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[rdrr gnr]

I feel like a victim after watching this. Donate to me.

 

[Htown]

Is this event all about Sim City?

NO. IT'S TEN PERCENT ABOUT SIM CITY, 90% ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T PLAY GAMES TALKING ABOUT MOVIES AND TWITTER AND HOW YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR NOT SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT OR DONATING TO CHARITY.

EA sucks. Hoooooly shit.

 

[Gummb]

He spoke way too long about urban associations with absolutely no knowledge about what he was talking about. He just bored me on my own subject of study.

 

[Mikeside]

New Survival Horror EA game????

O.O so meta.

 

[AlphaTwo00]

This isn't going to get better, is it?

EMBRACE FAILURE!!!

 

[mclaren777]

This isn't going to get better, is it?

Scott will correct all the prior wrongs.

 

[JoeBoy101]

Another speaker.

Don't worry folks, they're not related to gaming. No need to panic.

 

[Mattakuevan]

NO. IT'S TEN PERCENT ABOUT SIM CITY, 90% ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T PLAY GAMES TALKING ABOUT MOVIES AND TWITTER AND HOW YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR NOT SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT OR DONATING TO CHARITY.

EA sucks. Hoooooly shit.

10% is a little generous.

 

[BY2K]

The fuck is this?

GAMES, EA! GAMES! GDC, GAME DEVELOPER CONFERENCE!

Not Water Charity and Other Shit Conference! (Nothing against that, that said, it just isn't the place for that.)

 

[royalan]

This narrator sounds like a complete hipster tool...

 

[MRORANGE]

someone really needs to show this live stream to ea stockholders...

 

[AceBandage]

He spoke way too long about urban associations with absolutely no knowledge about what he was talking about. He just bored me on my own subject of study.

Damn...

 

[Satch]

im going to stick it out because i just dont want to miss being part of this for even a small moment

I SURVIVED GAME CHANGERS

 

[JABEE]

Yes, you are in the way!

 

[Gsak]

New Survival Horror EA game????

Dead Space 3: Empty Space, No Audience.

 

[BHK3]

What stream are you guys watching were you can see the audience?

 

[Huw_Dawson]

RPS' Twitter:

That's it. That's all I can take. Sorry journalism, there are limits. I think they mentioned SimCity earlier. Gnite all.

 

[Teknoman]

Night clubs and vodka y'all.

 

[Mikeside]

What stream are you guys watching were you can see the audience?

they keep getting in the way of the camera as they're bailing out of the train wreck

 

[JABEE]

Getting wasted! Yeah!

 

[pieatorium]

im going to stick it out because i just dont want to miss being part of this for even a small moment

I SURVIVED GAME CHANGERS

Yeah it's passed the halfway point now, it would be like admitting defeat to stop now.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Dead Space 3: Empty Space, No Audience.

9/10

 

[AceBandage]

RPS' Twitter:

XD

 

[DietRob]

It sounds like this is getting ready to become a "I found Jesus, story."

 

[Rebel Leader]

RPS' Twitter:

I did say they left the building earlier

 

[Sibylus]

Tuned in about 3 minutes ago.

... this is a conference about games?

 

[Gsak]

EA: Challenge Your Audience's Patience.

 

[Vilam]

No joke, the fact that you're in here hating this along with us is maybe the best fucking thing about this thread.

Hey, I just wanted to see some cool game announcements along with everyone else. Seems like the rest should have been saved for a GDC talk.

 

[Mikeside]

Tuned in about 3 minutes ago.

... this is a conference about games?

this is a conference about lowering your expectations from EA for this year.

 

[pieatorium]

What stream are you guys watching were you can see the audience?

Bunches of people have been walking in front of the camera on their way out.

 

[BHK3]

oh god

oh gooooooooooooooood

He really said that just now?

"I was a dick head with money so I went to some random 3rd world country and my eyes were opened"

Jeessuss chriiiiist

they keep getting in the way of the camera as they're bailing out of the train wreck

Bunches of people have been walking in front of the camera on their way out.

Ah, I'm not watching lol

 

[mclaren777]

You guys are seriously messed up if you mock the impact of Charity Water.

 

[bgassassin]

(╯°□°）╯

 

[VibratingDonkey]

So I woke up early to watch this. Luckily I missed the first 40 minutes.

datnofy I'm not really making a comment here (like I can), I just want GAF to pick up on this tweet and post it because of EA's bullshit. #SimCity

 

[AceBandage]

(╯°□°）╯

Oh hell.
This is the best thing ever.

 

[la_briola]

my stamina is dropping

 

[lordfroakie]

Welp! Not buying Sim City 5 cause of this shitty conference mmhmm

 

[Htown]

RPS' Twitter:

LOOK AT THIS, PEOPLE.

He stops posting about SimCity at "54 minutes ago". It's been 50 minutes to an hour of this non-game-related bullshit.

 

[funkystudent]

Ok Im out.



#embracefailure.

 

[Mikeside]

You guys are seriously messed up if you mock the impact of Charity Water.

I think we're more making fun of EA thinking that this is the time/place to be talking about it at such length after hyping this as an epic conference.

 

[Gummb]

Damn...

I'm actually glad it was so boring, because no one interested in urban systems should listen to him. :\

 

[Rebel Leader]

Mother of God.. my phone can't keep up with this thread and twitter :lol

 

[JABEE]

You guys are seriously messed up if you mock the impact of Charity Water.

I'm not mocking their impact. I just question why EA labeled this as a game changer event and talked about game announcements.

 

[Gsak]

So that's what they meant by "Game Changers"... They are managing to have people change their hobby from gaming to anything else, using the most effective of strategies:

Spoiler

ABYSMAL BOREDOM

.

 

[EatChildren]

TYPICAL closed minded HEARTLESS gaf. This video was so inspirational I turned it off, took a quick shower, did the dishes, took out my RECYCLING, vacuumed my room, and even turned off my monitor to save power.

This was a game changer.

 

[Mattakuevan]

You guys are seriously messed up if you mock the impact of Charity Water.

No one is mocking Charity Water.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

(╯°□°）╯

A mod needs to lock the thread and swap the OP for this.

 

[MRORANGE]

(╯°□°）╯

amazing :lol

 

[legacyzero]

(╯°□°）╯

LMFAO HAHAHAA

 

[Satch]

TYPICAL closed minded HEARTLESS gaf. This video was so inspirational I turned it off, took a quick shower, did the dishes, took out my RECYCLING, vacuumed my room, and even turned off my monitor to save power.

This was a game changer.

such a nice, wholesome man

well done