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[Grakl]

I notice people do this at work and it's hilarious. I used to too but I realized it's hella weird. What about you?

 

[Reverend Funk]

Absolutely.
Also, I flip lightswitches whenever I pass by them just for fun.

 

[Stereogatari]

I'm not a Naughty Dog character.

 

[EvetS]

How about balls?

 

[strafer]

I only walk on the white squares.

 

[AKyemeni]

I'm not a Naughty Dog character.

Ayyy...

 

[Sadsic]

I like to touch other people's butts when I walk by them

 

[Tenebrous]

The lighter walls in my house are visibly dirty from where both me & my partner do this. As we're currently decorating, I've been trying to think of a way to put the darker colours on the wall we do this to the most, just so, hopefully, it won't show up as much.

 

[jwk94]

I'm not a Naughty Dog character.

first thing i thought of.

 

[nitewulf]

is this an OCD thing?

 

[EatChildren]

No but sometimes I get a shirt cuff caught on door handles.

 

[georly]

Hell no. I hate that my ex's kids did this to every single wall so black finger streaks wound up absolutely everywhere at waist height. No no no no no no.

If you've ever had to clean walls - you stop touching walls when you walk.

 

[Any Questions]

Yes, I also tap them with my nails as I walk past too

 

[brianjones]

had a friend who did this when i was a kid

my mom was always pointing out how weird it was when he was over at the house

never knew adults did this

 

[John Kowalski]

Yeah. Walls are nice.

 

[Shmuppers]

Sometimes, I guess. If the texture of the wall looks cool

Spoiler

and no one is around

 

[Elitist1945]

I'm not a Naughty Dog character.

This made me laugh because sometimes I touch walls JUST to be like Nathan Drake.

 

[The Wall]

I'll grab the corners of walls to pull myself around a corner faster when I'm rushing slightly. whee!

 

[MikeDip]

Sometimes, yes

 

[Gun Animal]

depends on the wall... sometimes you just gotta run your hands across it. I crave that texture.

lord have mercy

 

[Nappuccino]

I want to be cool, just like--

I'm not a Naughty Dog character.

Oh . . . well, ok then.

 

[Tohsaka]

No, I don't really touch things that I don't need to while I'm out in general.

 

[Mr-Joker]

Yes when I am running down the stairs.

Funfact: I am banned from touching my Aunt's wall.

 

[blame space]

hell yeah I touch walls

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

In my apt yes, I like textures

 

[EdibleExplosives]

I'll grab the corners of walls to pull myself around a corner faster when I'm rushing slightly. whee!

What if someone's on the other side of the wall?

 

[Grakl]

Wait I was just thinking tapping the wall while walking or whatever, people drag their hand too? lol

 

[How About No]

Yes. I sometimes tap the wall to do a little drumbeat too

I'll grab the corners of walls to pull myself around a corner faster when I'm rushing slightly. whee!

And this...

Yes when I am running down the stairs.

Funfact: I am banned from touching my Aunt's wall.

When I am going up the stairs on all fours

 

[Clefargle]

Yessir

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

If I'm feeling extra frisky, I'll bounce between walls.

 

[Tenebrous]

I'll grab the corners of walls to pull myself around a corner faster when I'm rushing slightly. whee!

Yeah. It's like a swing of momentum... I can't help but do it.

 

[Septimus Prime]

This made me laugh because sometimes I touch walls JUST to be like Nathan Drake.

Sometimes I only tuck in half my shirt.

Spoiler

I don't actually do this.

 

[The Wall]

What if someone's on the other side of the wall?

I do this indoors, in places I live, when I know no one else is around to cause a potential collision.

 

[thesoapster]

I don't, but I laugh when I see people do it. Definitely gives me a bang.

 

[Reverend Funk]

If I'm feeling extra frisky, I'll bounce between walls.

yes yes yes this is the best thing

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Only with my penis

 

[Schweinehund]

Fuck no. I expect people to keep their fiflthy paws off my walls and I do the same for them. Would not expect this from anyone over 5.

 

[Zaventem]

Yup, trying to break the habit though. Man i still catch up self doing the not stepping on certain cracks thing too lmao

 

[Tesseract]

you filthy, dirty, boggy perverts

 

[Phu]

No, but when I'm carrying things down/up the stairs I stick an elbow/shoulder against the wall.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Nah breh. I do grab onto corners and door frames at home and just swing myself around though. Living room and bedroom are right next to each other so I can just grab the corner and swing myself into the next room.

 

[Grover]

sometimes

 

[Zona]

No, growing up my father had a thing about handprints on walls. Finding one would result in complaining at best. Same reasons I always turn lights off even if I'm going to be out of the room for seconds, and lock my front door regardless of the time I'll be gone or who else is home.

 

[EhoaVash]

Back when I was in middle school yeah... Weird

 

[Aurongel]

I actually do this a lot and Naughty Dog made me super self conscious about it after they got negative feedback for it.

.__.

 

[liliththepale]

Only when it's an iron fence and I want my hand to ratchet on all of the bars. Otherwise no.

 

[Maintenance]

It's all fun and games until you run your hands through one of these.

 

[Sinoox]

Only if I'm drunk, that sounds kinda weird.

 

[theWB27]

I usually touch chairs, tables, walls or some object as I walk by. Normally just a tap. I also swing my arms quite often. It's been pointed out.

 

[kamakazi5]

I touch quite a lot of stuff as I walk. My wife yells at me when we walk through the mall. I don't even care, women's clothes are so soft.