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[Dr. Buni]

Worst thread.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Doug Funnie grew up to become a cuckold.

 

[zeemumu]

Bangin on a trash can

Drummin' on a streetlight

 

[StoopKid]

Ruthless.

 

[Kinyou]

Next you'll tell me that Charlie Brown is a loser

 

[cartographer]

Doug eventually got really into Smash Bros.

 

[Merc_]

i need more allowance

 

[Kyleripman]

He beat Spacemunks AND finished his report on silt in a single weekend. OP is simply jealous.

"Silt is..."

I've been left hanging for YEARS on this, Nickelodeon.

 

[zeemumu]

Next you'll tell me that Charlie Brown is a loser

Doug's friends didn't shit on him as hard or as frequently as Charlie Brown's friends did. But Charlie Brown made more of an effort to improve his life than Doug did.

 

[Zombine]

Doug Funnie grew up to become a cuckold.

We've all seen those videos where the girl compares the dicks and one is like super tiny and looking like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Man In The Iron Mask and the other is GAF-Sized and she laughs at the little one and hops on the other and he's like "oh noooooooooo" and he legit watches up close and shit.

That's Doug.

 

[Douche McBaggins The 3rd]

This topic is going places. Professor Beef gots some real time beef with Doug Funny and his cupcaking ass. This may turn out to be a topic to invest reading into.

 

[rekameohs]

"Silt is..."

I've been left hanging for YEARS on this, Nickelodeon.

silt.is

 

[OricWindstar]

Didn't the creator of Doug say they didn't end up together? I believe Patti is based on a real girl he knew. He ended up reconnecting with her years after they graduated and she had married somebody. So, he said the same happened with Doug and Patti.

Or something like that. I'm thinking too much about Doug.

 

[Bronx-Man]

We've all seen those videos where the girl compares the dicks and one is like super tiny and looking like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Man In The Iron Mask and the other is GAF-Sized and she laughs at the little one and hops on the other and he's like "oh noooooooooo" and he legit watches up close and shit.

That's Doug.

 

[Bitanator]

 

[RecRoulette]

The scene where the sweepstakes guy goes "IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS DOUG, IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS." as he sails away on his yacht with cash flying everywhere is the most memorable scene in that entire show.

Fuck Doug, the character and the show. Thanks for nothing Disney.

Edit: OMG I forgot about the handcuff shit, dying laughing here.

 

[True Underdog]

You wouldn't say this about him if he was attractive.

 

[Kyleripman]

silt.is

...you've made me happier than you will ever know.

 

[msdstc]

Fuck this thread!

 

[Professor Beef]

Fuck, I also forgot the time that he tried to write and sing a song about Patti, FOR Patti. Except instead of using a common instrument like an acoustic guitar, he decides to use a fucking banjo.

"Patti you're the mayonnaise for me," what the fuck kind of lyrics are those?

 

[Earthbound64]

Bangin on a trash can

I mean, if that's what he's into...

"Patti you're the mayonnaise for me," what the fuck kind of lyrics are those?

Ejaculation, obviously.

 

[Staccat0]

Staccat0's Law: If you remember Doug well enough to write a detailed take down on NeoGaf, you are not cool enough to be bagging on Doug.

Ya'll are gonna flip your shit when you see any John Cusak movie from before 2003

 

[L Thammy]

Fuck, I also forgot the time that he tried to write and sing a song about Patti, FOR Patti. Except instead of using a common instrument like an acoustic guitar, he decides to use a fucking banjo.

"Patti you're the mayonnaise for me," what the fuck kind of lyrics are those?

He's referring to semen.

 

[stn]

I never watched the whole show as a kid. Doesn't he get with Patti in the end?

 

[MIMIC]

LOL, well the first two really don't paint Doug in the best light. He really DID fuck up that handcuff situation. But he was soooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry at the end that you couldn't help but feel bad for him.

I FORGAVE HIM! (and so did Patti!) lol

 

[Staccat0]

"Patti you're the mayonnaise for me," what the fuck kind of lyrics are those?

The kinda shit I spread

 

[UberTag]

Doug Funnie grew up to become a cuckold.

Patti Mayonnaise grew up to be a murderer.

Doug had foresight which is why he tried to put handcuffs on her way back when. It was a citizen's arrest.

 

[norm9]

People actually watched Doug?

 

[pizzacat]

Remember when roger got rich

 

[rekameohs]

I never watched the whole show as a kid. Doesn't he get with Patti in the end?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

 

[RecRoulette]

I never watched the whole show as a kid. Doesn't he get with Patti in the end?

No one ever finished the whole show after it moved to Disney.

 

[Earthbound64]

People actually watched Doug?

36 channels, didn't have too much of a choice.

 

[SS4Gogita]

What blew my mind about Doug recently was finding out (I think it was through the thread on here about shit like that) that Yoga Jones from Orange is the New Black is Patti.

 

[ModBot]

Didn't seem like a little bitch when he was bangin your moms.