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[FStop7]

toughens the skin up. baseball players piss on their hands.

Apparently, no.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_.../2004/05/why_athletes_pee_on_their_hands.html

 

[Seda]

How many times must we have this thread

 

[Sol..]

of course, in the shower because i poop and shower immediately. I can smell when people have taken a shit within the last couple hours. It's my super power.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

Stander uppers must not have bubble butts.

If I stand up my butthole is not easily reached because my juicy glutes block the way.

Also, I'm cut, tip 25%, and enjoy long walks on the beach.

 

[ATF487]

More like Mormapoop!

Anyway I've converted to mostly wiping while sitting down (and leaning a bit). Sometimes I still do that stand/squat thing but only if it's a problem that needs attacking from other angles

 

[Wool]

I know this has been discussed to death on here, but I don't get how/why people stay on the seat when wiping. I don't stand up 100%, but I raise myself into a sort of hunched over position and wipe from behind. There really isn't enough space between my crotch and the seat to stick my hand into the toilet.

 

[StriKeVillain]

Someone post that great paint image from the last thread.

 

[Cubsfan23]

All the time

 

[evilromero]

Bend the knees and lean over. Opens right up.

The preferred method in federal prisons.

 

[Rehynn]

Only if your life revolves around the internet.

Well, I'm screwed.

 

[FunkyMunkey]

I stand precariously on the toilet seat in a squatting position and clap my hands three(3) times while humming a series of short chants to the Bowel Gods. If they are pleased my ass is cleaned. If they are unhappy I have to endure until my next intestinal movement.

 

[MormaPope]

Someone post that great paint image from the last thread.

How many "Do you wipe standing up" threads have there been? I thought this would be a unique and informative question, I'm also a bit surprised how many people stand up to wipe.

 

[UrokeJoe]

Whatever it takes to get the shit out. Sometimes that means getting a finger wrapped in tissue up in there and a contorted position.

 

[DeSo]

I know this has been discussed to death on here, but I don't get how/why people stay on the seat when wiping. I don't stand up 100%, but I raise myself into a sort of hunched over position and wipe from behind. There really isn't enough space between my crotch and the seat to stick my hand into the toilet.

This.

 

[pompidu]

She watched you wipe your ass?

WTF

Well she wasn't just staring at me watching me wipe. We were both using the bathroom her getting ready for work and me on the toilet. she noticed and gave me crap about it.

 

[Ellasman]

It's all about this:

Almost too funny.

 

[speculawyer]

Yes. I'm not putting my hand down into the toilet.

 

[Kinyou]

The added leverage that I get out of wiping standing up ensures all dirty matter gets taken care of. I absolutely hate feeling of dirty matter in or around my bum.

YEEES

Scrap that shit off!

 

[aj1467]

Thread of the year.

So original.

Spoiler

I wipe sitting down then finish off standing up. Come at me bros

 

[To Far Away Times]

I don't even understand how you can wipe while sitting. The physics of it are impossible!

 

[aj1467]

I don't even understand how you can wipe while sitting. The physics of it are impossible!

Place hand between legs, lean forward if you need to, wipe front to back.

 

[davidnic]

I remember talking about this 3-4 years ago at school with my mates. Good times!

I do both it standing and sitting

 

[thesoapster]

It's all about this:
http://cinemagr.am/uploads/16868384.gif

Fuck :lol

 

[Interferon]

- wiping - front to back or back to front?

No left-right?

 

[Fry]

Obviously.

I even poop standing up sometimes.

 

[Grakl]

No left-right?

No in-out?

 

[FOOTE]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

For realz.

 

[oneils]

I don't wipe, I just slather deodorant up and down my crack. That's how my father taught me.


edit:

Are there actually males who don't pee in the shower?

Gulp. Seriously, I've never peed in the shower. I guess I gotta turn my man-card in!

2nd edit:

Someone post that great paint image from the last thread.

 

[Sickboy007]

Use a bidet you animals.

 

[Appleman]

I think the real question is.... scrunch or fold?

 

[True Underdog]

There are dookie flakes all over the wall in my work bathroom because some asshole wipes standing up.

 

[VertPin]

No. I wipe when I'm sitting on the toilet. Anyone who does anything else is weird in my book.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

No, but you should all squat:

 

[VertPin]

No, but you should all squat:

brb trying this

 

[pompidu]

No, but you should all squat:

GUys not even shitting in the toilet. Does he expect the poop to bounce off the back and fall in?

 

[MormaPope]

GUys not even shitting in the toilet. Does he expect the poop to bounce off the back and fall in?

From the looks of it it'll smear across his back and on the seat and maybe slither into the toilet.

 

[bjork]

Poop
stand up
walk in shower
victory

in public, replace line 3 with "sit in sink with water running"

 

[Despera]

Wash yo asses, dammit!

 

[C.Dark.DN]

GUys not even shitting in the toilet. Does he expect the poop to bounce off the back and fall in?

Zero fucks given by the guy lol

 

[Artadius]

It's all about this:

 

[Persona7]

Never done it any other way, I honestly don't even know how to wipe while sitting down and I've never tried.

I just imagine some person reaching under and getting their forearm smeared.

 

[KidA Seven]

People who stand up are doing it wrong.


People who sit down are more efficient.

 

[MormaPope]

People who stand up are doing it wrong.


People who sit down are more efficient.

My anus says otherwise.

 

[cheststrongwell]

I stand up. I like to go deep. It's the civilized way.

 

[GrizzNKev]

I made this thread once too.

 

[Yuripaw]

lmao! I was waiting for this.

 

[SmithnCo]

This dude just don't give a single fuck.

 

[CiSTM]

 

[Agnostic]

Are there actually males who don't pee in the shower?

I don't piss in the shower.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

this thread man