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jakonovski said:
Glancing blows and weak blows. Fighting effectively is really hard.
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Yeah, the bat didn't have enough +hit and +expertise on it.


Anyways, something similar happened a couple counties over from us. These people would semi-barracade up a road making it hard to get through unless you drive just perfectly through it, and would just beat the hell out of people's cars, not asking for money neither.

Well, long story short, they stopped the wrong guy in his brand new F-250. The guy got out with a Kimber 1911 .45, and went to town killing 2 out of the 5, severely injuring the other 3. Since he was outnumbered, he was allowed to dispense his own civil justice, and rightfully so even though they just had tire irons, bats, and hockey sticks.

If I were that driver though, I would've gunned it through all of them, I'd suggest that to anyone. Also, another fine example of why it's necessary for civilians to have the right to carry. If that guy didn't jump out with a bat, who knows what that could have escalated to, after they got their asses beat down.

Just remember, and this is coming from me. When seconds count, the police are just minutes away.

And to answer another's question: It depends on your state's law's in regards to knives. Some have regulations on the length of the blade, others that are banned in some states are "auto-opening" knives. You just have to check your state's law. Nothing is usually against the law for carrying a 5" folding knife on your person in most states I'd imagine, or left in the car, as it's intent is utility not serious bodily injury or death.
 
Punks are on either coke or meth. Dude has serious balls, chumps usually run scared, but these guys were clearly high and nuts. Adrenaline alone won't let you take hits like that and keep on swinging. Props to him, but he's lucky he's still alive.
 
Messypandas said:
I feel bad for that council estate guy who calmly owned the chav. Because he'll be back in force, probably burn his house down too
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yeah it's a shame, that bike's gonna get torched as well :( you can't really fight back against chavs because they're scummy little shits who don't fight fair and will just make your life hell.
 
junkster said:
Punks are on either coke or meth. Dude has serious balls, chumps usually run scared, but these guys were clearly high and nuts. Adrenaline alone won't let you take hits like that and keep on swinging. Props to him, but he's lucky he's still alive.
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Clearly?
They just look drunk to me.
Unlike alcohol, meth and coke are not analgesic and usually don't cause violent behavior.
 
The guy had some real balls to do what he did, but I still don't understand why he was swinging the bat like that - looked all sorts of weird.
 
bistromathics said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxj_zsE_UUI

Couldn't tell if it belonged in this thread cuz from the vid it's hard to tell what happened or if the guy deserved it, but after seeing the followup interview i guess the dude had it coming
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You don't fuck with Epic Beard Man or any man in a Baby Blue tank top.

"I whooped his ass, so fast, and so quick, so pretty. I hit him with the Muhammad Ali left right left. I did the Muhammad Ali shuffle."
 
Burli said:
The guy had some real balls to do what he did, but I still don't understand why he was swinging the bat like that - looked all sorts of weird.
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Probably not good for hitting a baseball, but I'm guessing some extra power could be added from the torque and pronation of his arm and wrist.
 
Pimpwerx said:
Isn't a knife illegal? A bat can be explained away with pickup softball games, but the knife? I have a boxcutter in my toolbox in my car, but it's not for defense. PEACE.
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Usually knives are fine. It is switchblade automatic knives that will get you in trouble in the majority of states.
 
Oh shit! This is Tyler St, the same street where you see Kevin Spacey and Jim Sturgess in the movie 21 walk down after Ben Campbell's test in CTown! Eat around here all the time.

This must have been like around 4am though, the restaurant that you can find me sometimes after a drunken night closes at 3am in this video, and it's clearly not open haha

Pretty surprised those guys didn't fall down from those hits, sounded like the bat was hitting a solid wall and everything. Shit must have hurt like a bitch.

And for those haters, Boston is typically not like this, although CTown isn't exactly the place to be after hours.
 
Thank heavens they didn't get a hold of him at the end. That would have been pretty gruesome to watch... The guy should have just went home imo, instead of stopping and fighting. No need to risk your life for some dumb asses.
 
Chichikov said:
Clearly?
They just look drunk to me.
Unlike alcohol, meth and coke are not analgesic and usually don't cause violent behavior.
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No stumbling, slurring, or swaying. Head honcho seemed very on point and direct. Powerful stimulants can cause confidence, rage, psychosis, and a feeling of invincibility. And I'd presume a drunk would go down fast from a swing, or at least be very disoriented getting back up.
 
junkster said:
No stumbling, slurring, or swaying. Head honcho seemed very on point and direct. Powerful stimulants can cause confidence, rage, psychosis, and a feeling of invincibility. And I'd presume a drunk would go down fast from a swing, or at least be very disoriented getting back up.
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Oh, so very, very untrue. I once woke up with a broken finger from a brawl that I don't remember getting in. From all accounts, I did pretty well, until the bouncer came outside and tossed me like a baby dwarf.
 
Pimpwerx said:
I would have brained one of them. I played baseball. I may not have hit any homeruns, but I know how to swing, and there's no way I'm dropping the bat. Hell now. I think the first person I knocked down I would just keep pulverizing to the white meat. Seriously, let someone else come rescue him and join him on the ground in a pool of blood. I'm not kidding, that's some fucked up shit right there.

Shirtless dude was lucky the driver didn't just gun it the moment he put a foot on his hood. One foot on the hood, I'm slamming it into 1st, dropping the clutch and watching his bobo ass bullwinkle over my roof. Anyone in the way can do a disaster roll with him, or act as a speed bump. If they want to give chase, I'll slow a bit, then slam the brakes and watch them pile into the back.

There are a few unwritten rules in this world.

1) Fuck with a man's car, and you will incur bodily harm equal or greater than the damage done to the car.

2) Car beats pedestrian 100% of the time. You may win the battle, but you will never win that war.

PEACE.
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Best part of this post is writing "PEACE" in all capitals at the end of that blood-thirsty tirade. :lol
 
I have to also agree that the familiar "Ping" sound aluminum bats make when they make contact was fucking orgasmic in this video.
 
Darkatomz said:
Oh shit! This is Tyler St, the same street where you see Kevin Spacey and Jim Sturgess in the movie 21 walk down after Ben Campbell's test in CTown! Eat around here all the time.

This must have been like around 4am though, the restaurant that you can find me sometimes after a drunken night closes at 3am in this video, and it's clearly not open haha

Pretty surprised those guys didn't fall down from those hits, sounded like the bat was hitting a solid wall and everything. Shit must have hurt like a bitch.

And for those haters, Boston is typically not like this, although CTown isn't exactly the place to be after hours.
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My viewing went like this: oh wow that sounds awes.....HOLY SHIT IS THAT NEAR CHAU CHOWS?

and now I'm hungry.
 
So, in which US towns is this a regular occurrence ?

If we're letting Boston off the hook, let's put somewhere else on it.
 
Earthstrike said:
Video removed by the user.

Anyone got a save for the rehost?
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Google "Chinatown Batting Cage" it's been mirrored infinitely and even some parodies are out now.
 
bistromathics said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxj_zsE_UUI

Couldn't tell if it belonged in this thread cuz from the vid it's hard to tell what happened or if the guy deserved it, but after seeing the followup interview i guess the dude had it coming
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Never heard the follow up interview to this. So the guy talking shit and received a beat down by a tired-spent nam vet was on parole, carrying a knife, and started a fight? Wow. I'm glad he got the shit knocked out of him. Can't believe those bitches went through that poor vets stuff then. Animals.
 
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