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[Gilby]

I was like you, til I tried on my back. The secret is to arch.

Headstand is the true champion.

 

[ffdgh]

toilet related threads are always so interesting. And nope.

 

[FinKL]

In addition:

- circumcised or not?
- do you tip?
- peeing in the shower - yay or nay?
- wiping - front to back or back to front?

All great pickup lines, except the bolded.

 

[To Far Away Times]

That's fucking hilarious.

 

[alazz]

Yep, squatting is a lot cleaner. I think the walls are all too close while sitting down, so it can be hard to make a clean wipe. But when you're squatting and spread you get the grand canyon and can wipe every which way and leave clean. Then there's the fear of touching the "mound" in shallow bowls. Toilets at my college are the worst, but luckily I've only had to go only twice while on campus so far this semester. Yep I keep track. Here's to another month and a half of regularity at home.

This thread is hilarious, though. Those two paint images are making me cry, and the gif from Baseketball is great.

 

[zerotol]

Which one of you monsters created this?

Spoiler

i can't stop laughing

 

[KidA Seven]

Only way to do it.

Stand or go home.

Ewwww, all public toilets are gross. You're telling me that you guys sit on that?

You were never taught to put toilet paper on the seat?

 

[GungHo]

I hose my ass off in shower. Saves me lots of money on toilet paper.

Get a bidet addition for your toilet. You don't need a plumber to install many of them (generally only if you want hot water).

Seriously. Thank me after you get it installed.

GUys not even shitting in the toilet. Does he expect the poop to bounce off the back and fall in?

It's like a lay-up.

 

[Nostalgic Nightmare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc

 

[SquiddyCracker]

This is ingenious!

 

[oneils]

Which one of you monsters created this?

Spoiler

i can't stop laughing

SunhiLegend, of course!

 

[I'm an expert]

How many "Do you wipe standing up" threads have there been? I thought this would be a unique and informative question, I'm also a bit surprised how many people stand up to wipe.

Looks like you're new here. Welcome. Are you joining us from gaming side?

 

[Chibits12]

This is too much for a Sunday morning. So much lol.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

What's the alternative? Putting a handful of tissue down the gap at the back of the seat, and trying to wipe? I just stand up when I'm done, and kind of bend a bit and wipe.

 

[Seep]

Just cover a dildo in toilet roll and shove it up your ring, make sure you get all the poo out.

 

[MotorbreathX]

In addition:

- circumcised or not?
- do you tip?
- peeing in the shower - yay or nay?
- wiping - front to back or back to front?

Yes
15%
Sometimes
Left to right

 

[Corky]

In addition:

- circumcised or not?
- do you tip?
- peeing in the shower - yay or nay?
- wiping - front to back or back to front?

-yes
-yes 10-20% depending on service
-no
-like a normal human, back to front.

 

[AlimNassor]

I wipe my ass with my hand...of course I wash it afterwards.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

People struggle to wipe sitting down? I mean maybe, if your pretty overweight or something.

 

[Seep]

-yes
-yes 10-20% depending on service
-no
-like a normal human, back to front.

Wut?

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Wut?

I don't know what he's on about, it's only normal to wipe from the front to back.

 

[bud]

-yes
-yes 10-20% depending on service
-no
-like a normal human, back to front.

dude, why are you pushing all your feces towards your BALLS?

 

[UrbanRats]

-yes
-yes 10-20% depending on service
-no
-like a normal human, back to front.

Wut?

dude, why are you pushing all your feces towards your BALLS?

He gave away his disguise.

 

[Corky]