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PantherLotus

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PantherLotus

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Hawkian said:
my old college ally
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dude it's $1.67 and on an empty stomach it's just enough to get me almost close to nearly ready for bed. I switch it up between this and AB's "high frequency" or w/e it is. I obviously have a high tolerance for terrible beer, but the taste is actually really growing on me.
 
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Kentpaul

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How drunk could I get off of a 30oz bottle of hand sanitizer?
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if you want a buzz go looking for shrooms!

fuck guys i wolk up today with beer bottles all over my floor and fuck i felt like dehydrated ass.

took this photo when i was over in spain about 10 in the morning WIN/WIN

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Zeppu

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Kentpaul said:
if you want a buzz go looking for shrooms!

fuck guys i wolk up today with beer bottles all over my floor and fuck i felt like dehydrated ass.

took this photo when i was over in spain about 10 in the morning WIN/WIN

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That's a nice guinness glass. And yeah, me too dehydrated as hell.
 
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Kentpaul

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That's a nice guinness glass. And yeah, me too dehydrated as hell.
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I'm glad i wont be drinking again till tomorrow! Last night i lay on my bed looking out my window with that room spinning feeling that comes on after way to many beers!
 
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Tribes of Trusty

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Fuck gaf I'm drunk and I grabbed my burning oven plate while making pizza with my unprotected hand so now my left hand hurts like hell unless I put it in ice.

Drunk cooking is never a good idea
 
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Tribes of Trusty

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Gaf I set a record, I'm Dunk, agAin, and yesterday I already drank a lot.but awell tonight I won a cap and two rings, so it's not stool wasted. Sorry if I do boot make Much sense, it's difFicult enough to say it I'm Mr native language, do in English....
 
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Kerub

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Hey-o! Slightly drunk due to drinking most probably. Trying to play CoD but I'm doing terrible.

Anybody else drunk?

Tribes of Trusty said:
Gaf I set a record, I'm Dunk, agAin, and yesterday I already drank a lot.but awell tonight I won a cap and two rings, so it's not stool wasted. Sorry if I do boot make Much sense, it's difFicult enough to say it I'm Mr native language, do in English....
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Not sure if I get it. You're drunk again and won a cap and two rings?
 
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Tribes of Trusty

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Kerub said:
Hey-o! Slightly drunk due to drinking most probably. Trying to play CoD but I'm doing terrible.

Anybody else drunk?



Not sure if I get it. You're drunk again and won a cap and two rings?
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Oh god, it's wonderful how a hour can make a difference drunkness-wise.

So let's recapitulate a little bit, shall we ?


Tonight I was invited by one of my best friends to go out (who happens to be female, but that's not the point) with another one. I must, at this moment, point out that the night before I went out to a college party where I drank quite a lot (and when I say a lot, it's not "springbreak'-a-lot. It's more like "polish-a-lot") and I burnt my hand quite badly.

Whatever, I decided to go out tonight. And there was a guy I knew that that was celebrating his birthday, so why not ?

Then I counted how many drinks I had tonight : one Leffe Ruby (belgian red beer, quite good I must say), 3 glasses of white vine (that was quite refreshing), 2 glasses of low-quality vodka with some orange juice, another 50 cl of red beer (Kasteel Rouge, another quite good beer), a glass of Pastis) and 6 (yes, six) glasses of Jager-bomb.

So I was quite understandably tipsy. But that night at my favourite bar was the Desperados night (tequila-flavoured beer), and there were two (hot) chicks that were giving out some goodies. So I won a sick cap (seriously, this headgear is so awesome I'll wear it regularly from now on) and two rings that flash and light.


Finally, what can I say ?
I'm happy my burnt hand doesn't hurt anymore.
I'm always happy to hang out with my friends.
I'm always happy to get free shit (seriously the cap is awesome).
I still have blue balls from thursday night (I must be wrong in the head, to not fuck a nearly-collapsed-drunk-girl, right ? What do you say GAF ? Discuss).

I'm going to bed tonight. Bless you all.

EDIT : Oh and yeah I was typing from my cellphone. That explains all the typos from my previous post.
Dr Eggman : Come to France someday. We have quite good white wine (and Chaaaaampagne).
 
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Acid08

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Tribes of Trusty said:
Oh god, it's wonderful how a hour can make a difference drunkness-wise.

So let's recapitulate a little bit, shall we ?


Tonight I was invited by one of my best friends to go out (who happens to be female, but that's not the point) with another one. I must, at this moment, point out that the night before I went out to a college party where I drank quite a lot (and when I say a lot, it's not "springbreak'-a-lot. It's more like "polish-a-lot") and I burnt my hand quite badly.

Whatever, I decided to go out tonight. And there was a guy I knew that that was celebrating his birthday, so why not ?

Then I counted how many drinks I had tonight : one Leffe Ruby (belgian red beer, quite good I must say), 3 glasses of white vine (that was quite refreshing), 2 glasses of low-quality vodka with some orange juice, another 50 cl of red beer (Kasteel Rouge, another quite good beer), a glass of Pastis) and 6 (yes, six) glasses of Jager-bomb.

So I was quite understandably tipsy. But that night at my favourite bar was the Desperados night (tequila-flavoured beer), and there were two (hot) chicks that were giving out some goodies. So I won a sick cap (seriously, this headgear is so awesome I'll wear it regularly from now on) and two rings that flash and light.


Finally, what can I say ?
I'm happy my burnt hand doesn't hurt anymore.
I'm always happy to hang out with my friends.
I'm always happy to get free shit (seriously the cap is awesome).
I still have blue balls from thursday night (I must be wrong in the head, to not fuck a nearly-collapsed-drunk-girl, right ? What do you say GAF ? Discuss).

I'm going to bed tonight. Bless you all.

EDIT : Oh and yeah I was typing from my cellphone. That explains all the typos from my previous post.
Dr Eggman : Come to France someday. We have quite good white wine (and Chaaaaampagne).
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Getting drunk in France, damn. Sounds so legit.

idk what to say about the drunk girl, if you were equally drunk then decisions have to be made.
 
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Tribes of Trusty

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Acid08 said:
Getting drunk in France, damn. Sounds so legit.

idk what to say about the drunk girl, if you were equally drunk then decisions have to be made.
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No we weren't equally drunk. We may have drunk the same amount, but I was still Conscious enough to decide what to do whereas she was on the verge of passing out. Whatever thing I'd go that night I'd feel like I was abusing her.


That doesn't mean I didn't had blue balls though
 
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Acid08

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Tribes of Trusty said:
No we weren't equally drunk. We may have drunk the same amount, but I was still Conscious enough to decide what to do whereas she was on the verge of passing out. Whatever thing I'd go that night I'd feel like I was abusing her.


That doesn't mean I didn't had blue balls though
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Ya did good my man.
 
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