol

let's see a pic of your body docpan. I wanna see if it's all that it's cracked up to be. Should be a good opportunity for you to show off.
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Hes probably pulling a Dennis from sunny lol, bragging about his body lol
 
What is Docpan going to do when he starts sliding into his 50s and 60s?

I'm imagining an Iggy Pop scenario.
 
Eh, Docpan's done much better. This is actually one of his weaker stories. Then again, I may have hyped myself up a little too much.
 
Axion22 said:
Bag check? Why'd you bring your purse?

Mother-effin' cargo shorts, sonnnnnnnn.

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i always wear cargo shorts........its easier to carry shit. i always wear them when i go to the movies to bring in vodka or other alcoholic drinks :D
 
:lol Gold.

Docpan, you fucked up your own date and the chance of getting laid.

By the way, like someone else pointed out...it's kinda bizarre that there's a Docpan thread after that joke character thread isn't it? ;)
 
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