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[TheStruggler]

I don't know who will win E3, but it's clear who lost.

i think it will be ubisoft or sony

 

[DangerMouse]

yeah, exactly.

MS presser everybody complains "it's all CG!" EA presser everybody complains "everything is too early / development alpha!"

I'd say most would say, "don't show it at all yet then".

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Jesus. EA, nobody is getting pumped by thing.

 

[CTLance]

It's amazing how few actual tangible games they're actually showing. So many trailers, concepts, clearly scripted events... was EA caught with their pants down, or something? Or do they just not care anymore? ... or was it always like that? I'm kinda confused right now.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

TODAY WE CANCEL THE MIRROR'S EDGE 2!

 

[Tevos]

I'm so fucking pissed at that Mirrors Edge showing. REALLY GUYS? A year in and that's all you guys have?

You're one of the largest third party publishers on the fucking planet and the only in-game we have seen that is not sports is Dragon Age. SERIOUSLY?

everythingwasconceptual.jpg

 

[mysteriousmage09]

This can't be posted enough.

 

[Bundy]

 

[Aquamarine]

#AllTheFeels

 

[TheDarkKnight774]

Idris. Stop the EA Apocolypse!

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Feefer.

Feefer Feefteen.

Is that Idris Elba talking?

 

[HowZatOZ]

I have a feeling people are going to be sorely disappointed by these conferences. It is already clear devs are still developing games, and you should expect things to be appearing 2015/2016.

 

[UltraGunner]

We know drama

 

[Gator86]

EA literally has nothing...

It's really amazing. How could they not prepare anything for this? It's just overly dramatic voice overs for concept videos or sports clips. This has to be up there with the worst of all time.

 

[Sephiroth_GR_]

Prototypes and sports. Worst conference ever.

huh? It's EA

 

[.GqueB.]

Such feel.

Wow.

Much script.

Much emotion.

Wow.

Such intelligence.

 

[Slowdive]

Pretty bad conference, was hoping for more Mirror's Edge 2.

 

[Biochet]

this isn't fiction, this is REAL LIFE

*shows videogame footage*

 

[SykoTech]

Guess that's it for Mirror's Edge. Looks promising, but I hate the whole dev talk and "look at the actors doing parkour" angle. Should have just shown the game.

Welp, I'm out. No need to stick around with Battlefront and ME both over with.

 

[UberTag]

Yeah, this conference has been horrendous.

It's about as unfinished as Battlefield 4 was last fall.
I honestly can't think of a third-party conference THIS awful in a long while. Maybe Ubisoft a few years ago.

 

[Nokterian]

"We are not canceling the apocalypse!"

 

[Mine01]

oh man the fifa crowd looks so funny when they are jumping lol, someone has to gif that.

 

[Scipio]

Aaron Ramsey, my boy!

 

[WeskerXXI]

Come on, show more footage of people working, because no one would think they do looking at this conference.

 

[Draconian]

TODAY WE ARE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE

Oh wait.

 

[Dugna]

GUYS DO YOU FEEL IT?? I sure as hell don't....

 

[Zeliard]

That looked like a stripped down Mirror's Edge 1. yawn

Well, it was prototype footage, so that's... pretty much exactly what it was.

 

[Hattori]

Fifa 15: We're Cancelling the Apocalypse!

 

[Owzers]

So this is what a conceptual representation of an e3 conference looks like.

 

[Angel Abaddon]

Ball ball ball, footy footy footy is about as much as I care for football. Except goal frame clatter it seems.

 

[BlastProcessing]

yeah, exactly.

MS presser everybody complains "it's all CG!" EA presser everybody complains "everything is too early / development alpha!"

Both happen when you show things that aren't ready.

 

[Tripolygon]

So how do you guys feel about Microsoft E3 now, Amazing isn't it?

 

[RulkezX]

<3 Fifa

 

[polyh3dron]

FIFA.

ALL THE FEELS.

 

[SRTtoZ]

Glad I picked this time to go to the gym. Watching this on the treadmill and expected better from ME. This thing better end with a bang.

 

[Yawnier]

Guys! The corner flags? They will move.

Next-gen.

The crossbar and goals posts will make a clatter noise too

NEXT GEN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Amused]

#allthefeels, the conference.

 

[A-V-B]

Mirror's Edge is what I came for. Too bad I won't be playing it in the forseeable future.

Now back to what everyone wants: atmospheric pop music and somber voiceovers over sports footage!

Yeah, basically every big game they have is just conceptual art and prototype levels.

 

[Gorillaz]

Even the paid shills in the audience are having a difficult time mustering up any enthusiasm for this schlock.

The conceptual shills are getting bored

 

[explodet]

EA, you take forever to say nothing.

 

[Vandiger]

Elba so good at narration.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Now I want a Pacific Rim sports game.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

This must be one of the worst conferences in years.

 

[CecilRousso]

Why are they showing this movie? It brings nothing to table, it will not sell one additional copy. FIFA is FIFA, it sells what it sells.

 

[a.wd]

The correct usage of the world football, enjoy your handegg muricans!

 

[Juicy Bob]

BOOOOO SUAREZ

 

[tanooki27]

ea's conference is dull, news at 11.

 

[Mr.Marston]

DAT RAMSEY

 

[drgambit]

Soccer is boring

 

[Xpliskin]

Did they really try to make an "epic" trailer for a football game ?