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[Overlee]

This is my new drink of choice, The Irish Trash Can:

* 1 part Curacao, blue
* 1 part Gin
* 1 part Rum, light
* 1 part Schnapps, peach
* 1 part Triple Sec
* 1 part Vodka
* 1 can Red Bull

All served in a mini pitcher with the smashed can of red bull thrown on top along with an assortment of garnishes.

also if you're feeling adventurous take a few sips and pour in some Sparks for some added orange deliciousness.

The first one can take a little while to drink but the second and third go down like water, and your completely trashed.

 

[Revolutionary]

wtf @ a smashed can being a garnish

I can only imagine how much shit has accumulated on that can since it left the factory.. and now it's IN your drink...

No thx.

 

[Kentpaul]

I take it you don't drink out of beer bottles, or any can in general

 

[CaptainRizla]

A couple of minutes if in a need to drink fast

 

[Overlee]

Its all apart of the experience. I'm sure you can pick up worse germs just by breathing in a bar bathroom.

 

[Kentpaul]

Its all apart of the experience. I'm sure you can pick up worse germs just by breathing in a bar bathroom.

Or they people who sniff coke of the toilet seat in a bar

 

[J.ceaz]

Or they people who sniff coke of the toilet seat in a bar

That's why god invented car keys.

 

[whitehawk]

A couple of minutes if in a need to drink fast

 

[Gatekeeper]

Irish trash can.jpeg

Bucket listed.

 

[grumble]

I once drank a 13 of vodka, straight, no chaser, all at once. Took me about 30 seconds. I got pretty blasted.

The trick with liquor is that you only taste the alcohol at the end of the drink. If you slowly pour it down your throat, you'll only get hit with the alcohol taste after it's all gone (Aftertaste only). The trick is then to be able to handle the strong alcohol taste at the end.

It's useful if you want to predrink but only have a minute.

 

[Kentpaul]

Bucket listed.

:lol

 

[Kentpaul]

I once drank a 13 of vodka, straight, no chaser, all at once. Took me about 30 seconds. I got pretty blasted.

The trick with liquor is that you only taste the alcohol at the end of the drink. If you slowly pour it down your throat, you'll only get hit with the alcohol taste after it's all gone (Aftertaste only). The trick is then to be able to handle the strong alcohol taste at the end.

It's useful if you want to predrink but only have a minute.

i like with Tanquilla you put salt on your hand , lick the salt then suck a lemmon

 

[MrSeaneyC]

Or they people who sniff coke of the toilet seat in a bar

You know people who actually do that? Half the places in London have lovely shiny cistern covers for that purpose!

I used to be able to motor through a crappy lager in about 15 seconds, but these days it takes me a minute or so due to the fact it tastes so bloody awful and is too fizzy.

Guinness I can still wallop in about 30 seconds, needs to be early on in the evening though, i'm onto short drinks and cocktails by the 4th or 5th drink.

 

[Kentpaul]

You know people who actually do that? Half the places in London have lovely shiny cistern covers for that purpose!

I used to be able to motor through a crappy lager in about 15 seconds, but these days it takes me a minute or so due to the fact it tastes so bloody awful and is too fizzy.

Guinness I can still wallop in about 30 seconds, needs to be early on in the evening though, i'm onto short drinks and cocktails by the 4th or 5th drink.

In nightclubs in scotland we have a guy in the toilets you like gives you chewing gum and sprays with stuff you have to tipp him so you can just set up lines of coke on the side of sink:lol , also they put baby lotion all over the toilet seat so i have heard

 

[Jacobi]

In nightclubs in scotland we have a guy in the toilets you like gives you chewing gum and sprays with stuff you have to tipp him so you can just set up lines of coke on the side of sink:lol , also they put baby lotion all over the toilet seat so i have heard

These guys are actually working mostly for the security too...

 

[Kentpaul]

These guys are actually working mostly for the security too...

Pain in the ass they are, your trying to take a piss and there singing and shit :lol I cannot take a piss with someone singing in my ear so i get stage fright and go to another bathroom within the club

 

[Xeke]

Everyone should try this guy.

 

[pizzaguysrevenge]

The three drinks of gods. Takes me 30 seconds to down a pint of Stella.

:lol :lol :lol

Stella is barely above Budweiser on the beer hierarchy.

Carlsberg is a joke.

And Guinness Draught is disgusting. Guinness Extra is much better.

 

[Kentpaul]

Its a ok beer for the cheap price

Pish water none the less

 

[KGKK]

Alcohol is my only friend....

 

[industrian]

The OP should just get a few litres of White Lightning from the Partick Morrisons and get it over with.

 

[Kentpaul]

The OP should just get a few litres of White Lightning from the Partick Morrisons and get it over with.

I drink buckfast or Lager if I'm sitting in not skeg

 

[industrian]

Buckfast? You seem like a MD 20/20 person at the very least.

As long as you don't try to chib me on my walk home to Kelvinside I'm cool though.

 

[pootle]

Nothing wrong in my book with drinking for the effects- vodka and cheap beers and ciders are just easy ways of getting alcohol from outside your belly to inside your belly. And probably back out again.

I don't drink non alcoholic beer so I must be drinking to get pished I suppose.

 

[Aurora]

As a massive Guinness fan I can tell you that downing it is near impossible. It also completely ruins the experience.

 

[Xeke]

Buckfast? You seem like a MD 20/20 person at the very least.

As long as you don't try to chib me on my walk home to Kelvinside I'm cool though.

:lol

Was drinkin on that last night.

 

[industrian]

As a massive Guinness fan I can tell you that downing it is near impossible. It also completely ruins the experience.

My best friend once drunk 12 in one hour. Don't know how he managed it.

 

[Ether_Snake]

What's the point of getting drunk to post on a message board?

"I just got home I'm still drunk QUICK I MUST MAKE A THREAD ABOUT BEING DRUNK!"

EDIT: And you're still typing incoherently, so you're not even drunk, you just can't write properly.

 

[Kentpaul]

Buckfast? You seem like a MD 20/20 person at the very least.

As long as you don't try to chib me on my walk home to Kelvinside I'm cool though.

MD 20/20 Strawberry is only good for a warm summers day swimming at my local waterfall :lol

Don't worry man i will not break my bottle over your head because i like to recycle :lol

 

[Kaervas]

Cheap cheap beer.

 

[industrian]

What's the point of getting drunk to post on a message board?

It's fun. Waking up the next day wondering why you're permed is a bit of a bitch though.

 

[pjberri]

been out in london and had a bloody good time, cheers


i love alcohol and make a good living for someone my age. as such, i tend to drink aged whsikey, craft beer, etc. it helps if you don't live off the government.

if i'm going to down something it will be because i just bought patron silver shots for the table.

Jesus. Read this aloud to yourself.

 

[Chris R]

Hey look, another Kentpaul thread about how he drinks all day long every day :lol

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

:lol

Was drinkin on that last night.

havnt had that in a good while

well i can down almost any beer good or shitty.....i guess the only beer i cant is this

this beer is gruesome

 

[DigitalDevil]

Everyone should try this guy.

that is not a fast drinking beer. Those fuckers cost 6 bucks apiece in the liquor store, I don't even want to thing about what a bar would charge.

Spoiler

sooooo goooooood

The only time I drink quickly and move around a lot is during Oktoberfest. We have a "bavarian village" stuck up in the Georgia mountains that is actually a lot of fun that time of year. My wife and I drink this:

Erdinger Dunkel. We can put down between 12-15 pitchers over the course of a day. Something about the beer, the music, the food, and the altitude gives us superhuman drinking abilities.

 

[baultista]

It's 8:15am and I feel like having some Irish coffee...vacation rules!

 

[Johnlenham]

This is my new drink of choice, The Irish Trash Can:

* 1 part Curacao, blue
* 1 part Gin
* 1 part Rum, light
* 1 part Schnapps, peach
* 1 part Triple Sec
* 1 part Vodka
* 1 can Red Bull

All served in a mini pitcher with the smashed can of red bull thrown on top along with an assortment of garnishes.

also if you're feeling adventurous take a few sips and pour in some Sparks for some added orange deliciousness.

The first one can take a little while to drink but the second and third go down like water, and your completely trashed.

Amazing! looks like a dodgy version of a long island ice tea which also has quite the kick :lol

 

[Fordzilla]

This is my new drink of choice, The Irish Trash Can:

* 1 part Curacao, blue
* 1 part Gin
* 1 part Rum, light
* 1 part Schnapps, peach
* 1 part Triple Sec
* 1 part Vodka
* 1 can Red Bull

All served in a mini pitcher with the smashed can of red bull thrown on top along with an assortment of garnishes.

also if you're feeling adventurous take a few sips and pour in some Sparks for some added orange deliciousness.

The first one can take a little while to drink but the second and third go down like water, and your completely trashed.

A local bar here has a sort of variation of that. No Red Bull though, just Sparks and a ton of liquor. It's delicious but more than one will make you feel like you're on coke.

 

[Kentpaul]

Me and some friends were asked to leave a bar cause it was over 21s so i Downed a pint of discusting lager just to output the entire pint back over the table in sick format :lol

 

[Dragnet]

I'm a Cider man

 

[Kentpaul]

the only cider i enjoy

 

[dalyr95]

I have chugged Guinness and various other beers/ciders/wine becomes easy once you master it